Best of HLam
TV reporter: "Can you tell us what happened?"
Dude: "It was horrible. Rosie O'Donnell stormed the buffet table. Everything in sight, gone in 60 seconds. I've never seen food disappear so fast. She was like a machine, she just wouldn't stop. Then all of a sudden she exploded! Blood and body parts everywhere."
Best of Sean
...man, I'm glad I didn't do her.
Best of Army of Dad
Sully's search for 'bloody gaping asshole' yieled a differnt result than he had hoped.
Best of JohnS1959
The President’s new Small Business Czar shouted, "There's another entrepreneur boys, let's get him!"
Best of Steve O
"Eric the... what? Why do they call you that?"
Best of Submariner
Unfortunatley for President Carter, his personal security detachment was no match for the swipping vorpal bunny...
Best of mega
The Lifetime Story of Mel and Oksana pulled no punches, so to speak.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Best of Silhouette
Have you considered an electric razor?
Best of Rodney Dill
Nathan's Haggis eating contest didn't go over as well at the Hot Dog contest.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Yeah, I'm Obama's Judgment and Good Sense Czar! What of it?"