Monday, August 30, 2010

Nice Girl Bike, You Sissified Panty Waist


1. ORA: August 30, fell off near Bovey Tracey.

2. "Look, Ma. Look! Look what I can do! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! You're not looking!"

3. Suddenly, Michael Dukakis in the tank looks like an icon of masculinity and brute strength.

4. Ridin' Dirty--- UR Doin' It Wrong. Like a complete dork, akshully.

5. "That little white girl put up a hell of a fight, but the point is, I got the bike!" ATDHE.

Best of Rodney Dill
Obama delivers on the big November Schwinn he promised to Pelosi and Reid.

Best of Silhouette
Tour du MomPants

Best of Silhouette
In the sissy triathlon, this is followed by 25 girl pushups, and then shrieking and missing as softballs are pitched to you underhanded.

Best of Army of Dad
I guess he could have only looked more dorkier if he had tucked his pant leg into his sock.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, Ahmedinejad, fear this! Whoops...the card fell out of my spokes. Darn it."

Best of dadoctah
"I earned this swell bike selling 'Grit'!"

Best of divine miss m
Pants zipped, helmet on, and smiling at strangers; now if we could just get him to stop licking the windows...

Best of Steve O
The Dear Leader is a little bit uncomfortable, wondering if the photographer captured a picture of him making motorbike sounds with his mouth.

47 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Obama delivers on the big November Schwinn he promised to Pelosi and Reid.

JohnS1959 said...

Great idea Mr. President, in fact why don't you stay a couple more weeks - the economy could use the break too.

JohnS1959 said...

The President enjoys a relaxing bike ride while vacationing on Martha's Vineyard. Meanwhile in Washington, the CBO announced that his ride saved 432 American jobs and created another 57 jobs. No rest for the weary I suppose...

Double the U said...

Clutch Bastardly and the Sundrop kid, "On a Bicycle Built For Joy"

Achilles said...

No need to pander, dude. Charles Johnson has already been going Nina Burliegh on you for a long time.

Dr. Doom said...

"Man this is great!", thought the President, "We didn't have these back in Kenya."

Silhouette said...

Tour du MomPants

Silhouette said...

In the sissy triathlon, this is followed by 25 girl pushups, and then shrieking and missing as softballs are pitched to you underhanded.

Double the U said...

Now that I have thought about it, I should have used 'Crook Bastardly and the Sundrop kid, "On a Bicycle Built For Joy"'

Chevy Rose said...

Blame Bush. Landing a jet on a US carrier is seen as too risky to Liberals. Obama is not allowed to ride in open convertibles either.

Passionate Conservative said...

In the year 2024, President Urkel demonstrates the newest mode of transportation.

jj said...

Schwinn gets DOD contract for new urban assault vehicles...at a cost of $1.9 mil each!

Army of Dad said...

I guess he could have only looked more dorkier if he had tucked his pant leg into his sock.

Army of Dad said...

That should be pretty easy for him, he rides a dyke all the time.

Army of Dad said...

DRUDGE BREAKING: This bike doesn't have a seat installed!

HLam said...

"I want my 3 (trillion) dollars! I want my 3 (trillion) dollars!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, it's the ice cream truck! Let's go!"

Jack Reacher said...

I see the restructing of GM continues apace.

Jack Reacher said...

Once again for comparison, what kind of bike does Putin ride?

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, Ahmedinejad, fear this! Whoops...the card fell out of my spokes. Darn it."

Jack Reacher said...

Oh; that's what he meant when he said he's end the "cycle of violence."

dadoctah said...

"I earned this swell bike selling 'Grit'!"

Jay Guevara said...

Barry practicing bike-riding for his paper route. Next up, a tough one: learning how to throw a newspaper so it clears the sidewalk.

wv: timmesty (Timmy being the now unemployed paperboy)

divine miss m said...

Pants zipped, helmet on, and smiling at strangers; now if we could just get him to stop licking the windows...

dadoctah said...

"I'll show that self-righteous Ed Begley Jr and his electric car just who's green around here!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Couldn't find my helmet, figured 'Chel's showercap would do.
Ain't much to protect up there anyway.

-OR-

Privately admitting he had absolutely no idea how to save the economy, Obamalama abandoned his wife and children and was last seen pedaling back to Chicago. When told of this, Biden inadvertently quoted General Haig, but phrased it as a question... "I am in control here?"

Steve O said...

The Dear Leader is a little bit uncomfortable, wondering if the photographer captured a picture of him making motorbike sounds with his mouth.

Steve O said...

Bee Wee's Big Adventure.

Mr Hankey said...

Which way did they go George? Which way did they go?

Mr Hankey said...

I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too.

Rodney Dill said...

The Gods Must Be Crazy III

Rodney Dill said...


On a bicycle built for spew...

Rodney Dill said...


Lazy... Lazy... ,He don't care a shit 'bout you.
Power crazy, running car companies too.
Republicans he'll disparage,
We can't afford his heritage,
but he's a treat, 'says "Kiss my seat,"
on a bicycle built for spew.


(after the last line the rest of it sorta wrote itself.)

Anonymous said...

"Hey Bloomberg, do you need some blocks on your peddles"?

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Tour de Carte Blanche

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle needed the car for a trip.

molson said...

Don't ride with your knees together. It makes it hard to pedal and your panties are gonna bunch. Probably explains the stupid grin.

Submariner said...

♬ Rollin' along that long lonesome bike trail... ♬




v word - eastr - somethin' the first Arab Muslim President doesn't celebrate.

Submariner said...

Technically; to be considered "Mountain Biking" I think there has to at least be a HINT of a grade...

Submariner said...

When's the season open on limp-wristed, mega-deficit-building, community organizers?

Kaptain Krude said...

Look M'chelle! No training wheels!



wv: subba - I wish we could have a subba President, instead of a sub-President.

Dr. Doom said...

Yeah right - like any anyone would find him qualified to run a paper route...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

Submariner said...

Thank Gaia that M'Chel didn't want to recreate the inside cover of that Queen album! I threw up a little in my mouth just thinking about it.

gay boys in bondage said...

too gay, even for us

blue said...

Look M'Chel, Nancy & harry let me take off the training wheels!

Anonymous said...

Enroute to a political campaign rally at Folsom Street.