Monday, September 20, 2010

Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting

Curmudgeonly and Skeptical


1. M'Chel looked forward to the end of the bout, when she would crush the loser's skull and feast on the soft pink insides.

2. "This display grows tiresome," M'Chel yawned. "Toss them each a gladius, and let this be settled in blood."

3. M'Chel bittered, "Oh, yeah, I could be in Paris for Fashion Week, surrounded by elite designers, haute cuisine, and reserving entire floors of the finest hotels for my entourage... but watching two rednecks throw fists in the backyard is real fun, too."

4. This is the first time two men have exchanged blows at the White House since Andrew Sullivan visited George Stephanopoulus.

5. Obama fondly recalled. "This reminds me of how Frank Marshall David used to wrestle with me behind the house when I was little. Of course, we were both naked and slathered in banana oil."




Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "See Michelle, Nobody fucks with Napolitano when she's been drinking."

Best of JohnS1959
Mr. Kerry demonstrates the proper technique for the flip-flop.

Best of Rodney Dill
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Hillary Clinton demonstrated Pantsuit Kung Fu at the the whitehouse. Developing...

Best of Dr. Doom
"Ahh... that will be my new economic strategy", thought the President, "Instead of kick starting it we will crotch kick it!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"I call that one Big Labor, and the one getting his ass kicked is Business."

15 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "See Michelle, Nobody fucks with Napolitano when she's been drinking."

JohnS1959 said...

"Ooooh, that looks fun and scary all at the same time", giggled the President, "Hey he almost hit me!"

JohnS1959 said...

Meanwhile in Russia, Mr. Putin is the one wearing the gee...

JohnS1959 said...

While he seemed outwardly pleased, the President's mind kept wandering back to the impending mid-term elections for some reason.

JohnS1959 said...

Mr. Kerry demonstrates the proper technique for the flip-flop.

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Hillary Clinton demonstrated Pantsuit Kung Fu at the the whitehouse. Developing...

Dr. Doom said...

"Ahh... that will be my new economic strategy", thought the President, "Instead of kick starting it we will crotch kick it!"

Anonymous said...

"I think those crackers are trying to break dance."

Vinney

blue said...

Obama giggled with glee and whispered to M'Chel "just like us in the bedroom, sweetie!"

Jay Guevara said...

Barry: "Oooh, protect me, Michelle!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You can almost hear Obamalama tittering "tee hee tee hee!" Andrew Jackson and Rough Rider Teddy Roosevelt are spinning in their graves.

-OR-

Before the match, each fighter was asked to resist the urge to show Obamalama exactly what they thought of his f'kd up policies, as a trained sharpshooter was poised in a tree ready to prevent unauthorized ass whoopings.

jj said...

O to M'chel, "See the guy on the ground is French. He's wearing the flag".

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama auditions his co-stars for next year's "Dancing With The Stars"

Jack Reacher said...

"I call that one Big Labor, and the one getting his ass kicked is Business."

Merovign said...

Why is it that the only voice-bubble I can think of for Barack is "Squeeee!"