Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Hillary the Space Vampire



From Drudge


best of Dr. Doom ...
The latest model Terminator is equipped with side scan sonar and can instantly recognize other Terminators in its vicinity.

best of jj ...
Coming soon to the White House, "Goa'uld vs. Klingon".

best of Spin ...
"I'd hit dat"

(pekew)

best of Matt the K ...
Lindsay Graham is discovered to belong to a secret race of manhating liberals living among us in "They Live 2". The fight scene with Joe Lieberman is awesome.

best of Adriane ...
And, you know, the thing about a Secretary of State... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Well, anyway, she made a speech at the presser ...

best of Vinney...
"On the Next Ghost Hunters, Jason and Grant investigate the infamous Witch of Foggy Bottom."

best of Matt the K ...
Linda Blair has not aged well at ALL.

best of Submariner ...
There's a lot to gripe about in the "Land of the Lost" remake, but I, for one, think they got the Sleestaks just about perfect!

best of dadoctah ...
I can haz hoomin flesh?

22 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

The last thing Vince Foster ever saw...

Dr. Doom said...

The latest model Terminator is equipped with side scan sonar and can instantly recognize other Terminators in its vicinity.

Matt the K said...

Sensing movement, Predator scanned the room; no human lifeform detected.

dub said...

The power of conservatives compels you! The power of conservatives compels you!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sometimes, Beer Goggles don't lie.

-OR-

I knew it, They DO live!
[reason enough for sick intercourses wear aluminum foil hats, people!]

-OR-

Voted least likely to evah be mistaken for Sharon Stone.

-OR-

If you had to wake up to that every morning, maybe Monica would look sexy.

dadoctah said...

Meg Foster has really let herself go.

DaveP. said...

SEVEN DAYS!

jj said...

Coming soon to the White House, "Goa'uld vs. Klingon".

Anonymous said...

Big Sister is watching.

Submariner said...

ORA?

Photographic proof; C.H.U.D. exist.

Submariner said...

Damn lucky for the Secretary of State that George's Vietnam flashback occured when he only had his sniper scope. I'm just sayin'...

Spin said...

"I'd hit dat"


(pekew)

Matt the K said...

Only the use of a special negative-image filter can reveal the true identity of Sammy Davis Jr.'s transvestite corpse.

Matt the K said...

Lindsay Graham is discovered to belong to a secret race of manhating liberals living among us in "They Live 2". The fight scene with Joe Lieberman is awesome.

Adriane said...

And, you know, the thing about a Secretary of State... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Well, anyway, she made a speech at the presser ...

Kaptain Krude said...

I miss Hillary...

But my aim is improving.

Anonymous said...

"On the Next Ghost Hunters, Jason and Grant investigate the infamous Witch of Foggy Bottom."

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama has the CIA trying to figure out how Hillary speaks without teleprompters.

Matt the K said...

Linda Blair has not aged well at ALL.

Steve O said...

They Live!

Submariner said...

There's a lot to gripe about in the "Land of the Lost" remake, but I, for one, think they got the Sleestaks just about perfect!

dadoctah said...

I can haz hoomin flesh?