1. "We will win this game for the glory of the Fuhrer and the Fatherland!"
2. And The Fighting Billy Idols take the field!
3. They lose a lot of games, but they do have more fun.
4. You guys seemed to have missed the point of the punch line. She sleeps with the whole team because she's the blond!
5. The original plan was to shave their heads in support, but they thought it made then look like dorks. So, they went with this. They were sure the cancer kid would understand, I mean, he wouldn't choose to look that way if he didn't have cancer, right?Best of prince of leaves
After the first game of the season, the word went out to just let the team from Village of the Damned High win.
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As the AP noted, three football players turned out for today's Tea Party rally.
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Sometimes, it's pretty easy to spot the ringer.
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After Tiny dunked them all in peroxide it became apparent that there may be some future heart issues.
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Even the Berlin Nazis thought the antics of their mascot "Dancing Adolph" were a little too much
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"My hypnotism class is really paying off", thought Congressman Frank to himself as he shouted, "OK boys - Simon says bend over."
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It wasn't til all the kids were together in one place that it dawned on the townsfolk of Bumbledump that Eminem's one night stand back in '94 had a double meaning.
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"I pledge myself to the United Nations, and to the acts of underage sex, and to the use of condoms and food stamps, and.... to play means everyone gets a trophy, so help me Allah!"
Albino Football RULES!!!
wv: roseddic. You know they've got an ointment for that, right?
Cause I'm a blonde-"B_L_O_N_D_"
Being seven feet tall didn't make Jeremy the ideal choice for quarterback, but as the only non-blond on the team, he was also the only one who could read the playbook and remember which end of the field to run to.
Hollywood still out of ideas tries a Flash Gordon 2010 remake.
No one was more surprised than the Frankenmuth High Herrenvolk when they ended up in the state championship game against the Fighting Davids of Springfield Beth El.
After the first game of the season, the word went out to just let the team from Village of the Damned High win.
Don't you agree the Dennis Rodman High School varsity team got a little caught up in themselves?
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"Hey, where'd that team from France go? They seem to have left the field and gone home."
Woody Allen's reprise -- running onto the field and screaming "Nazis!!!" -- fell on deaf ears. A generation had passed. The original joke was long forgotten.
The New Black Panthers discovered that once you get outside the urban areas, not every voting station is given to the same kind of intimidation.
As the AP noted, three football players turned out for today's Tea Party rally.
Sometimes, it's pretty easy to spot the ringer.
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Coach Smithers privately hopes that Clyde will fail 12th grade a third time.
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Team Thawtbubble: Wow, steroids sure help Ernie stand out in a crowd.
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In near perfect unison, the team clutched their chests and fell to the ground. After learning Coach Murphy had suffered a fatal coronary, Homunculus High's Copycat Day tradition was abandoned.
After Tiny dunked them all in peroxide it became apparent that there may be some future heart issues.
Steve misunderstood the team tradition and applied his peroxide a little further south than the rest of the guys.
What makes you think the girls here really liked the band Nelson back in the 1990s?
Where da really *really* white women at?
even the Berlin Nazis thought the antics of their mascot "Dancing Adolph" were a little too much
"My hypnotism class is really paying off", thought Congressman Frank to himself as he shouted, "OK boys - Simon says bend over."
It wasn't til all the kids were together in one place that it dawned on the townsfolk of Bumbledump that Eminem's one night stand back in '94 had a double meaning.
Lurch goes to college
By Al Sharpton's counting standard this is only 5 whitemen.
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