Tuesday, September 21, 2010

How to Make Dawn AND Andrew Sullivan's Heads Simultaneously Explode


1. Barney Frank approved the waiter uniforms for the 2012 DNC convention, Charlie Rangel approved the menu, and Loretta Sanchez cleaned up the mess from Dawn's head exploding.

2. Sullivan's internet search for "nubile youth with melon pecs" will ironically lead him straight to this website.

3. Watermelon Boy was one of the many mysteries LOST never got around to explaining.

4. This eager, nubile congressional page may be out of work next work next year unless Barney Frank is re-elected. Think of the nubile youths! Vote Democrat!

5. ORA: "All right, one more piece of watermelon. What could it hurt?" A young Mr. Creosote ironically foreshadows his destiny.

Best of Dr. Doom
The newest superhero, Tea Party Boy, and his hypnotism trunks had the desired effect on congress. Mr. Frank was heard to repeat, "Must resist the urge to vote for tax cuts, must resist..."

Best of Kevin
4th of July at Army of Mom's.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm keeping this for myself, 'cause it would be racist to offer some to Jesse Jackson in the last picture."

Best of Rodney Dill
Before the Librarian role, Noah Wylie, was successful in the pR0n blockbuster: The Agrarian - Quest for the Pear

Best of Submariner
Funny; AoM usually uses a RED gingham tablecloth for her snacks...

Best of Steve O
Sean demonstrates how to hold a slice of watermelon using just your abs.

Best of Oiao
Shamelessly stolen from Mega from the above 'Big Lips' thread...
"I just think it's weird that men always assume I'll give a blow job."

16 comments:

Submariner said...

Sully knew he'd found his boy when Geoffrey didn't spit, but swalloed the seeds.

Submariner said...

If you don't want your watermelon, what DO you want for desert, AoM?

Dr. Doom said...

The newest superhero, Tea Party Boy, and his hypnotism trunks had the desired effect on congress. Mr. Frank was heard to repeat, "Must resist the urge to vote for tax cuts, must resist..."

Kevin said...

4th of July at Army of Mom's.

Submariner said...

"Is that a gherkin in your trunks, or are you really, really glad to see me, Mr. Sullivan?"

Submariner said...

AoM? Would you like to help me practice my breast stroke after desert?

Rodney Dill said...

Before the show caught on, Noah Wylie appeared in the ill-fated --
Survivor - Mr. McGregor's Garden

Rodney Dill said...

"If you have any poo, fling it now."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I guess the goggles come in handy if he dives into the deep end of the watermelon?

-OR-

In any watermelon seed spitting battle, carrying spare cartridges is just smart business.

-OR-

Spit or Swallow?
Late that night, Sam awoke in severe pain, saw vines emerging from all his orifices and lived just long enough to realize the truth to the old saying... Watermelon seeds can sprout in your stomach.

WordVerify: experds - illiterates chosen by Obamalama to solve the nation's many crises

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm keeping this for myself, 'cause it would be racist to offer some to Jesse Jackson in the last picture."

dadoctah said...

Fruit: it's what's for dinner. And breakfast. And a mid-afternoon snack....

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama’s Aunt Update: ‘The System Needs To Clean-Up After Me’

Rodney Dill said...

Before the Librarian role, Noah Wylie, was successful in the pR0n blockbuster: The Agrarian - Quest for the Pear

Submariner said...

Funny; AoM usually uses a RED gingham tablecloth for her snacks...



v word - dopea - pretty well describes our elected officials.

Steve O said...

Sean demonstrates how to hold a slice of watermelon using just your abs.

Oiao said...

Shamelessly stolen from Mega from the above 'Big Lips' thread...

"I just think it's weird that men always assume I'll give a blow job."

(Best form of falttery Mega!)