Friday, September 17, 2010

And When I Walked Into the Men's Room, Gavin Newsom was like this...

Sondra K


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nancy reminisces with Barbara Walters - This is a little technique I perfected back in college. Helped me get where I am today, I'll tell you what.

Best of Mr. Hankey
This one time...at band camp...

Best of metalgarth
Edna K. tried to send a subtle message to Principal Skinner moments before the Pledge of Alligence

Best of Vinney
"It's San Francisco you idiots. Didn't you hear me? I said I wanted three fags on stage with me"!

Best of Spin
"See, even my pearl necklace is multi-racial"

Best of Submariner
The worst thing since my last 'lift? I have to shave every day or I grow a goatee.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
pix from Nancy's new book "Why the gay boys voted for me!"

Best of Dr. Doom
"That's right!", said Speaker Pelosi, "I said suck it America!"

Best of mega
The recent discovery of Hatshepsut's sarcophagus contained remarkably well-preserved mummified remains, indeed, almost eerily life-like.

30 comments:

blue said...

...but the strange thing was that he was kneeling in front of M'Chel!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Nancy reminisces with Barbara Walters - This is a little technique I perfected back in college. Helped me get where I am today, I'll tell you what.

-OR-

That last face lift tightened the skin so much, Nancy can make her lips move just by snapping her fingers.

Double the U said...

So I then said, I need to pass the bill so someone at FoxNews can read the bill and then tell us what is in it.

Mr. Hankey said...

Like this...but I never swallowed.

Mr. Hankey said...

...and then I showed Mr Putin how I was able to get gas into his tank.

Mr. Hankey said...

This one time...at band camp...

Army of Dad said...

"How the hell else do you think I got to be third in line for the Presidency!"

(on a side note, this should make every American feel sick that she is indeed next in line after Bidet, er Biden.)

Mr. Hankey said...

...and then I showed the president the San Francisco stimulus plan.

metalgarth said...

Edna K. tried to send a subtle message to Principal Skinner moments before the Pledge of Alligence

metalgarth said...

no caption.. but the verification word is "armout" too weird to be coincidence

Anonymous said...

"It's San Francisco you idiots. Didn't you hear me? I said I wanted three fags on stage with me"!

Vinney

Spin said...

"See, even my pearl necklace is multi-racial"

Spin said...

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (2010)

directed by Nancy Pelosi

Submariner said...

I.Aid.I.An't.Oove.Any'ing.O'ox.Oo.Ong...

Submariner said...

Nast Nan hears from the 127th Dem running this year that they would like her to endorse their Republican opponent.

Submariner said...

What do you mean, "Nobody likes you Skeletor?"

Submariner said...

The worst thing since my last 'lift? I have to shave every day or I grow a goatee.

Submariner said...

Duck, guys; the lLast time I saw a chimp in that pose it ended up flinging pooh!

Steve O said...

Nancy practices for her next career.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

pix from Nancy's new book "Why the gay boys voted for me!"

molson said...

No Nanny that's not how you stimulate job growth in the broader economy, but keep trying anyway.

dadoctah said...

My god, Sally Field has *really* let herself go!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Inventions I've Tried to Patent
Can you imagine how much rational people would pay for a real-time PAUSE button?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sergeant-at-Arms to House Members: Awright, pipe down yous guys! Nothing to see here. Once we wind her back up the daily dog & pony show can continue.

-OR-

Emergency Preparedness Tip #49- Always keep a fresh set of Eveready batteries in the podium.

-OR-

Centrum Silver advertisement - Feeling tired and run down? Try our specially formulated for seniors once daily multi-vitamin with your morning prune juice and this will never happen to you!
Microscopic Disclaimer: Claims not verified by the FDA and may in fact be totally fictional.

-OR-

Obligatory Caption: Where will you be when your laxatives kick in?

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Hillary dear, if only you had learned how to be good at this, Bill might not have fooled around.

Dr. Doom said...

"That's right!", said Speaker Pelosi, "I said suck it America!"

Kaptain Krude said...

My mama always told me that if I kept making faces like that, my face would freeze just like that. Call that "Exhibit A".

mega said...

The recent discovery of Hatshepsut's sarcophagus contained remarkably well-preserved mummified remains, indeed, almost eerily life-like.

mega said...

Pelosi's ironic habit of adding a new flag for each sector of the economy confiscated by the government began running into space issues.

Mr. Hankey said...

"LET THEM SUCK C**K!!!"