Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Vegan Burqa

Brender
While I am on vacation, I am posting open caption threads, and some I started but didn't finish.

1. Unfortunately, Fatima had to leave the Animal Rights protest early so she could take her nine-year-old daughter in for her clitorectomy.

2. The sign reads, "Crazy lettuce lady is NOT my mom."

19 comments:

Submariner said...

I didn't even KNOW Romainians wore burqas!

Submariner said...

If my Titanic struck that iceberg, it'd go down, too.

Submariner said...

Any shred of doubt there was has been removed; I prefer the bacon bra to the romaine burqa...

Submariner said...

A "let us burqa?"
Honor killing in 3... 2...1...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I didn't know the third world had television, much less teleprompters!

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Nifty idea. Unleavened "peta" bread with the nutrition label printed right on the bottom.

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All those who'd rather be boinked by the bull than have to boink that cow, raise your hairy palms.

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A nose only Corporal Klinger could love.

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I just don't get haute couture.

dub said...

Cher has really let herself go.

dadoctah said...

"Ees next: sveemvear!" The old '80s Wendy's "no choice is no fun" commercial gets a post-Cold War updating.

racerboy said...

Omnomnom denied.

racerboy said...

The rest of the salad... Ana Kournikova with the chives...

... and Ms. O'Donnell with the Eggplants.

Oiao said...

Moments after the photo was taken....Nahrin was attacked by a wild pack of wabbits, denuded and summarly stoned to death for immodisty in public.

Sucks to be a trendy vegan in Abdulla Land.

Spin said...

Jessica Rabbit would do whatever it took to keep her bunny-wunny home.


VW - andlik. (then spit)

molson said...

Hey Barry! I got your fooking salad right here.

molson said...

I've heard of honor killings, but never an honor buffet.

molson said...

In Iran salad tosses you.

molson said...

The vegetable platter doesn't look that appetizing. I think I'll have the sword killed duck instead.

blue said...

"Lettuce entertain you
Lettuce bring you a smile...
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Arabs new singing lettuce bomb tended to explode early as the lettuce wilted.

Dr. Doom said...

What is this? Lunatic fanatics in the Middle East? Who'd have guessed?

Anonymous said...

The sign says, "I can't wait until I can ditch these jeans and dress like mom."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Popeye's dream date.