Monday, August 02, 2010

Kick Those Heels High, Girls!

Doogie
While I am on vacation, please enjoy this unfinished captioning opportunity.

1. Farting in your general direction --- World Champions!

28 comments:

Double the U said...

So you go into battle like that and the enemy laughs themselves into defeat?

blue said...

the new, improved ObamaCorps practices kicking taxpayers when they are down

JohnS1959 said...

A remake of the Karate Kid starring the Village People.

JohnS1959 said...

The two soldiers from Turkmenistan marched valiantly into Paris. Unfortunately, Khalid accidentally kicked Abdul in the crotch during the ceremony. The French surrendered anyway...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bollywood producers rewrite a Fawlty Towers episode as a dream sequence - when prostate problems wake him up, Fawlty passes his long lost twin brother Adolph in the hotel hall enroute to the loo.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

For his inbred nephew's wedding, that zany retard Mahmoud Ahmadinejad commanded his Revolutionary Guard Corps "Outdo all the infidel's lavish wedding arches, e.g. US Marines with swords, firetruck ladders or tugboat firehoses!"
A mass grave is currently being dug for the choreographers.

Rodney Dill said...

...on route 66

divine miss m said...

Due to budget cuts, the Ministry of Silly Walks was forced to merge with the Ministry of Silly Hats.

dadoctah said...

Jeez, the Justice League will accept *anybody* these days!

wv: unwar. What is it bad for? Absolutely everything!

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...


One... singular sensation...

dadoctah said...

"I know it looks ridiculous. It's *supposed* to look ridiculous! When you're a dictator, sometimes you're just expected to dictate ridiculous things."

dadoctah said...

The trouble began when members of two unconnected Arizona militias asked each other for their proof of citizenship.

dadoctah said...

So *that's* what they mean by "a well-regulated militia"!

Rodney Dill said...

"Screw you... we work for Mel Brooks."

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Boot to the head!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

$25,000 NEA grant for "Popular Idioms" performance art. "Taking it on the chin" will be on display thru Friday.

-OR-

Bored guards on parade-
"There's gum on the sole of your boot, Eshwan! Hah hah, made you look."
"Your flatulence smells of spoiled curry, Pitar."
"Your testicles are smaller than coffee beans."
"Camel toe!"

-OR-

Jumped the Shark
The new Bollywood cast of "Are You Being Served" really milked Stephen Peacock's stilted behavior at Grace Bros.

-OR-

Taliban computer animators' unsophisticated attempt at making a pirated version of "Toy Story."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You know Obamalama isn't serious about stopping illegal immigration - rather than send a much-needed 10,000 armed National Guardsmen to border states, he dispatched a dozen H-1B program new hires dressed in native regalia.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The very definition of Non-Proliferation ... Pakistani nuclear power plants are guarded by unemployed hotel bell-hops.

Rodney Dill said...

The Fuller Bros. Dance Review

Rodney Dill said...

That's no way to kill roaches

sonicfrog said...

"Any poop on my shoes"?

"Nope."

"Any on mine"?

"Nope".

Submariner said...

"Five - six - seven - eight;
Schlameel, schlmozzel..."

I'm just not getting a good vibe from Ang Lee's "Laverne and Shirley" remake.

dadoctah said...

With Gladys taking a break in her touring schedule, the Pips were left to fend for themselves.

Submariner said...

So; This season "Glee" is going to do an episode where Boy Scouts fight Ninjas?

Dr. Doom said...

In San Francisco jack-booted-thugs took to the streets today to enforce the new no pets policy established by the City Council.

molson said...

Worst Rockettes impersonation ever.

JohnS1959 said...

The two newest members of the President's A$$ Kicking Team at their recent induction ceremony.