1. "We will win this game for the glory of the Fuhrer and the Fatherland!"
2. And The Fighting Billy Idols take the field!
3. They lose a lot of games, but they do have more fun.
4. You guys seemed to have missed the point of the punch line. She sleeps with the whole team because she's the blond!5. The original plan was to shave their heads in support, but they thought it made then look like dorks. So, they went with this. They were sure the cancer kid would understand, I mean, he wouldn't choose to look that way if he didn't have cancer, right?
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After the first game of the season, the word went out to just let the team from Village of the Damned High win.
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As the AP noted, three football players turned out for today's Tea Party rally.
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Sometimes, it's pretty easy to spot the ringer.
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After Tiny dunked them all in peroxide it became apparent that there may be some future heart issues.
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Even the Berlin Nazis thought the antics of their mascot "Dancing Adolph" were a little too much
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"My hypnotism class is really paying off", thought Congressman Frank to himself as he shouted, "OK boys - Simon says bend over."
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It wasn't til all the kids were together in one place that it dawned on the townsfolk of Bumbledump that Eminem's one night stand back in '94 had a double meaning.