Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nancy reminisces with Barbara Walters - This is a little technique I perfected back in college. Helped me get where I am today, I'll tell you what.
Best of Mr. Hankey
This one time...at band camp...
Best of metalgarth
Edna K. tried to send a subtle message to Principal Skinner moments before the Pledge of Alligence
Best of Vinney
"It's San Francisco you idiots. Didn't you hear me? I said I wanted three fags on stage with me"!
Best of Spin
"See, even my pearl necklace is multi-racial"
Best of Submariner
The worst thing since my last 'lift? I have to shave every day or I grow a goatee.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
pix from Nancy's new book "Why the gay boys voted for me!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"That's right!", said Speaker Pelosi, "I said suck it America!"
Best of mega
The recent discovery of Hatshepsut's sarcophagus contained remarkably well-preserved mummified remains, indeed, almost eerily life-like.