1. Pushing an overloaded truck uphill while a fat, unionized public employee sits in the back yelling about how you should enjoy the privilege... welcome to Obama's America, kids.
2. "We got it easy. Those poor f-cks on the varsity squad have to push Rosie O'Donnell."
3. "Whoa! I just realized I had the parking brake on the whole time. Dayum, those steroids must be really working for ya, huh, Tommy?"
4. "So, we third-stringers roll this truck into the opposing team's locker room, yell 'Allah Ackbar!' *Something* happens, and we win by default? I don't understand this strategy, coach Abdullah."
5. The really disturbing part of this tableau is the kid in the background apparently masturbating to it.