What is this object? Is it...
1. Rosie O'Donnell's primary mayonnaise conduit?
2. The pipe connecting the California pension system to the taxpayer's wallet?
3. A gigantic pipe that still doesn't manage to fill a gaping tunnel, i.e. metaphor for Andrew Sullivan's typical weekend?
4. The final resting place of Augustus Gloop.
5. The Main Set of the TV Show Caprica, (Thus explaining why no one can identify it.)
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The main reactor core of Obama's teleprompter
Best of prince of leaves
Nancy Pelosi's botox syringe, newly upgraded via a stimulus grant.
Best of jj
The hallway to Bwarney Fwrank's bedroom.
Best of dub
What Richard Gere's ectopic gerbil sees.
Best of JohnS1959
This is the Barak Obama Memorial Superhighway under the border between Mexico and Arizona...
Best of HLam
It's obviously the supply tube bringing millions of gallons of "Ben 'n Jerry's Chunky Monkey" into Michael Moore's house.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Built under complex US rules and regulations, the Obamalama Super Large Hadron Collider is $861 billion over budget, 9 years behind schedule. The 34th Project Coordinator was recently overheard mumbling - "Sooner or later, somebody's gonna notice it's straight, not curved... but not on my watch!"
Best of Vinney
Photos of Paris Hilton's uterus are leaked to The Enquirer.
Best of mega
Stop being intolerant bigots, okay? This nuclear reactor under the Ground Zero Mosque is for peaceful fuel purposes only, and to increase dialog and understanding.
Best of Mr Hankey
...and this time we are sure that we will get Michelle off!
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Gerbil's-eye view of Richard Gere.
The main reactor core of Obama's teleprompter
The money-into-the-sun cannon NASA was tasked to build after Obama cancelled the manned space program.
Nancy Pelosi's botox syringe, newly upgraded via a stimulus grant.
The hallway to Bwarney Fwrank's bedroom.
What Richard Gere's ectopic gerbil sees.
I don't know what it is but Lemmiwinks refuses to crawl up it!
This is the new Eco-friendly solar sewer pipe created in Representative Waters' district via an earmark in the health care bill. No word yet on how much of the project was 'coordinated' by her husband's bank...
This is the Barak Obama Memorial Superhighway under the border between Mexico and Arizona...
This is place in the subway where we are all going to be living before the Democrats are through with the economy...
What is this object? Is it...
....The Vacuum hose for Washington D.C., Can't you hear the giant sucking sound?
Cheep Lee, Ang's little brother, breaks into the movie biz, with his version of The Matrix.
Bender, blah, blah, blah, Femmebot, blah, blah, blah
And that's when the reactor core exploded.
It's obviously the supply tube bringing millions of gallons of "Ben 'n Jerry's Chunky Monkey" into Michael Moore's house.
Rosie O'Donnell's colon....
Mind bleach please!
The Superconducting Gayllider.
Where Soylent Green comes from.
I'm not sure what it is, but I'm gonna hide in it if Comrade President comes up with one more dumb 'stimulus' package.
Obamalama's promise that his "jobs creating" Tunnel to Nowhere would pass under all 50 states secured unanimous congressional approval!
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Built entirely by illegals, this connects Federal Reserve banks directly to the Govt. Printing Office. No need for high tech EFT's via fiber cable, this employs "thousands" of real americans... pushing chinese-made wheelbarrows of debased paper currency. Be Proud!
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Built under complex US rules and regulations, the Obamalama Super Large Hadron Collider is $861 billion over budget, 9 years behind schedule. The 34th Project Coordinator was recently overheard mumbling - "Sooner or later, somebody's gonna notice it's straight, not curved... but not on my watch!"
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You know your corrupt congress has totally failed to secure the borders when illegals and drugs are delivered directly to Kansas City from Guadalupe via a new underground railroad.
...wrecked 'im... damn near killed 'im...
DRUDGEBREAKING.... The office of the Secretary of State today revealed an unprecedented budget for D-cell batteries... Developing...
Photos of Paris Hilton's uterus are leaked to The Enquirer.
Vinney
Stop being intolerant bigots, okay? This nuclear reactor under the Ground Zero Mosque is for peaceful fuel purposes only, and to increase dialog and understanding.
...and this time we are sure that we will get Michelle off!
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