Saturday, September 11, 2010

All Right! I learned it from you! OK?


1. "I promise, Billy. Just a few more 'visits' from Congressman Frank and not only will Dad get his mortgage, but your student loans for college will also be guaranteed."

2. "Scoutmaster Bruce, why is this camp-out in a Motel 6? And where's the rest of the troop? What's the leather mask for?"

3. "Seriously, dad, give it up. If a K9 unit and the DEA couldn't find my stash, what chance have you got?"

4. "What was that Yakov? In your country, pedophile drugs me?"

5. "Dad, even though I hate to take advantage when you're on a meth bender, I do love a spotless room."

Instant Threadwinner: Metalgarth
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad guests on a very special "Silver Spoons"

Best of Double the U
Bill found out having a life size "G.I. Joe" doll wasn't as fun as he first thought.

Best of jj
Ummm...dad...Little Sally told me what mom did with those four Marines.....um....you are my dad, right?

Best of Vinney
Billy the Cabin Boy said his prayers when Captain Hook found out he misplaced his hook.

Best of prince of leaves
Billy's thought bubble: "Now I kinda wish I hadn't asked what a 'mind crotch' was..."

Best of GregMan
"Billy, come over here and give me a hand."

Best of GregMan
Billy's father learned the hard way that Billy was too old to spank, and also that he was getting pretty good with a knife.

14 comments:

blue said...

Son, the hookers I hired for your 14th birthday party will be here soon....

Double the U said...

Bill found out having a life size "G.I. Joe" doll wasn't as fun as he first thought.

molson said...

So Billy have you heard the good news about NAMBLA yet?

metalgarth said...

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad appears on a very special "Silver Spoons"

jj said...

Ummm...dad...Little Sally told me what mom did with those four Marines.....um....you are my dad, right?

Anonymous said...

Billy the Cabin Boy said his prayers when Captain Hook found out he misplaced his hook.

Vinney

prince of leaves said...

Billy's thought bubble: "Now I kinda wish I hadn't asked what a 'mind crotch' was..."

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry I closed the drawer on your hand.....YOUR HAND!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The conscequences of "un-safe" fisting.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dad?
Yes, son.
How come every time we play the IRS version of hide and seek, when I'm done counting you're still here but my allowance is always missing?
Uhhhmmmm, I'm teaching you a valuable life lesson about parasitism.

GregMan said...

The new Broadway play, "Barry And Frank Marshall Davis: A Love Story", played a little fast and loose with the facts, such as the two main actors being white, and missing a few body parts.

GregMan said...

"Billy, come over here and give me a hand."

GregMan said...

Billy's father learned the hard way that Billy was too old to spank, and also that he was getting pretty good with a knife.

Matt the K said...

I cede the floor to Mr. Metalgarth. Bravo.