1. ORA: August 30, fell off near Bovey Tracey.
2. "Look, Ma. Look! Look what I can do! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! You're not looking!"
3. Suddenly, Michael Dukakis in the tank looks like an icon of masculinity and brute strength.
4. Ridin' Dirty--- UR Doin' It Wrong. Like a complete dork, akshully.
5. "That little white girl put up a hell of a fight, but the point is, I got the bike!" ATDHE.
Best of Rodney Dill
Obama delivers on the big November Schwinn he promised to Pelosi and Reid.
Best of Silhouette
Tour du MomPants
Best of Silhouette
In the sissy triathlon, this is followed by 25 girl pushups, and then shrieking and missing as softballs are pitched to you underhanded.
Best of Army of Dad
I guess he could have only looked more dorkier if he had tucked his pant leg into his sock.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, Ahmedinejad, fear this! Whoops...the card fell out of my spokes. Darn it."
Best of dadoctah
"I earned this swell bike selling 'Grit'!"
Best of divine miss m
Pants zipped, helmet on, and smiling at strangers; now if we could just get him to stop licking the windows...
Best of Steve O
The Dear Leader is a little bit uncomfortable, wondering if the photographer captured a picture of him making motorbike sounds with his mouth.
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Obama delivers on the big November Schwinn he promised to Pelosi and Reid.
Great idea Mr. President, in fact why don't you stay a couple more weeks - the economy could use the break too.
The President enjoys a relaxing bike ride while vacationing on Martha's Vineyard. Meanwhile in Washington, the CBO announced that his ride saved 432 American jobs and created another 57 jobs. No rest for the weary I suppose...
Clutch Bastardly and the Sundrop kid, "On a Bicycle Built For Joy"
No need to pander, dude. Charles Johnson has already been going Nina Burliegh on you for a long time.
"Man this is great!", thought the President, "We didn't have these back in Kenya."
Tour du MomPants
In the sissy triathlon, this is followed by 25 girl pushups, and then shrieking and missing as softballs are pitched to you underhanded.
Now that I have thought about it, I should have used 'Crook Bastardly and the Sundrop kid, "On a Bicycle Built For Joy"'
Blame Bush. Landing a jet on a US carrier is seen as too risky to Liberals. Obama is not allowed to ride in open convertibles either.
In the year 2024, President Urkel demonstrates the newest mode of transportation.
Schwinn gets DOD contract for new urban assault vehicles...at a cost of $1.9 mil each!
I guess he could have only looked more dorkier if he had tucked his pant leg into his sock.
That should be pretty easy for him, he rides a dyke all the time.
DRUDGE BREAKING: This bike doesn't have a seat installed!
"I want my 3 (trillion) dollars! I want my 3 (trillion) dollars!"
"Hey, it's the ice cream truck! Let's go!"
I see the restructing of GM continues apace.
Once again for comparison, what kind of bike does Putin ride?
"Hey, Ahmedinejad, fear this! Whoops...the card fell out of my spokes. Darn it."
Oh; that's what he meant when he said he's end the "cycle of violence."
"I earned this swell bike selling 'Grit'!"
Barry practicing bike-riding for his paper route. Next up, a tough one: learning how to throw a newspaper so it clears the sidewalk.
wv: timmesty (Timmy being the now unemployed paperboy)
Pants zipped, helmet on, and smiling at strangers; now if we could just get him to stop licking the windows...
"I'll show that self-righteous Ed Begley Jr and his electric car just who's green around here!"
Couldn't find my helmet, figured 'Chel's showercap would do.
Ain't much to protect up there anyway.
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Privately admitting he had absolutely no idea how to save the economy, Obamalama abandoned his wife and children and was last seen pedaling back to Chicago. When told of this, Biden inadvertently quoted General Haig, but phrased it as a question... "I am in control here?"
The Dear Leader is a little bit uncomfortable, wondering if the photographer captured a picture of him making motorbike sounds with his mouth.
Bee Wee's Big Adventure.
Which way did they go George? Which way did they go?
I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too.
The Gods Must Be Crazy III
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On a bicycle built for spew...
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Lazy... Lazy... ,He don't care a shit 'bout you.
Power crazy, running car companies too.
Republicans he'll disparage,
We can't afford his heritage,
but he's a treat, 'says "Kiss my seat,"
on a bicycle built for spew.
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(after the last line the rest of it sorta wrote itself.)
"Hey Bloomberg, do you need some blocks on your peddles"?
Vinney
Tour de Carte Blanche
Michelle needed the car for a trip.
Don't ride with your knees together. It makes it hard to pedal and your panties are gonna bunch. Probably explains the stupid grin.
♬ Rollin' along that long lonesome bike trail... ♬
v word - eastr - somethin' the first Arab Muslim President doesn't celebrate.
Technically; to be considered "Mountain Biking" I think there has to at least be a HINT of a grade...
When's the season open on limp-wristed, mega-deficit-building, community organizers?
Look M'chelle! No training wheels!
wv: subba - I wish we could have a subba President, instead of a sub-President.
Yeah right - like any anyone would find him qualified to run a paper route...
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race
Thank Gaia that M'Chel didn't want to recreate the inside cover of that Queen album! I threw up a little in my mouth just thinking about it.
too gay, even for us
Look M'Chel, Nancy & harry let me take off the training wheels!
Enroute to a political campaign rally at Folsom Street.
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