Saturday, September 11, 2010

The Fighting Aryans


1. "We will win this game for the glory of the Fuhrer and the Fatherland!"
2. And The Fighting Billy Idols take the field!
3. They lose a lot of games, but they do have more fun.
4. You guys seemed to have missed the point of the punch line. She sleeps with the whole team because she's the blond!
5. The original plan was to shave their heads in support, but they thought it made then look like dorks. So, they went with this. They were sure the cancer kid would understand, I mean, he wouldn't choose to look that way if he didn't have cancer, right?

Best of prince of leaves
After the first game of the season, the word went out to just let the team from Village of the Damned High win.

Best of mega
As the AP noted, three football players turned out for today's Tea Party rally.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sometimes, it's pretty easy to spot the ringer.

Best of Spin
After Tiny dunked them all in peroxide it became apparent that there may be some future heart issues.

Best of blue
Even the Berlin Nazis thought the antics of their mascot "Dancing Adolph" were a little too much

Best of Dr. Doom
"My hypnotism class is really paying off", thought Congressman Frank to himself as he shouted, "OK boys - Simon says bend over."

Best of Matt the K
It wasn't til all the kids were together in one place that it dawned on the townsfolk of Bumbledump that Eminem's one night stand back in '94 had a double meaning.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I pledge myself to the United Nations, and to the acts of underage sex, and to the use of condoms and food stamps, and.... to play means everyone gets a trophy, so help me Allah!"

dadoctah said...

Albino Football RULES!!!

wv: roseddic. You know they've got an ointment for that, right?

Anonymous said...

Cause I'm a blonde-"B_L_O_N_D_"

prince of leaves said...

Being seven feet tall didn't make Jeremy the ideal choice for quarterback, but as the only non-blond on the team, he was also the only one who could read the playbook and remember which end of the field to run to.

Anonymous said...

Hollywood still out of ideas tries a Flash Gordon 2010 remake.

prince of leaves said...

No one was more surprised than the Frankenmuth High Herrenvolk when they ended up in the state championship game against the Fighting Davids of Springfield Beth El.

prince of leaves said...

After the first game of the season, the word went out to just let the team from Village of the Damned High win.

Anonymous said...

Don't you agree the Dennis Rodman High School varsity team got a little caught up in themselves?

Vinney

mega said...

"Hey, where'd that team from France go? They seem to have left the field and gone home."

mega said...

Woody Allen's reprise -- running onto the field and screaming "Nazis!!!" -- fell on deaf ears. A generation had passed. The original joke was long forgotten.

mega said...

The New Black Panthers discovered that once you get outside the urban areas, not every voting station is given to the same kind of intimidation.

mega said...

As the AP noted, three football players turned out for today's Tea Party rally.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sometimes, it's pretty easy to spot the ringer.

-OR-

Coach Smithers privately hopes that Clyde will fail 12th grade a third time.

-OR-

Team Thawtbubble: Wow, steroids sure help Ernie stand out in a crowd.

-OR-

In near perfect unison, the team clutched their chests and fell to the ground. After learning Coach Murphy had suffered a fatal coronary, Homunculus High's Copycat Day tradition was abandoned.

Spin said...

After Tiny dunked them all in peroxide it became apparent that there may be some future heart issues.

Dr. Doom said...

Steve misunderstood the team tradition and applied his peroxide a little further south than the rest of the guys.

metalgarth said...

What makes you think the girls here really liked the band Nelson back in the 1990s?

dadoctah said...

Where da really *really* white women at?

blue said...

even the Berlin Nazis thought the antics of their mascot "Dancing Adolph" were a little too much

Dr. Doom said...

"My hypnotism class is really paying off", thought Congressman Frank to himself as he shouted, "OK boys - Simon says bend over."

Matt the K said...

It wasn't til all the kids were together in one place that it dawned on the townsfolk of Bumbledump that Eminem's one night stand back in '94 had a double meaning.

Rodney Dill said...

Lurch goes to college

Rodney Dill said...

By Al Sharpton's counting standard this is only 5 whitemen.