Friday, August 13, 2010

Primate DS

K is P

1. "Wow, dad. You're a smarter primate than the President of the USA. He doesn't even know how to work a DS. How do you suggest we fix the economy?"

2. "Are you sending dirty texts to Dian Fossey again?"

3. "Awesome manual dexterity, dad. I can see why you were Fossey's favorite."

4. someday, they're gonna take that thing away from him and there's gonna be a YouTube video of an angry German gorilla flinging feces all over the place."

5. In case you wondering what the gorillas did after they got all that cocaine from the Obama Stimulus fund, well....

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"And with this new app you can register as a Democrat online!"

Best of GregMan
"Dian Fossey sent me another nude picture. That chick just can't take the hint that I'm not interested"

Best of GregMan
The really sad part is that his plan is better than mine.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gorilla Thawtbubble - Hot damn, I finally hacked the Monkey See Monkey Doo Fetish Pron site!

Best of Spin
Hey, check out the swollen bright red ass on this one.
I think she wants me.

Best of molson
Don't hold it like that. It screws with the reception.

Best of metalgarth
Need to climb the Empire State Building? There's an app for that.

Best of dub
Its heartwarming to see Barrack spending quality time with Sasha.
(ATDHE)

Best of Rodney Dill
Feces Flinging... there's an app for that


18 comments:

HLam said...

Harry Reid's new voter outreach hit some snags.

Unscrupulous said...

"Hold on son. tap tap tap tap tap. OK Hit send. Done. A crate of bananas is on it's way. Now, what did you want?"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"and with this new app you can register as a Democrat online!"

Anonymous said...

Gorillas are mesmerized watching Count Down with Keith Olbermann as Oblermann goes after a new demographic.

GregMan said...

How cute, Rosie is learning to use her new cell phone.

GregMan said...

"Dian Fossey sent me another nude picture. That chick just can't take the hint that I'm not interested"

GregMan said...

The really sad part is that his plan is better than mine.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gorilla Thawtbubble - Hot damn, I finally hacked the Monkey See Monkey Doo Fetish Pron site!

-OR-

Greetings from ACORN! We're casting the widest net yet with our unique 2010 Democrat Party outreach program. Just press the SIGN UP button and you're registered! Then, press the YES button to vote early as an absentee voter!

-OR-

Hey, Charlie, you'll enjoy this! Your grandmother says she had to beat David Attenborough into submission, but she finally got her own iPod, and she sends her love!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gorilla Thawtbubble - Those elitist fat cat ideologues in the Bilderberg Group actually think THEY control the presidential election process! Well, son, I picked the current gibbon, and next time, just to stir the pot, I'm letting an Independent win. LOL

WordVerify: qnxqz Hmmm, I guess the jigs up, they want us to stop mocking word challenges.

Spin said...

Hey, check out the swollen bright red ass on this one.

I think she wants me.

molson said...

Don't hold it like that. It screws with the reception.

metalgarth said...

Need to climb the Empire State Building? There's an app for that.

metalgarth said...

Donkey Kong Jr. wished his pop would pay as much attention to him as he does to his Gameboy

Steve O said...

Bobo will get breakfast as soon as his Mom finishes replying to Tim Geithner.

dub said...

Its heartwarming to see Barrack spending quality time with Sasha.

Kaptain Krude said...
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Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Kwyijibo? Why, you little..."

Rodney Dill said...

Feces Flinging... there's an app for that