Friday, August 27, 2010

Guard the Stairs

Schneider

1. "A floating full torso apparition, it's face frozen in a horrible death rictus of it's final ... oh, no, wait... my bad... how ya doin' Madame Speaker?"

2. "It's the Sta-Puf Marshmallow man? No, it's just Michael Moore in a sailor suit."

3. "Mayor Bloomberg called us. Something about a mosque and 3,000 souls howling in rage?"

4. Um, when did Hurley become a ghostbuster?

5. "Look, the contingent from NARAL is re-enacting the baby carriage sequence from The Untouchables. ... Hey, didn't someone try to stop the baby carriage in that movie?"

Best of Double the U
SIR, I am a member of Obama's youth forces. You are attempting to walk up the down stairs. You need to be re-educated. Drop what you are holding and come with us.

Best of mega
"No Avastin for you, old lady. Now get the F out of here." The local Patient Review Boards were not quite as promised.

Best of jj
Nancy Pelosi sends out the Young Democrats to welcome Glenn Beck to Washington DC this weekend.

Best of Spin
Jeez, turn around Bai Ling, the guy with the cameltoe needs to be vaporized.

Best of Steve O
I think that man's pants is eating him.

17 comments:

Double the U said...

SIR, I am a member of Obama's youth forces. You are attempting to walk up the down stairs. You need to be re-educated. Drop what you are holding and come with us.

Anonymous said...

Flame Throwers are back and they're the rage! I need one, I want one, get me one!

Vinney

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Bad news for Warner Entertainment: So far, the buzz for the Ghostbusters remake has hardly stirred a ghost.

blue said...

Sarah Palin demonstrates the fate of democrats in November

mega said...

Bloomberg's aggressive effort to remove the settlers and their descendents from New York and return it to the American Indians, Dutch, and possibly Moslems, was modeled on Israel's successful effort in the Gaza Strip.

mega said...

Opening Day at the Ground Zero "community center" was about what 72 % of the American public expected.

mega said...

"No Avastin for you, old lady. Now get the F out of here." The local Patient Review Boards were not quite as promised.

mega said...

okay, OKAY, hot Republican chicks, we get it...you know how to make great campaign commericals. Enough?

jj said...

Nancy Pelosi sends out the Young Democrats to welcome Glenn Beck to Washington DC this weekend.

Spin said...

Jeez, turn around Bai Ling, the guy with the cameltoe needs to be vaporized.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mayor Bloomberg says New York City and ORKIN are determined to stamp out rat and bed bug infestation problems once and for all.
ACLU and PETA immediately file suit to protect defenseless pests from inhumane treatment.

-OR-

Gangbangers Beware! The Guardian Angels are gearing up to deal with increasing urban violence.

WordVerify: orkingl - I kid you not! This word challenge system is downright spooky.

Spin said...

Obama walks several steps in front of Hurley all the while concealing the DHARMA treats in an old Glad bag.

Steve O said...

I think that man's pants is eating him.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yarrr, matey, there be no hair nets in the high seas!" Jenny was enthusiastic, but her inability to remember her character's mannerisms led to her inevitable firing.

I still did her, though. Well come on, she was wearing a proton pack!

Kaptain Krude said...

I can't resist it....

Oh Panky
Oh Panky Sui
Oh, I love you!

(with the deepest of apologies to the ghost of Buddy Holly)

JohnS1959 said...

After receiving an alert that a category five disturbance in the ectoplasm had been detected, the new Ghost Busters responded in force only to discover that the National Debt Spectre was gorging itself on the hopes and dreams of America's youth. Sadly they all died in the attempt to capture it...