Tuesday, August 24, 2010

... Or Not


1. The messages in Glee are a lot less subtle this season.

2. Ang Lee remakes They Live. This time, they ain't fightin' over sunglasses. No sir.

3. In 2011, Governor Jerry Brown's pool boy, Eduardo, unveiled the winning design for California's new state flag, featuring the new, voter-approved state motto.

4. In Buzarro universe, gays protest at funerals of Westboro Baptists.

5. A most embarrassing incident ensued when Obama mistook the sign for a Teleprompter.

Best of HLam
In hindsight, the Limo drivers acceptance of the assignment to pickup golfer Notah Begay at the airport was an unwise decision.

Best of molson
Don't worry. Be... Oh WTF?

Best of Jack Reacher
"It's not bad enough I have half a head and a spare arm growing out of me; turns out, they're gay."

Best of Jack Reacher
Carlos was voted Grand Master of the Cinco de Oh My parade.

Best of Jack Reacher
How NOT to get job offers in front of Home Depot.

Best of Mr Hankey
"Adama - the early days on Caprica" tells the real story of why the Cylons destroyed the planet.

Best of prince of leaves
"I'm would," thought Hector, "but this damned ennui won't release me.."

Best of Rodney Dill
The motive of Notah's following on the PGA tour was somewhat questionable.

Best of Matt the K
"Dammit, I said NO rainbow and they left out the 'N'!!!" The day Pablo totally blew the Ben Gay account.

16 comments:

dadoctah said...

Funny, he doesn't *look* Navajo.

Rodney Dill said...

Ben-Gay's cut rate slogan campaign was quickly quashed.

HLam said...

In hindsight, the Limo drivers acceptance of the assignment to pickup golfer Notah Begay at the airport was an unwise decision.

molson said...

Don't worry. Be... Oh WTF?

Anonymous said...

What a dumd shit! In his English as a Second Language class, a sexually abused Carlos just thought he was telling his classmates they should to be happy.

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

"It's not bad enough I have half a head and a spare arm growing out of me; turns out, they're gay."

Jack Reacher said...

Carlos was voted Grand Master of the Cinco de Oh My parade.

Jack Reacher said...

How NOT to get job offers in front of Home Depot.

Mr Hankey said...

Remember the days when you could call these guys "fags" and nobody cared?

Mr Hankey said...

"Adama - the early days on Caprica" tells the real story if why the Cylons destroyed the planet.

prince of leaves said...

"I'm would," thought Hector, "but this damned ennui won't release me.."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ted, a native pro-Arizona Laws resident, thought it was a great idea to hold the sign up behind the illegal alien... until about 50 of Jose's gangbanger comrades jumped him. Liberal media made no mention of the vicious beating, focusing instead on the poor immigrant's hope for a better life through free medical care and education for his 4 to 6 anchor babies.

Rodney Dill said...

Vote for Pedro!

Rodney Dill said...

The motive of Notah's following on the PGA tour was somewhat questionable.

Matt the K said...

"Dammit, I said NO rainbow and they left out the 'N'!!!"

The day Pablo totally blew the Ben Gay account.

Matt the K said...

Dammit, I said I didn't SEE Rodney's Ben Gay joke before I posted.

The day Matt the K totally blew Caption This.