1. Simultaneous Thawtbawbles: "SKANK!"
2. Apparently, the SecState got the idea for an all-female bodyguard squad after a meeting with Moammar Khadafy. Or maybe it was the other way around.
3. "Yeah, I hate working Comic-Con, too. The last John wanted to pay me in Pogs. Still, it beats working the Democrat National Convention."
4. "Well, sometimes it's impossible to define single-particle states, which leaves quantum field theory as the only viable... hold on a sec... Hey, Big Boy, wanna party? No, OK, be a fag, then ... anyway..."
5. George Takei and Wil Wheaton compliment each other's costumes outside Comic-Con.
Best of Rodney Dill
RAMBO+BIMBO=RIMBO
(which actually sounds kinda hot if you think about it)
Best of b lue
"...and the Sargent said that he won't ask, if we don't tell & he gets to watch...."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Yes of course it is fun to tease all the geeks", said Heather, "but lately I have been thinking it is kind of cruel..."
Best of metalgarth
Is Cinemax doing a version of "The Expendables" too?
Best of Rodney Dill
My foxhole or yours?
Best of Matt the K
Blah blah Chalk-Face Whore blah blah.
Best of GregMan
"OK Sandra, you activate your super-nipple-erection powers, and I'll activate my mega-bulging-cleavage powers, and between us we should be able to beat Mother's-Basement-Living-Boy before the seminar on Krypto the Superdog starts at 2:30."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"F*** me, Ray Bradbury!"
"You idiot, that's next week!"
Best of Submariner
Between us?
I think we have a lock on winning the "Fantastic Four" competition.
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RAMBO+BIMBO=RIMBO
(which actually sounds kinda hot if you think about it)
"...and the Sargent said that he won't ask, if we don't tell & he gets to watch...."
"Yes of course it is fun to tease all the geeks", said Heather, "but lately I have been thinking it is kind of cruel..."
"I don't know", said Angellica, "he mumbled something about a power pack for my light saber and then ran off giggling uncontrollably".
"Now don't forget girls", advised Brittany, "if any of them ask you to pull on their finger, DON'T DO IT".
Is Cinemax doing a version of "The Expendables" too?
My foxhole or yours?
Blah blah Chalk-Face Whore blah blah.
Soldier on the right:
"They are too real, you bleached b*tch!"
Soldier on the left:
"Lets give a basement geek a hart attack by pinning him between us."
"OK Sandra, you activate your super-nipple-erection powers, and I'll activate my mega-bulging-cleavage powers, and between us we should be able to beat Mother's-Basement-Living-Boy before the seminar on Krypto the Superdog starts at 2:30."
"What really gets me, Bambi, is that some of these geeks think they actually have a chance with us."
"No no no, Mindy, GOLD kryptonite takes away Superman's powers. GREEN kryptonite kills him. Geez, everybody knows that."
And with that, another Hot Babe stereotype vanishes into this air.
THIN air. I must have been disracted when I typed that. By what, I don't know...
"What a coincidence! Army of Mom has this outfit too!"
Fred was told to hire some Booth Bimbos to work the convention floor. Good job, Fred!
Vinney
"F*** me, Ray Bradbury!"
"You idiot, that's next week!"
From the left:
4 bucks, 2.50, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, reg'lar price, dude!, reg'lar price...
Gamma radiation is making my implants grow. You should try it...
Between us?
I think we have a lock on winning the "Fantastic Four" competition.
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