Monday, September 20, 2010

Dude, Where's My Car?

Weasel Zippers via Al


1. I could have had a V-8... but that's a white man's drink.

2. "Poison blow dart! Well-played, Mr. Sharpton... Well... played." (THUNK!)

3. Jesse is stumped by the question "What church are you a reverend in?"

4. Jesse reaches out to the pink stripe of the Rainbow Coalition. ♬ "Vogue!... Vogue!... Oooh, you've got to Let your body move to the music Oooh, you've got to just Let your body go with the flow..." ♬

5. Jesse slowly twists his face around to face forward again, Daffy Duck style, after M'Chel slapped him so hard it spun around six times and ended up facing backwards.


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I wonder how long before Super Glue wears off?

Best of GregMan
"Man, I wish I'd thought of that 'God D@mn Amerikkka' line".

Best of jj
Another damn positive pregnancy test....

Best of Army of Dad
This week on Race Pimps, Jesse practices keeping his pimp hand strong on himself.

Best of JohnS1959
"Hmmm... Maybe I should give a sermon every now and then.", Jesse thought. "I know I'll say something about that guy... what was his name again? Starts with an L I think.. no a J. Yes, definitely a J."

Best of Submariner
Sheehan's having my baby!?!?

Best of Mr. Hankey
Checking that his mask is still secure - Joe Biden can't wait to see Obama's reaction when he shows up at the Cabinet meeting.

Threadwinner: Kaptain Krude
The new Home Alone auditions went well, but Jesse just could not do that McCauley Culkin impression to save his life.

30 comments:

blue said...

"Damn, we elected who president?"

Anonymous said...

On Celebrity Jeopardy the final Jeopardy category was "Hymie Town".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I wonder how long before Super Glue wears off?

-OR-

Oh lordy, I think that's the first time I've actually listened to my own jive rhetoric. I'm a real asshole!

-OR-

Those ungrateful little bastards stole and stripped my Escalade?!? I'm going to shove a rainbow so far up their butts they'll be speaking in colors.

GregMan said...

"Man, I wish I'd thought of that 'God D@mn Amerikkka' line".

GregMan said...

"Holy crap! The way to succeed really is to stay in school, study hard, and get a job! What have I been telling my people all these years?"

GregMan said...

ORA: Jessie finds out, too late, that Sharpton really is a "scanner".

divine miss m said...

Standard cap #37. Sing with me now:

Where will yoube when yourlaxative kicks in?

jj said...

Another damn positive pregnancy test....

Army of Dad said...

Worst. Lawn. Sprinkler. Dance. Ever!

Army of Dad said...

I think someone just gave him a "PUSH".

Army of Dad said...

This week on Race Pimps, Jesse practices keeping his pimp hand strong on himself.

JohnS1959 said...

"Man I knew I shouldn't have let Rangel's accountant do my taxes", thought the reverend.

JohnS1959 said...

"Hmmm... Maybe I should give a sermon every now and then.", Jesse thought. "I know I'll say something about that guy... what was his name again? Starts with an L I think.. no a J. Yes, definitely a J."

Jack Reacher said...

"Obviously, when I said 'soak the rich,' I mean the other rich."

Submariner said...

Thanks for never giving me what I truly deserve, Gaia...

Submariner said...

Why the hell wouldn't Oprah endorse ME?



v word - fackupi - I shat you not. Blogger is truly omniscient.

Submariner said...

Sheehan's having my baby!?!?

Submariner said...

Booked me on Rush Limbaugh?!?
Note to self, FIRE the new publicist immediately after this church thingie...

Submariner said...

What the f#(k rhymes with orange...

Submariner said...

Blah, blah, blah, community blah, blah, blah, joooo's, blah, blah, blah. I couldn't wrote this piece of crap speech/sermon when I was in 3rd grade...

Dr. Doom said...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the face of hope and change...

Submariner said...

THAT is the best we can do for a black first lady?

Mr. Hankey said...

Sometimes even Jesse needs to pump up the left side of his brain.

Mr. Hankey said...

Checking that his mask is still secure - Joe Biden can't wait to see Obama's reaction when he shows up at the Cabinet meeting.

Spin said...

Thawt bubble:
Whoa, that Rahm played my kid like a used violin.

(zip up jr. you're done)

Dr. Doom said...

Reality finally sets in.

Rodney Dill said...

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

Rodney Dill said...

Dude, Where's My Car?
Car heck... Where's my pants.

Steve O said...

JJ Jr wonders when the next Senate seat will come up for auction.

Kaptain Krude said...

The new Home Alone auditions went well, but Jesse just could not do that McCauley Culkin impression to save his life.