Monday, August 16, 2010

Not Even $26B in Education Stimulus Spending Buys You This Kind of Class

Best of Double the U
So what about a three-some, you, Laura, and me... you can keep the equipment on.

Best of dub
What do you mean you didnt find the WMD's??

Best of Dr. Doom
"Wow this economy really sucks", thought Mr. Bush as he greeted customers at Wal-Mart on Armed Forces Day, "All us retiremented people are having to find new jobs."

Best of Dactyl
Little known fact: Laura Bush is a huge fan of Cesar Romero's 'Joker' look.

Best of Steve O
And in a single afternoon of greeting Troops returning from duty overseas, Bush has spent more time than Obama on the War -- year to date.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Like my bowling shirt? I saw Charlie Sheen in one of these and told Laura to pick up a dozen the next time she stopped at K-Mart.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Welcome back, and thanks for fighting America's enemies. Well, the overseas ones, anyway."

Best of Mr Hankey
...and the Time Patrol realized that going back in time had erased the whole Obama regime forever.

1. "George, I'm flattered and all, but please stop greeting each of the returning heroes with, 'Hey, look at the tits on this one.'"

2. Laura's Thawtbubble: "M'Chel gets to go to Spain with 40 members of her entourage. Where does George take me? To the airport and lunch at A&W. Why couldn't I have married a community organizer?"

3. Remember those dark days of 4% unemployment and a president that respected the troops? This is no time to turn back. Vote Democrat in 2010. A message from MoveOn.org

4. "Laura's just taking advantage of the last few days where she can wear white and not get that bitch Andrew Sullivan all up in her face."

5. "82nd Airborne, nice tattoo. Ask Laura to show you the tramp stamp she got down in SoHo."

21 comments:

Double the U said...

So what about a three-some, you, Laura, and me... you can keep the equipment on.

dub said...

What do you mean you didnt find the WMD's??

dub said...

Thanks for helping push gas below $3 a gallon again.

Anonymous said...

In an effort to out do George Bush, Bill Clinton was offering free sex to returning women who have served their country.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Um, shouldn't that have been "flattered" in caption #1? As written, it doesn't make much sense.

Dr. Doom said...

"Wow this economy really sucks", thought Mr. Bush as he greeted customers at Wal-Mart on Armed Forces Day, "All us retiremented people are having to find new jobs."

Dr. Doom said...

Hmmm... Last weekend we found the former First Lady thanking returning troops for their service to all Americans. We also found the current First Lady thanking Spanish bellhops for their service to 40 Americans.

Dactyl said...

Little known fact: Laura Bush is a huge fan of Cesar Romero's 'Joker' look.

Steve O said...

And in a single afternoon of greeting Troops returning from duty overseas, Bush has spent more time than Obama on the War -- year to date.

Steve O said...

Don't overmisunderstate his intentions. He just wants to show his appreciation to some of America's heroes.

Steve O said...

Obama was going to shake an actual soldiers hand, but an AP reporter told him they'd be able to photoshop it for him.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Georgie's squirrely grin suggests he's hitting the sauce, again.

-OR-

Like my bowling shirt? I saw Charlie Sheen in one of these and told Nancy to pick up a dozen the next time she stopped at K-Mart.

-OR-

A Cornucopia of Malapropisms
Missy, it sure means a lot to me that the taxpayers flew you all the way from Afanisghan just to shake my hand. Would you like a cookie?

dadoctah said...

I thought they had put a stop to airport solicitations by charities like the Foundation For The Cognitively Disadvantaged.

Jack Reacher said...

"Miss me yet?"

Jack Reacher said...

You know the saying "They'll be sorry when I'm gone?" Sometimes, it really is true.

Jack Reacher said...

"So, how's that Hope and Change deficit workin' out for ya?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I know; back in the day, you got to vote while overseas."

dadoctah said...

Fifth one today he's mistaken for Fidel Castro.

Jay Guevara said...

"Welcome back, and thanks for fighting America's enemies. Well, the overseas ones, anyway."

Mr Hankey said...

...and the Time Patrol realized that going back in time had erased the whole Obama regime forever.

molson said...

I did crack and still scored this. How's that for a turn around?