1. "There seems to be a force field of some kind obstacling my passage."
2. "P'tagh! Your foolishness has shamed me for the last time. Fetch my b'ath l'eth!"
3. "Dammit, Barry, you're makin' me look like a fool in front of all the chalk-faced whores!"
4. "That reminds me, next week we're going to nationalize Traveler's Insurance."
5. "No, you idiot. It's Pelosi who'll dissolve if water touches her. My only vulnerability is tribbles."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Well this situation calls for drastic action.", thought the President, "Should I appoint a Rain Czar or an Umbrella Czar?"
Best of Mephitis
Piss, boot, instructions on heel. This guy could not possibly work out the details.
Best of Dr. Doom
Lets see - incompetent government leaders employing ineffective strategies instead of obvious solutions - looks like the BP oil spill all over again...
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
His work done, Barry Poppins opens his magical umbrella to fly to another country in need of economic disaster.
Best of JohnS1959
"Well that's just great", thought Mr. Obama, "I cut my vacation short and come all the way down to New Orleans to commemorate the victims of Katrina and of course it is raining - how inconvenient can my life get?."
Best of Army of Dad
Michelle:I don't know nothing about using no umbrella!
Best of blue
"Mr. President, if you had just turned a little to the right it would have gone through..."
Threadwinner: dadoctah
Unfortunately, Batman arrived too late to warn the First Couple not to accept any gifts from the Penguin.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Michelle, call Mr. Soros and ask him for orders on how to deal with this."
Best of GregMan
Barry's thinking, "If M'chell's hips got through this gate, why won't the unbrella?"
Best of dadoctah
Worst. Mentos commercial. Ever.
Best of Adriae
Now be charitable! In Indonesia, the servants carry the umbrella ... and the peacock feather fans ... and the bowls of rose petals ...
Best of blue
M'Chel scores a 9.5 on her high jump landing, Barrack, even with the umbrella assist, has trouble getting off the ground.
47 comments:
"created or saved 100,000 umbrellas in the last 6 months"
I have pushed through and over spent everything else so far, I am sure I can put this over the top.... ummmmm some how.
Dammit, Barry, I'm starting to feel ashamed of our country again.
Dumbrella
Now how did Mary Poppins get this thing to work?
"Well this situation calls for drastic action.", thought the President, "Should I appoint a Rain Czar or an Umbrella Czar?"
Piss, boot, instructions on heel. This guy could not possibly work out the details.
Lets see - incompetent government leaders employing ineffective strategies instead of obvious solutions - looks like the BP oil spill all over again...
The English knew the President would be delighted with Neville Chamberlain's umbrella.
M;chelle: Hurry up before the help notices the drapes are gone!
His work done, Barry Poppins opens his magical umbrella to fly to another country in need of economic disaster.
"That does it", muttered the President, "I'm declaring an immediate moratorium on all umbrella manufacturing"
"Well that's just great", thought Mr. Obama, "I cut my vacation short and come all the way down to New Orleans to commemorate the victims of Katrina and of course it is raining - how inconvenient can my life get?."
Michelle:I don't know nothing about using no umbrella!
"Mr. President, if you had just turned a little to the right it would have gone through..."
Although Barry is as dumb as a rock you gotta give M'chel props. She almost has that whole "walking-erect" thing licked.
"Houston, we have a problem."
NYT Headline: President Juggles Spatial Tasks, Weather in NO.
"Oh, M'Chele! I just figured out how to get my cool girl's bike in here!"
"And once again, it's a BLACK umbrella sacrificing for us!"
"Oh, give it a rest, Rev. Wright."
Unfortunately, Batman arrived too late to warn the First Couple not to accept any gifts from the Penguin.
"How come we're not getting any lift?"
"Michelle, call Mr. Soros and ask him for orders on how to deal with this."
Onlooker thought bubble: "Looks like we won't be needing those Mensa application forms."
Pssst...Barry...the mirror goes on your shoes, not in the umbrella.
Barry's thinking, "If M'chell's hips got through this gate, why won't the unbrella?"
Clearly this is Bush's fault.
Barry, here's a hint: The umbrella is like the Democrat Party, and the gate is like the midterm elections.
Does that help?
"As long as I'm President, I'll be damned if I'm going to *pay* for Dish Network."
Those White House IQ tests are tough. Can you:
1) Find the door?
2) Get from Point A to Point B with umbrella?
3) Walk like an Egyptian?
-OR-
Even GWBush could figure this stumper out. Well, maybe. I'm giving Bush the benefit of the doubt, something I wouldn't give Obamalama if hell froze over.
-OR-
Uh, 'Chel, a little help here? I thought it was only bad luck opening an umbrella indoors?
Idiot. My mother warned me you jumped the shark as a community organizer.
-OR-
The Peter Principle - Photographic evidence that Obamalama has reached his own personal level of imcompetence.
QUESTION: Anyone else having word verify fail about 50% of the time? (no challenge word shows up, just an error message)
I do NOT understand how all those mexicans can get over the fence and across the border. Hell, I can't even get out of the rose garden.
-OR-
Okay, one of us is going to have to get wet. Eni Meeni Mini Mo catch a nig... whoa, can I say that?
-OR-
HURRY UP you moron! I has to go to the bafroom!!
I've phoned maintenance, issued an emergency executive order authorizing the expenditure of a million dollars on a "jobs bill" to cut a section out of this bar. What more can I do, 'Chel?
Oh never mind, I don't have to go anymore!
And, just why are we using the servant's entrance, anyway!?!? Who the hell does Biden think he is?
okay, I think I'm done for now.... nah, this photo is like the mother lode of captionicity
"Barry Poppins" the nanny of the United States.
Barry, you dumbass, that won't protect you from your falling poll numbers...
Just in case Mr. Intelligent figures it out, M'chelle is ready for the weight shift that will continue her walking motion.
Meet Barry Poppins, Head of Nanny State
B.W.....phone home....
The Obamas pose for the new Mortons Salt cover
Worst. Mentos commercial. Ever.
Here Michelle...hold this metal umbrella near this metal fence, close to this metal building...
M'Chel, hold me down, this cold wind from the November voters is about to blow me away.......
Scenes From the NBC TV Movie of The Week - "The Courtship of Barry & Shelly"
At least he can dress himself... well mostly.
Now be charitable! In Indonesia, the servants carry the umbrella ... and the peacock feather fans ... and the bowls of rose petals ...
And in the Sweet Potatoe Garden, the servant opens the gate and carries the bumbershoot... the Predator carries the bowels of its victims...
M'Chel scores a 9.5 on her high jump landing, Barrack, even with the umbrella assist, has trouble getting off the ground.
President Soros:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
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