Friday, August 06, 2010

Women in Red with Hand Devices

John Schneider
While I remain on vacation, please enjoy the free-for-all open captionpalooza.

11 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The FDA issued a recall of the chinese-made "Hairy Palms" self-stimulator device after a deluge of reports of women running off roads, falling off subway platforms, or collapsing in quivering orgasmic heaps during boring white house press conferences.

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Disney's politically correct remake of Treasure Island replaces blind beggar Pew and his dreaded black spot with a less inflammatory white spot delivered by homely wenches in glittery costumes. The ACLU gives it 2 thumbs up.

Adriane said...

Capricorn 15s enter the Carousel ... except you three hot babes. You get to discuss, uh, the meaning of life with me personally.

Army of Dad said...

♩ ♬ Stop! In the name of love ♫ ♪ ♪

Army of Dad said...

The Indian Girls new single 'How' didn't go over well.

dub said...

*looks at the girl to the right* Oh no...someone pushed her Ugly Button!!!

Submariner said...

Joy buzzers, ho!

mega said...

"Report to carousel". Thaaaaaat's right, ladies. Keep smiling.

Spin said...

Prostitutes for the visually challenged.
*Button #1 for 'hand job'
*Button #2 for 'tittie f*ck'
*Button #3 (not shown) for 'her pleasure'
*Button on reverse side cost considerably more.

molson said...

Me hand love you not so long time.

Rodney Dill said...

Joy Buzzer... I don't even know her.

Steve O said...

Ovary-powers... ACTIVATE!