Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Just... WTF...


1. Rick the Gay Manwhore found a way to please his Jewish customers.

2. Yes, I think Judge Walker got the gay marriage ruling ass-backwards, too.

3. "So, how much for the buttless-chap-mannequin with the Mohammed mask?" Because of threats from the Islamic community, this episode of American Pickers will never be aired.

4. The boyfriend sighed. The Obama mask had been humiliating enough, but then Sully heard Greg Gutfeld propose a gay bar next to the Ground Zero mosque, and yadda yadda yadda ... weirdest buttsecks ever.

5. Some Ramadan observances may seem strange to Western eyes....

Best of Tim
General Zod liked to look into his own eyes while making love

Best of prince of leaves
THIS IS [a bit more like the real] SPARTA!!!

Best of Adriane
Ang Lee's remake of The Man in the Iron Mask added a few special touches for his usual audience...

Best of Submariner
When did Johnny Weir grow a beard?

17 comments:

Tim said...

General Zod liked to look into his own eyes while making love

Rodney Dill said...

Who is that mosque'd man?

sonicfrog said...

I knew Obama's low pole numbers were driving liberals nut, but MAN, I had no idea it had gotten this bad.

dadoctah said...

Nothing personal, but I'm afraid X-treme Charades is not for me.

Anonymous said...

Bruce was in dire need of the exorcist.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Islamic Revolutionary Guard soldier wears the official "Allah's Chili Chaps" uniform
Instructions:
1) Eat several bowls of hot chili
2) Deceive enemy by turning tail while appearing to face them
3) Fire parting shots as you run like hell.

-OR-

The "I'm still awake!" sleep mask helps sodomy-phobics get a good night's rest.

-OR-


While on the set of Brokeback Mountain, Randy Quaid tormented Ang Lee by wearing a costume he called the "Missionary Position."

-OR-

At trial, Butterfly Exhibit docent Omar Frucbint claimed he was just demonstrating the spicebush swallowtail caterpillar's eyespots defense strategy to a still-traumatized group of 4th graders.

Matt the K said...

Anton LaGey

Matt the K said...

The 35th Anniversery Flesh Gordon DVD features this purposely lost Ming the Crotchiless scene.

prince of leaves said...

THIS IS [a bit more like the real] SPARTA!!!

Spin said...

Aisha,put down those dolls and tell me,do these chaps make my ass look fat?


VW - consit, not to be cofused with consent.

Mr. Hankey said...

Now who wants to get married?

Unscrupulous said...

Vladimir Lenin is about to have another revolutionary movement.

Dr. Doom said...

I'll take homoerotic political metaphors for $400 Alex...

Adriane said...

Ang Lee's remake of The Man in the Iron Mask added a few special touches for his usual audience...

Submariner said...

When did Johnny Weir grow a beard?

Mr Hankey said...

...and the NBC decided that 'Heroes' was going overboard with their new 'powers' and decided to cancel the show.

molson said...

Yes Mr. Kahn. The President will see you now.