1. Never tell a dentist you'll try anything to straighten your teeth
2. How to Spot a Blind Date from Hell - first clue is when they say she has a great personality
3. TSA Test Dummy
4. Dear teen who needs to rebel or be "accepted" - U R Doing It RONG.
5. Even the Borg have Casual Fridays.
To which one would add... 1. "No, Fry, I did not just give Bender a blow job. How could you think such a thing?"
Best of Tim
All bow before the power of the tiny hat!
Best of Double the U
She'd be cute if.... ah.. no she wouldn't.
Best of Vinney
That hat just does not go with those rivets.
Best of GregMan
"And if I tilt my head a little, I can pick up Air America."
Best of Dactyl
I did all this to distract people from the third eye in my cheek.
Best of prince of leaves
"...and when the handsome prince kissed the magical fish, she turned into a beautiful princess. Well, okay, a moderately-attractive if weird princess. Even magic couldn't do anything about the hooks all those catch-and-release fisherman had left her with...or the fish net and six-pack rings tangled in her hair...or the nasty fishy smell..."
Best of Steve O
Sometimes, picking out just the right hat isn't as critical as you might think.