Monday, August 30, 2010

Not The Avengers


1. "There seems to be a force field of some kind obstacling my passage."

2. "P'tagh! Your foolishness has shamed me for the last time. Fetch my b'ath l'eth!"

3. "Dammit, Barry, you're makin' me look like a fool in front of all the chalk-faced whores!"

4. "That reminds me, next week we're going to nationalize Traveler's Insurance."

5. "No, you idiot. It's Pelosi who'll dissolve if water touches her. My only vulnerability is tribbles."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Well this situation calls for drastic action.", thought the President, "Should I appoint a Rain Czar or an Umbrella Czar?"

Best of Mephitis
Piss, boot, instructions on heel. This guy could not possibly work out the details.

Best of Dr. Doom
Lets see - incompetent government leaders employing ineffective strategies instead of obvious solutions - looks like the BP oil spill all over again...

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
His work done, Barry Poppins opens his magical umbrella to fly to another country in need of economic disaster.

Best of JohnS1959
"Well that's just great", thought Mr. Obama, "I cut my vacation short and come all the way down to New Orleans to commemorate the victims of Katrina and of course it is raining - how inconvenient can my life get?."

Best of Army of Dad
Michelle:I don't know nothing about using no umbrella!

Best of blue
"Mr. President, if you had just turned a little to the right it would have gone through..."

Threadwinner: dadoctah
Unfortunately, Batman arrived too late to warn the First Couple not to accept any gifts from the Penguin.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Michelle, call Mr. Soros and ask him for orders on how to deal with this."

Best of GregMan
Barry's thinking, "If M'chell's hips got through this gate, why won't the unbrella?"

Best of dadoctah
Worst. Mentos commercial. Ever.

Best of Adriae
Now be charitable! In Indonesia, the servants carry the umbrella ... and the peacock feather fans ... and the bowls of rose petals ...

Best of blue
M'Chel scores a 9.5 on her high jump landing, Barrack, even with the umbrella assist, has trouble getting off the ground.

47 comments:

metalgarth said...

"created or saved 100,000 umbrellas in the last 6 months"

Double the U said...

I have pushed through and over spent everything else so far, I am sure I can put this over the top.... ummmmm some how.

Achilles said...

Dammit, Barry, I'm starting to feel ashamed of our country again.

Rodney Dill said...

Dumbrella

paul said...

Now how did Mary Poppins get this thing to work?

Dr. Doom said...

"Well this situation calls for drastic action.", thought the President, "Should I appoint a Rain Czar or an Umbrella Czar?"

Mephitis said...

Piss, boot, instructions on heel. This guy could not possibly work out the details.

Dr. Doom said...

Lets see - incompetent government leaders employing ineffective strategies instead of obvious solutions - looks like the BP oil spill all over again...

Anonymous said...

The English knew the President would be delighted with Neville Chamberlain's umbrella.

jj said...

M;chelle: Hurry up before the help notices the drapes are gone!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

His work done, Barry Poppins opens his magical umbrella to fly to another country in need of economic disaster.

JohnS1959 said...

"That does it", muttered the President, "I'm declaring an immediate moratorium on all umbrella manufacturing"

JohnS1959 said...

"Well that's just great", thought Mr. Obama, "I cut my vacation short and come all the way down to New Orleans to commemorate the victims of Katrina and of course it is raining - how inconvenient can my life get?."

Army of Dad said...

Michelle:I don't know nothing about using no umbrella!

blue said...

"Mr. President, if you had just turned a little to the right it would have gone through..."

HLam said...

Although Barry is as dumb as a rock you gotta give M'chel props. She almost has that whole "walking-erect" thing licked.

HLam said...

"Houston, we have a problem."

Jack Reacher said...

NYT Headline: President Juggles Spatial Tasks, Weather in NO.

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, M'Chele! I just figured out how to get my cool girl's bike in here!"

Jack Reacher said...

"And once again, it's a BLACK umbrella sacrificing for us!"
"Oh, give it a rest, Rev. Wright."

dadoctah said...

Unfortunately, Batman arrived too late to warn the First Couple not to accept any gifts from the Penguin.

Jay Guevara said...

"How come we're not getting any lift?"

Jay Guevara said...

"Michelle, call Mr. Soros and ask him for orders on how to deal with this."

Jay Guevara said...

Onlooker thought bubble: "Looks like we won't be needing those Mensa application forms."

dub said...

Pssst...Barry...the mirror goes on your shoes, not in the umbrella.

GregMan said...

Barry's thinking, "If M'chell's hips got through this gate, why won't the unbrella?"

GregMan said...

Clearly this is Bush's fault.

Jay Guevara said...

Barry, here's a hint: The umbrella is like the Democrat Party, and the gate is like the midterm elections.

Does that help?

dadoctah said...

"As long as I'm President, I'll be damned if I'm going to *pay* for Dish Network."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Those White House IQ tests are tough. Can you:
1) Find the door?
2) Get from Point A to Point B with umbrella?
3) Walk like an Egyptian?

-OR-

Even GWBush could figure this stumper out. Well, maybe. I'm giving Bush the benefit of the doubt, something I wouldn't give Obamalama if hell froze over.

-OR-

Uh, 'Chel, a little help here? I thought it was only bad luck opening an umbrella indoors?
Idiot. My mother warned me you jumped the shark as a community organizer.

-OR-

The Peter Principle - Photographic evidence that Obamalama has reached his own personal level of imcompetence.

QUESTION: Anyone else having word verify fail about 50% of the time? (no challenge word shows up, just an error message)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I do NOT understand how all those mexicans can get over the fence and across the border. Hell, I can't even get out of the rose garden.

-OR-

Okay, one of us is going to have to get wet. Eni Meeni Mini Mo catch a nig... whoa, can I say that?

-OR-

HURRY UP you moron! I has to go to the bafroom!!
I've phoned maintenance, issued an emergency executive order authorizing the expenditure of a million dollars on a "jobs bill" to cut a section out of this bar. What more can I do, 'Chel?
Oh never mind, I don't have to go anymore!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

And, just why are we using the servant's entrance, anyway!?!? Who the hell does Biden think he is?

okay, I think I'm done for now.... nah, this photo is like the mother lode of captionicity

Passionate Conservative said...

"Barry Poppins" the nanny of the United States.

Passionate Conservative said...

Barry, you dumbass, that won't protect you from your falling poll numbers...

Steve O said...

Just in case Mr. Intelligent figures it out, M'chelle is ready for the weight shift that will continue her walking motion.

Matt the K said...

Meet Barry Poppins, Head of Nanny State

Mr Hankey said...

B.W.....phone home....

Mr Hankey said...

The Obamas pose for the new Mortons Salt cover

dadoctah said...

Worst. Mentos commercial. Ever.

Mr. Hankey said...

Here Michelle...hold this metal umbrella near this metal fence, close to this metal building...

blue said...

M'Chel, hold me down, this cold wind from the November voters is about to blow me away.......

Mr. Hankey said...

Scenes From the NBC TV Movie of The Week - "The Courtship of Barry & Shelly"

molson said...

At least he can dress himself... well mostly.

Adriae said...

Now be charitable! In Indonesia, the servants carry the umbrella ... and the peacock feather fans ... and the bowls of rose petals ...

Submariner said...

And in the Sweet Potatoe Garden, the servant opens the gate and carries the bumbershoot... the Predator carries the bowels of its victims...

blue said...

M'Chel scores a 9.5 on her high jump landing, Barrack, even with the umbrella assist, has trouble getting off the ground.

Anonymous said...

President Soros:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"