Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Hello, Douchie McBadAss


1. With trembling fingers, Barney Frank input his CitiBank Credit Card number to access the rest of the "Hot, Hard, Totally Nude Fireboy" collection.

2. Ang Lee's attempt to merge Silence of the Lambs with Backdraft resulted in one of the most disturbing Oscar contenders of all time.

3. Performance Art or Indecent Exposure, Tyler would let a judge decide.

4. Sometimes, Tyler pondered his career as a stripper-for-hire and wondered if it was really worth it. Army of Mom's shouts of "Show me your hose" could get really shrill at times.

5. "You know, maybe I look douchie enough in just the hat or the jacket. Maybe I don't need both."

Best of Double the U
Two things to include in a male's facebook picture. Flowers. Toilet paper.

Best of Tim
satisfied that no one could see the tentacles Robbie prepares for his first day as a cafeteria worker.

Best of prince of leaves
"How hot am I? I'm so hot, I gotta wear fire gear to keep the flames IN..."

Best of Dr. Doom
Brucie takes one final look at his makeup before his big audition for the New Village People.

13 comments:

HLam said...

Hey douchie, the frilly flowers on the wall ruin your bad-ass look.

Double the U said...

Two things to include in a male's facebook picture. Flowers. Toilet paper.

Tim said...

satisfied that no one could see the tentacles Robbie prepares for his first day as a cafeteria worker.

sonicfrog said...

Everyday, little Robbie practices in from of the mirror, perfecting his come-hither looks, his sensuous moves, his ability to act badly, all for the purpose to prepare himself to one day fulfill his life long dream.... to become a gay porn star.

Achilles said...

Everyday, little Robbie practices in from of the mirror, perfecting his come-hither looks, his sensuous moves, his ability to act badly, all for the purpose to prepare himself to one day fulfill his life long dream.... to become an MSNBC Anchor.

Achilles said...

"Perfect. Now all I need is a red neon sign reading COCK!"

Unscrupulous said...

Wetbacks make good firefighters... for obvious reasons.

prince of leaves said...

"How hot am I? I'm so hot, I gotta wear fire gear to keep the flames IN..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rookie Mistake
Ignoring regulations not to mess with a victim's private property, Trainee Juan Jimanez not only accidentally took a self-portrait while rummaging through an apartment, he left the cellphone behind after texting his girl to say he'd found a diamond ring and expensive bottle of perfume for her birthday.

blue said...

"... this pic is gonna make the babes on Match.com drool....."

Spin said...

Rescue meeee...

Dr. Doom said...

Brucie takes one final look at his makeup before his big audition for the New Village People.

molson said...

Got a fire in your pants?