Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Attack of the Bee Girls

Brender


1. Lady Gaga and Zoey Deschanel mark the end of summer with a lazy game of hide and seek.

2. The rest of Christine O'Donnell's coven meet in a Wiccan Temple designed by Frank Gehry.

3. Casual Friday at the Honeycomb Hideout

4. "What are we doing, NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!"

5. This Stimulus-funded public sculpture cost $4.5 million dollars and ... counting the two skanks hired to tart it up for the press.... only create three jobs.

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16 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

How to Tell if You're an Alcoholic
You find yourself irresistibly drawn to Epcot Center's new Land of Giants wine rack hoping for a taste testing.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

FEMA's second attempt at creating emergency housing for disaster areas. At least they've licked the formaldehyde problem with the open floor plan.

-OR-

APNewswire: Habitat for Humanity joins forces with Save the Honeybees.
UPDATE: Jimmy Carter misreads blueprints, nobody catches error until it is too late.

JohnS1959 said...

Sunflower discovers that commune living is not all it is cracked up to be...

Army of Dad said...

If dub makes a wise crack about the girl in the middle being fat does she get all her bee friends to sting him?

Dr. Doom said...

"Wow", buzzed Bob, "Would you look at the stingers on that one!"

Double the U said...

The "Honeycomb Hideout" doesn't look like much of a hideout to me.

dadoctah said...

And they're all made out of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same.

Spin said...

Where's a male drone when you need one?


VW - subme. well sub you too!

Spin said...

The Pollinator's crib.

divine miss m said...

Try as they might, Blind Melon was simply never able to recapture the original magic.

Matt the K said...

Buckminster Fuller???? I didn't even know'er!!!

Matt the K said...

'Twas the President of Assandia's meglomaniacal pursuit of building the worlds largest soccer ball that eventually bankrupted his tiny sub-Saharan country.

Matt the K said...

Some Mormons take that whole beehive thing WAY too seriously...

Matt the K said...

Can God make a TransAm wheel so big that even He can't roll it?

mega said...

Karen and Jessica discovered that "weatherproofing" their house had a different meaning to the SEIU thugs who performed the work.

Steve O said...

Dawnt worry. Bee happy.