While I remain on vacation, please enjoy the free-for-all open captionpalooza.
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Carpe Phlogiston
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The FDA issued a recall of the chinese-made "Hairy Palms" self-stimulator device after a deluge of reports of women running off roads, falling off subway platforms, or collapsing in quivering orgasmic heaps during boring white house press conferences.
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Disney's politically correct remake of Treasure Island replaces blind beggar Pew and his dreaded black spot with a less inflammatory white spot delivered by homely wenches in glittery costumes. The ACLU gives it 2 thumbs up.
Prostitutes for the visually challenged. *Button #1 for 'hand job' *Button #2 for 'tittie f*ck' *Button #3 (not shown) for 'her pleasure' *Button on reverse side cost considerably more.
While I remain on vacation, please enjoy the free-for-all open captionpalooza.
11 comments:
The FDA issued a recall of the chinese-made "Hairy Palms" self-stimulator device after a deluge of reports of women running off roads, falling off subway platforms, or collapsing in quivering orgasmic heaps during boring white house press conferences.
-OR-
Disney's politically correct remake of Treasure Island replaces blind beggar Pew and his dreaded black spot with a less inflammatory white spot delivered by homely wenches in glittery costumes. The ACLU gives it 2 thumbs up.
Capricorn 15s enter the Carousel ... except you three hot babes. You get to discuss, uh, the meaning of life with me personally.
♩ ♬ Stop! In the name of love ♫ ♪ ♪
The Indian Girls new single 'How' didn't go over well.
*looks at the girl to the right* Oh no...someone pushed her Ugly Button!!!
Joy buzzers, ho!
"Report to carousel". Thaaaaaat's right, ladies. Keep smiling.
Prostitutes for the visually challenged.
*Button #1 for 'hand job'
*Button #2 for 'tittie f*ck'
*Button #3 (not shown) for 'her pleasure'
*Button on reverse side cost considerably more.
Me hand love you not so long time.
Joy Buzzer... I don't even know her.
Ovary-powers... ACTIVATE!
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