1. "A floating full torso apparition, it's face frozen in a horrible death rictus of it's final ... oh, no, wait... my bad... how ya doin' Madame Speaker?"
2. "It's the Sta-Puf Marshmallow man? No, it's just Michael Moore in a sailor suit."
3. "Mayor Bloomberg called us. Something about a mosque and 3,000 souls howling in rage?"
4. Um, when did Hurley become a ghostbuster?
5. "Look, the contingent from NARAL is re-enacting the baby carriage sequence from The Untouchables. ... Hey, didn't someone try to stop the baby carriage in that movie?"
Best of Double the U
SIR, I am a member of Obama's youth forces. You are attempting to walk up the down stairs. You need to be re-educated. Drop what you are holding and come with us.
Best of mega
"No Avastin for you, old lady. Now get the F out of here." The local Patient Review Boards were not quite as promised.
Best of jj
Nancy Pelosi sends out the Young Democrats to welcome Glenn Beck to Washington DC this weekend.
Best of Spin
Jeez, turn around Bai Ling, the guy with the cameltoe needs to be vaporized.
Best of Steve O
I think that man's pants is eating him.