Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Shake Hands with an Asian Guy, $5

Brender
While I am on vacation, please enjoy this unfinished captioning opportunity.

1. "Got any cash? I'm all about the Me's"


Best of Rodney Dill
The years have not been kind to Boy George.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Bigad, they ARE inscrutable!"

Best of Dr. Doom
"Yes, of course we have an immigration policy.", said Mr. Franklin, "We call it indentured servitude. Now get in line with the rest".

Best of Double the U
Yes, yes, I was a founding father, and now you bastages own us all!

Best of dadoctah
Worst. Buddy cop movie. Ever.

Best of blue
Congratulation Mr Lee, the Liberty Bell is yours - cash please.

Best of mega
After all those years on SNL, you'd think Rachel Dratch could come up with a better gig.

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

The years have not been kind to Boy George.

Rodney Dill said...

"Preased to meet you Herren Thomas."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Bigad, they ARE inscrutable!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Yes, of course we have an immigration policy.", said Mr. Franklin, "We call it indentured servitude. Now get in line with the rest".

HLam said...

"A Yuan saved is a Yuan earned."

Submariner said...

"Smelly hookers? No, but you can try the Caribbean ride..."

Submariner said...

Sorry, I don't think we have an "Avalon Manor" on Main Street, USA...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Yo
Yao...
Yo.
Yao...
YO!
YAO...

Philly meets Beijing.

Double the U said...

Yes, yes, I was a founding father, and now you bastages own us all!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hi, I'm your docent for the Ben Franklin exhibit. Please follow me...
Marco? Polo!
Marco? Polo!
Marco? Polo!

-OR-

ZZZzzzzzzzzz
Sorry, Mac, didn't realize you were blind. Nah, it's not static electricity, just a little buzzer gizmo in my palm to freak out the kids.

-OR-

When Everybody Loves Raymond ended, most cast members accepted that their acting days were over. Not Andy! He's combined a stand-up routine with panhandling right outside Warner Bros. studio.

dadoctah said...

"Pssst! Wanna buy some hot lithographs of Dolly Madison?"

dadoctah said...

Worst. Buddy cop movie. Ever.

Jack Reacher said...

"So, you're a pirate--where's your sword?"
"So, you're Asian--where's your camera?"

blue said...

Congratulation Mr Lee, the Liberty Bell is yours - cash please.

Submariner said...

"Philadelphia"
"Feeraderfia"
"Phi-lly"
"Fee -ree"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

To enter this exhibit, you must answer the secret question.
Hokay
Name 3 things with wider cracks than the Liberty Bell.
Gland Canyon, Democlatic pahty, Octomom!
Enjoy your visit!
Thank you velly much.

mega said...

After all those years on SNL, you'd think Rachel Dratch could come up with a better gig.

Jay Guevara said...

"Ah, ah, I tell everyone back home I meet last patriotic American."

molson said...

Why do clazy American smell like old fish trawler?

blue said...

damn, I hope this old white man washed his hands after pissing

Oiao said...

'Pssst. Noodle boy. Want to buy the Liberty Bell? I offer you good deal!'