Friday, September 24, 2010

Army of Grandma Has Had Just About Enough of Your Crap

Schneider, Al, Timmah? I know it was one of you guys. Or maybe it was The Blogmocracy


1. How nature says, "Don't bother Al Franken when he's shopping."

2. Nadine was miffed that Bob Barker didn't take her up on her T-shirt's offer.

3. Symbolically, the empty shopping cart represents all the Hope and Change that's been delivered since January 20, 2009, the shopper represents the average American voter, and the little kid represents either future generations screwed over by this regime or the fact that the Safe School Czar is a mincing pedophile.

4. Nadine had a grudge against Food Giant ever since they jacked up the prices on Metamucil.

5. Timmy wondered if all grandmas were this bitter and cynical, or just the liberal ones.

Threadwinner: metalgarth
ORA: Matt the K's band in college had difficulty stopping unauthorized T-Shirts being sold at gigs.

Best of Rodney Dill
(On the back)
Fuck That

Best of Robert
Thought(?) bubble "Yep, I'm one classy bitch".

Best of Dr. Doom
Boy, these cougars are getting aggressive...

Best of prince of leaves
Marlene's crusade against definite articles knew no respite.

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "That's enough groceries. A twelve pack of Crisco, empty the cucs display, checkout, and I'm ready for the weekend."

Best of Oiao
Ever since Craig's List pulled the Sexually Explicit adds............

Best of dadoctah
After breaking up with Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah gave up even making the effort.

24 comments:

Submariner said...

Where the hell is the prune sherbet?

Rodney Dill said...

(On the back)
Fuck That

Rodney Dill said...

"Dammit... where's them condoms."

divine miss m said...

The poster child for "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians."

Robert said...

Reason 4328 to avoid WalMart.

Thought(?) bubble "I'm one classy bitch".

Little Johnny walks way behind grandma... she's alway embarrassing him.

Other side: I'm a values voter!

vw: hesse (as in hussy?)

JohnS1959 said...

One of Speaker Pelosi's aides did not get the memo and accidentally wore the souvenir t-shirt for the lame duck session to Wal-Mart.

Dr. Doom said...

Boy, these cougars are getting aggressive...

sonicfrog said...

Man, Al Franken has really let himself go.

prince of leaves said...

Marlene's crusade against definite articles knew no respite.

prince of leaves said...

Marlene could never figure out how even complete strangers could guess that she was a public elementary school teacher and NEA shop steward.

Anonymous said...

Don't they say the best place to pick up women is supermarkets?

Vinney

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "That's enough groceries. A twelve pack of Crisco, empty the cucs display, checkout, and I'm ready for the weekend."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Damn V. the K. Turn down MY THB application? Who the Frak does that sick intercourse think he is? I'll bet his parent were racists, too..."

Submariner said...

Friskies? Fancy Feast? Where the hell do they hide the cat food?

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Uh oh, Fireman, spam on V the K's space? Bad form. You win a granny t-shirt.

-OR-

After granny burned through eHarmony, Match.com, and many felt tip pens' worth of graffiti on the walls at GloryHolesRUs, she ramped her personal ads up a notch with the human billboard approach.

-OR-

Just before noon, Ed, the 94-year old lecherous grocery bagger (who thought himself to be a witty fellow) would lose his teeth for the second time in his life by asking granny, "If I say you have a beautiful t-shirt would you hold it against me?"

prince of leaves said...

The obvious question is: "With what?"

Adriane said...

Most, very highly probably not The Little Ole Lady from Pasadena ... Trenton, maybe, but not Pasadena.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Flamboyance or just in your face?
Ralph knew he'd waited too long to try crossdressing, but at his age he just didn't give a damn.

-OR-

"Rear" Admiral Tom Varmple takes a very public stand on Don't Ask Don't Tell.

-OR-

To boldly go where no man has gone before. Edgar was the big loser on Milweed's Retirement Center's first Truth or Dare Bingo night.

-OR-

Even at his tender age, Little Billy was very reluctant to walk alongside Grandpa Zeke.

-OR-

Diagnosis: CROTCHETY
You've been warned... PMS can return years later!

-OR-

Hell hath no fury like a woman who's outlived 4 uninsured husbands.

Rodney Dill said...

Former Cheerleader at Friendship University of Central Kansas

Oiao said...

Ever since Craig's List pulled the Sexually Explicit adds............

Dr. Doom said...

"Well Ken", said the political pundit, "The mood of the electorate is surly this cycle. Even poll workers like this one in Iowa have had enough of status quo politics".

metalgarth said...

ORA:

Matt the K's band in college had difficulty stopping unauthorized T-Shirts being sold at gigs.

dadoctah said...

After breaking up with Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah gave up even making the effort.