Saturday, August 14, 2010

Push


1. Pushing an overloaded truck uphill while a fat, unionized public employee sits in the back yelling about how you should enjoy the privilege... welcome to Obama's America, kids.

2. "We got it easy. Those poor f-cks on the varsity squad have to push Rosie O'Donnell."

3. "Whoa! I just realized I had the parking brake on the whole time. Dayum, those steroids must be really working for ya, huh, Tommy?"

4. "So, we third-stringers roll this truck into the opposing team's locker room, yell 'Allah Ackbar!' *Something* happens, and we win by default? I don't understand this strategy, coach Abdullah."

5. The really disturbing part of this tableau is the kid in the background apparently masturbating to it.

9 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

When will people learn not to encourage a blonde to use her head?
(What, it's not a coed team? Title IX made me say it.)


WordVerify: meoldfu - sums up my attitude towards government, laws and the damn kids on the lawn

mega said...

"C'mon guys, we gotta push this heap o malfunctioning junk 50 more feet over to the set for the "What We Make, Makes Us" TV commercial, so the union-owned car company can cash in on the desire of Americans to feel patriotic in the face of a socialist takeover."

Double the U said...

No, no "Dodge" and "Ram" are the name of the truck, not instructions.

Jack Reacher said...

"It's true; put your ear to it, and you can hear the Home Depot. In Spanish."

JohnS1959 said...

"Is that all you've got?", screamed the Small Business Czar, "You'll be pushing bureaucratic dead weight for the rest of your lives - best step it up now."

JohnS1959 said...

A bunch of kids pushing a GM bailout product up a hill is the best metaphor for the national debt I've seen to date.

Anonymous said...

The real reason the Chevy Volt gets great mileage.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

So what if Chinese kids do better in math than us?

Rodney Dill said...

...later Edmund got the charges reduced to just following too close.