The two soldiers from Turkmenistan marched valiantly into Paris. Unfortunately, Khalid accidentally kicked Abdul in the crotch during the ceremony. The French surrendered anyway...
Bollywood producers rewrite a Fawlty Towers episode as a dream sequence - when prostate problems wake him up, Fawlty passes his long lost twin brother Adolph in the hotel hall enroute to the loo.
For his inbred nephew's wedding, that zany retard Mahmoud Ahmadinejad commanded his Revolutionary Guard Corps "Outdo all the infidel's lavish wedding arches, e.g. US Marines with swords, firetruck ladders or tugboat firehoses!" A mass grave is currently being dug for the choreographers.
$25,000 NEA grant for "Popular Idioms" performance art. "Taking it on the chin" will be on display thru Friday.
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Bored guards on parade- "There's gum on the sole of your boot, Eshwan! Hah hah, made you look." "Your flatulence smells of spoiled curry, Pitar." "Your testicles are smaller than coffee beans." "Camel toe!"
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Jumped the Shark The new Bollywood cast of "Are You Being Served" really milked Stephen Peacock's stilted behavior at Grace Bros.
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Taliban computer animators' unsophisticated attempt at making a pirated version of "Toy Story."
You know Obamalama isn't serious about stopping illegal immigration - rather than send a much-needed 10,000 armed National Guardsmen to border states, he dispatched a dozen H-1B program new hires dressed in native regalia.
While I am on vacation, please enjoy this unfinished captioning opportunity.
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So you go into battle like that and the enemy laughs themselves into defeat?
the new, improved ObamaCorps practices kicking taxpayers when they are down
A remake of the Karate Kid starring the Village People.
The two soldiers from Turkmenistan marched valiantly into Paris. Unfortunately, Khalid accidentally kicked Abdul in the crotch during the ceremony. The French surrendered anyway...
Bollywood producers rewrite a Fawlty Towers episode as a dream sequence - when prostate problems wake him up, Fawlty passes his long lost twin brother Adolph in the hotel hall enroute to the loo.
For his inbred nephew's wedding, that zany retard Mahmoud Ahmadinejad commanded his Revolutionary Guard Corps "Outdo all the infidel's lavish wedding arches, e.g. US Marines with swords, firetruck ladders or tugboat firehoses!"
A mass grave is currently being dug for the choreographers.
...on route 66
Due to budget cuts, the Ministry of Silly Walks was forced to merge with the Ministry of Silly Hats.
Jeez, the Justice League will accept *anybody* these days!
wv: unwar. What is it bad for? Absolutely everything!
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"I know it looks ridiculous. It's *supposed* to look ridiculous! When you're a dictator, sometimes you're just expected to dictate ridiculous things."
The trouble began when members of two unconnected Arizona militias asked each other for their proof of citizenship.
So *that's* what they mean by "a well-regulated militia"!
"Screw you... we work for Mel Brooks."
ORA: "Boot to the head!"
$25,000 NEA grant for "Popular Idioms" performance art. "Taking it on the chin" will be on display thru Friday.
-OR-
Bored guards on parade-
"There's gum on the sole of your boot, Eshwan! Hah hah, made you look."
"Your flatulence smells of spoiled curry, Pitar."
"Your testicles are smaller than coffee beans."
"Camel toe!"
-OR-
Jumped the Shark
The new Bollywood cast of "Are You Being Served" really milked Stephen Peacock's stilted behavior at Grace Bros.
-OR-
Taliban computer animators' unsophisticated attempt at making a pirated version of "Toy Story."
You know Obamalama isn't serious about stopping illegal immigration - rather than send a much-needed 10,000 armed National Guardsmen to border states, he dispatched a dozen H-1B program new hires dressed in native regalia.
The very definition of Non-Proliferation ... Pakistani nuclear power plants are guarded by unemployed hotel bell-hops.
The Fuller Bros. Dance Review
That's no way to kill roaches
"Any poop on my shoes"?
"Nope."
"Any on mine"?
"Nope".
"Five - six - seven - eight;
Schlameel, schlmozzel..."
I'm just not getting a good vibe from Ang Lee's "Laverne and Shirley" remake.
With Gladys taking a break in her touring schedule, the Pips were left to fend for themselves.
So; This season "Glee" is going to do an episode where Boy Scouts fight Ninjas?
In San Francisco jack-booted-thugs took to the streets today to enforce the new no pets policy established by the City Council.
Worst Rockettes impersonation ever.
The two newest members of the President's A$$ Kicking Team at their recent induction ceremony.
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