Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Hello, Douchie McBadAss
1. With trembling fingers, Barney Frank input his CitiBank Credit Card number to access the rest of the "Hot, Hard, Totally Nude Fireboy" collection.
2. Ang Lee's attempt to merge Silence of the Lambs with Backdraft resulted in one of the most disturbing Oscar contenders of all time.
3. Performance Art or Indecent Exposure, Tyler would let a judge decide.
4. Sometimes, Tyler pondered his career as a stripper-for-hire and wondered if it was really worth it. Army of Mom's shouts of "Show me your hose" could get really shrill at times.
5. "You know, maybe I look douchie enough in just the hat or the jacket. Maybe I don't need both."
Best of Double the U
Two things to include in a male's facebook picture. Flowers. Toilet paper.
Best of Tim
satisfied that no one could see the tentacles Robbie prepares for his first day as a cafeteria worker.
Best of prince of leaves
"How hot am I? I'm so hot, I gotta wear fire gear to keep the flames IN..."
Best of Dr. Doom
Brucie takes one final look at his makeup before his big audition for the New Village People.