Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nancy reminisces with Barbara Walters - This is a little technique I perfected back in college. Helped me get where I am today, I'll tell you what.
Best of Mr. Hankey
This one time...at band camp...
Best of metalgarth
Edna K. tried to send a subtle message to Principal Skinner moments before the Pledge of Alligence
Best of Vinney
"It's San Francisco you idiots. Didn't you hear me? I said I wanted three fags on stage with me"!
Best of Spin
"See, even my pearl necklace is multi-racial"
Best of Submariner
The worst thing since my last 'lift? I have to shave every day or I grow a goatee.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
pix from Nancy's new book "Why the gay boys voted for me!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"That's right!", said Speaker Pelosi, "I said suck it America!"
Best of mega
The recent discovery of Hatshepsut's sarcophagus contained remarkably well-preserved mummified remains, indeed, almost eerily life-like.
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...but the strange thing was that he was kneeling in front of M'Chel!
Nancy reminisces with Barbara Walters - This is a little technique I perfected back in college. Helped me get where I am today, I'll tell you what.
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That last face lift tightened the skin so much, Nancy can make her lips move just by snapping her fingers.
So I then said, I need to pass the bill so someone at FoxNews can read the bill and then tell us what is in it.
Like this...but I never swallowed.
...and then I showed Mr Putin how I was able to get gas into his tank.
This one time...at band camp...
"How the hell else do you think I got to be third in line for the Presidency!"
(on a side note, this should make every American feel sick that she is indeed next in line after Bidet, er Biden.)
...and then I showed the president the San Francisco stimulus plan.
Edna K. tried to send a subtle message to Principal Skinner moments before the Pledge of Alligence
no caption.. but the verification word is "armout" too weird to be coincidence
"It's San Francisco you idiots. Didn't you hear me? I said I wanted three fags on stage with me"!
Vinney
"See, even my pearl necklace is multi-racial"
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (2010)
directed by Nancy Pelosi
I.Aid.I.An't.Oove.Any'ing.O'ox.Oo.Ong...
Nast Nan hears from the 127th Dem running this year that they would like her to endorse their Republican opponent.
What do you mean, "Nobody likes you Skeletor?"
The worst thing since my last 'lift? I have to shave every day or I grow a goatee.
Duck, guys; the lLast time I saw a chimp in that pose it ended up flinging pooh!
Nancy practices for her next career.
pix from Nancy's new book "Why the gay boys voted for me!"
No Nanny that's not how you stimulate job growth in the broader economy, but keep trying anyway.
My god, Sally Field has *really* let herself go!
Inventions I've Tried to Patent
Can you imagine how much rational people would pay for a real-time PAUSE button?
Sergeant-at-Arms to House Members: Awright, pipe down yous guys! Nothing to see here. Once we wind her back up the daily dog & pony show can continue.
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Emergency Preparedness Tip #49- Always keep a fresh set of Eveready batteries in the podium.
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Obligatory Caption: Where will you be when your laxatives kick in?
Hillary dear, if only you had learned how to be good at this, Bill might not have fooled around.
"That's right!", said Speaker Pelosi, "I said suck it America!"
My mama always told me that if I kept making faces like that, my face would freeze just like that. Call that "Exhibit A".
The recent discovery of Hatshepsut's sarcophagus contained remarkably well-preserved mummified remains, indeed, almost eerily life-like.
Pelosi's ironic habit of adding a new flag for each sector of the economy confiscated by the government began running into space issues.
"LET THEM SUCK C**K!!!"
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