Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Hey! How 'Bout Some Privacy?

1. Perhaps the instruction to "Go Deep" should have been more specific.

2. "Johnny Weir? I had no idea you were a football fan."

3. "Orally Service Me, Ray Bradbury."

4. Brokehalfback Brokecornerback... sometimes, these things just write themselves...

5. "Well, he does have an All-Access pass..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"While you're down there, Jimmy, could you adjust my cup?"

Best of molson
What? You all want some of this too?

Best of dadoctah
Whose idea was it to let Ang Lee remake the Coke commercial that starred Mean Joe Green?

Best of Vinney
A la Chris Berman:"And it looks like Romo...could go all the way"!!

Best of Submariner
SKUL F#*K: UR DUIN IT RITE AKSHULY

Best of Mr. Hankey
As girlfriend applications are handed down to him, Tiony begins the interview process.

Best of dadoctah
Time was, all you had to do was sing the National Anthem and they were happy with that....

Best of mega
"Yep, I see you've been fully gelded. Now, which tea party lady did you lose to?"

Best of Army of Dad
Realizing that he will never get to the Super Bowl, Tony settled for a 'super blow'.




23 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

BrokeTailback

Dr. Doom said...

Another of the President's stimulus jobs.

Dr. Doom said...

An ardent Dallas Cowboys fan returns the favor after a disappointing loss to the 'Skins...

Dr. Doom said...

"This gives a whole new meaning to the term photo-op", thought Tony as he signed autographs after the big game.

jj said...

Next on NFL Sunday Ticket.....

WV: unleek.....sometimes these just write themselves...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Giving new meaning to "zipless f**k"?

-OR-

Ironically, photojournalist Joe "Teabag" Klepski started out his film career as a fluffer for Ron Jeremy. Years of therapy wasted, the nightmares and flashbacks have returned.

-OR-

Eddie the Cameraman's voice is muffled what with the plastic cup in his teeth and the roar of the crowd, but he's belting out Bon Jovi's "In these arms" - "I'd get down on my knees for you"

-OR-

"While you're down there, Jimmy, could you adjust my cup?"

-OR-

Pickpocket... You're doing it RONG

dadoctah said...

Yet another illustration of why soccer will never take over in America.

molson said...

What? You all want some of this too?

dadoctah said...

Whose idea was it to let Ang Lee remake the Coke commercial that starred Mean Joe Green?

Anonymous said...

A la Chris Berman:"And it looks like Romo...could go all the way"!!

Vinney

Submariner said...

Jokes on all of you - this is a shot of Jessica Simpson's stunt double from last season's playoffs...

Spin said...

Please, Please, do my football next Monkeyboy.

Submariner said...

SKUL F#*K: UR DUIN IT RITE AKSHULY

Submariner said...

ORA:

Tony, your Willie needs straightening; there.

Submariner said...

Y'know, I had HEARD that Jerry Jones would do ANYthing to try and ensure a playoff winning team. Now I believe it.

Mr. Hankey said...

As girlfriend applications are handed down to him, Tiony begins the interview process.

Army of Dad said...

Millions of Texas women apply for press passes.

dadoctah said...

Time was, all you had to do was sing the National Anthem and they were happy with that....

jj said...

Well you may not be Inez, but if you swallow....

mega said...

"Yep, I see you've been fully gelded. Now, which tea party lady did you lose to?"

Army of Dad said...

What is the correct F stop to use on the glory hole?

Army of Dad said...

Mike Vick was 'Ron Mexico', so this must mean that Tony Romo is 'Mike Roephone'.

Army of Dad said...

Realizing that he will never get to the Super Bowl, Tony settled for a 'super blow'.