1. Little Jennifer's flawless reading of R. Lee Ermey's Full Metal Jacket monolog was the cutest, most disturbing thing the Marines had ever seen.
2. "All right, which one of you posted the 'midget hooker' caption?"
3. "... and just what do you gentleman want with Kuato?"
4. "Sorry, guys, it's just when I think of you having to salute that Marxist Kenyan piece-of-shit I just get so f--king mad."
5. "The Marines learned a valuable lesson that day; do not let Jerry Seinfeld hire the stripper for your bachelor party."