While I am on vacation, please enjoy this unfinished captioning opportunity.1. "Got any cash? I'm all about the Me's"
Best of Rodney Dill
The years have not been kind to Boy George.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Bigad, they ARE inscrutable!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Yes, of course we have an immigration policy.", said Mr. Franklin, "We call it indentured servitude. Now get in line with the rest".
Best of Double the U
Yes, yes, I was a founding father, and now you bastages own us all!
Best of dadoctah
Worst. Buddy cop movie. Ever.
Best of blue
Congratulation Mr Lee, the Liberty Bell is yours - cash please.
Best of mega
After all those years on SNL, you'd think Rachel Dratch could come up with a better gig.
22 comments:
The years have not been kind to Boy George.
"Preased to meet you Herren Thomas."
"Bigad, they ARE inscrutable!"
"Yes, of course we have an immigration policy.", said Mr. Franklin, "We call it indentured servitude. Now get in line with the rest".
"A Yuan saved is a Yuan earned."
"Smelly hookers? No, but you can try the Caribbean ride..."
Sorry, I don't think we have an "Avalon Manor" on Main Street, USA...
Yo
Yao...
Yo.
Yao...
YO!
YAO...
Philly meets Beijing.
Yes, yes, I was a founding father, and now you bastages own us all!
Hi, I'm your docent for the Ben Franklin exhibit. Please follow me...
Marco? Polo!
Marco? Polo!
Marco? Polo!
-OR-
ZZZzzzzzzzzz
Sorry, Mac, didn't realize you were blind. Nah, it's not static electricity, just a little buzzer gizmo in my palm to freak out the kids.
-OR-
When Everybody Loves Raymond ended, most cast members accepted that their acting days were over. Not Andy! He's combined a stand-up routine with panhandling right outside Warner Bros. studio.
"Pssst! Wanna buy some hot lithographs of Dolly Madison?"
Worst. Buddy cop movie. Ever.
"So, you're a pirate--where's your sword?"
"So, you're Asian--where's your camera?"
Congratulation Mr Lee, the Liberty Bell is yours - cash please.
"Philadelphia"
"Feeraderfia"
"Phi-lly"
"Fee -ree"
To enter this exhibit, you must answer the secret question.
Hokay
Name 3 things with wider cracks than the Liberty Bell.
Gland Canyon, Democlatic pahty, Octomom!
Enjoy your visit!
Thank you velly much.
After all those years on SNL, you'd think Rachel Dratch could come up with a better gig.
"Ah, ah, I tell everyone back home I meet last patriotic American."
Why do clazy American smell like old fish trawler?
damn, I hope this old white man washed his hands after pissing
'Pssst. Noodle boy. Want to buy the Liberty Bell? I offer you good deal!'
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