Saturday, September 25, 2010

The Axe Effect ... Again


1. Coach had a creepy habit of nuzzling his star players and softly whispering, "Ron Paul!"

2. "But what about my needs, coach?"

3. "Coach, when you softly sing Kenny Rogers 'Lady' into our ears, it doesn't so much motivate us as totally creep us out."

4. Coach has been acting creepy ever since he found out he was on the short list to be the next 'Safe Schools Czar.'

5. "You know coach, it's bad enough when you whisper I should 'push that tight end deep and hard'... I mean, that's not even technically a valid play... but the little giggle afterward really creeps me the F out."

10 comments:

blue said...

"...stay away from those cheerleaders.....they lack the equipment needed to be a star on my team!"

prince of leaves said...

"Whoa, Coach, I said no tongue!"

JohnS1959 said...

"Yes son, I do think you have the talent to start for USC next year", encouraged the coach. "Now all you need is a good agent."

Verification Word: dismess - what you get when you allow liberals to post things...

Submariner said...

Look, boys; if you want to play for the Fighting Aryans, you're going to have to prove racial purity and bleach your hair...

Dr. Doom said...

"Now men, I want you to go out there and fight, fight, fight and win one for the Zipper, ah... I meant the Gipper", lisped Coach Smails.

Verification Word: inglece: what our language will soon be called...

Submariner said...

Coach always had a hard time talking to his star backfield duo, Neil and Bob...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"..and remember if your mom stops putting out, you are off the team."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

You didn't hear the play call right again! Let me clean out that earwax...
>schlurp!<

GregMan said...

"What do you mean, you have a headache? Am I gonna have to go all Frank Marshall Davis on your butt?!?"