1. Rick the Gay Manwhore found a way to please his Jewish customers.
2. Yes, I think Judge Walker got the gay marriage ruling ass-backwards, too.
3. "So, how much for the buttless-chap-mannequin with the Mohammed mask?" Because of threats from the Islamic community, this episode of American Pickers will never be aired.
4. The boyfriend sighed. The Obama mask had been humiliating enough, but then Sully heard Greg Gutfeld propose a gay bar next to the Ground Zero mosque, and yadda yadda yadda ... weirdest buttsecks ever.
5. Some Ramadan observances may seem strange to Western eyes....
Best of Tim
General Zod liked to look into his own eyes while making love
Best of prince of leaves
THIS IS [a bit more like the real] SPARTA!!!
Best of Adriane
Ang Lee's remake of The Man in the Iron Mask added a few special touches for his usual audience...
Best of Submariner
When did Johnny Weir grow a beard?
17 comments:
General Zod liked to look into his own eyes while making love
Who is that mosque'd man?
I knew Obama's low pole numbers were driving liberals nut, but MAN, I had no idea it had gotten this bad.
Nothing personal, but I'm afraid X-treme Charades is not for me.
Bruce was in dire need of the exorcist.
Vinney
Islamic Revolutionary Guard soldier wears the official "Allah's Chili Chaps" uniform
Instructions:
1) Eat several bowls of hot chili
2) Deceive enemy by turning tail while appearing to face them
3) Fire parting shots as you run like hell.
-OR-
The "I'm still awake!" sleep mask helps sodomy-phobics get a good night's rest.
-OR-
While on the set of Brokeback Mountain, Randy Quaid tormented Ang Lee by wearing a costume he called the "Missionary Position."
-OR-
At trial, Butterfly Exhibit docent Omar Frucbint claimed he was just demonstrating the spicebush swallowtail caterpillar's eyespots defense strategy to a still-traumatized group of 4th graders.
Anton LaGey
The 35th Anniversery Flesh Gordon DVD features this purposely lost Ming the Crotchiless scene.
THIS IS [a bit more like the real] SPARTA!!!
Aisha,put down those dolls and tell me,do these chaps make my ass look fat?
VW - consit, not to be cofused with consent.
Now who wants to get married?
Vladimir Lenin is about to have another revolutionary movement.
I'll take homoerotic political metaphors for $400 Alex...
Ang Lee's remake of The Man in the Iron Mask added a few special touches for his usual audience...
When did Johnny Weir grow a beard?
...and the NBC decided that 'Heroes' was going overboard with their new 'powers' and decided to cancel the show.
Yes Mr. Kahn. The President will see you now.
Post a Comment