1. Obama welcomes the Gym Teacher of the Year to the White House.
2. "See those arugula stains on the carpet? I was wondering if you could just kind of munch them out for me."
3. "Enjoy the Leather Womyn's Retreat. Say 'Hi' to the Secretary of State for me."
4. "We'll just have to keep trying. One of these windows *has to be* a door!"
5. "So, Axelrod tells me you're a Lesbian. What part of Lesbia are you from? I've heard it's beautiful there."
Best of GregMan
"You know, that left-over Star Trek uniform jacket looks very attractive on you."
Best of dadoctah
"I've been a big fan of your work ever since you were on SNL, Mr Lovitz."
Best of Vinney
"Hey Janet, sure I'll be your beard. Let's catch a WNBA game tonight."
Best of Jack Reacher
"The Earthlings suspect nothing. Plan 9 will be a total success."
Best of molson
Oh yeah. That's where I put that dildo.