Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Greetings from Summer Camp

Brender

1. "When Obama collapses the Global Economy and reveals The Mark of the Beast, you little brats will be grateful for your two weeks at Camp Glenn Beck."

2. "Re-enacting grandpa's 'Nam flashbacks ain't so bad. Wait until we recreate the Saigon whorehouse."

3. "Fake War! Huh! What is it good for! Absolutely Nothin'! Good Gawd, y'all!"

4. "The worst part is, after we're done playing, the liberal fourth graders spit on us and call us baby-killers."

5. " I love the smell of Juicy Juice in the morning."

Best of metalgarth
"The Lil' Expendables" didn't really live up to its hype

Best of JohnS1959
Those punks in Den 8 won't know what hit them!

Best of Lt. Gen. Harold G. Moore (Ret.)
We were soldiers once... and young. Boy were we young. You know, now that I think of it...

Best of prince of leaves
Billy's thought bubble: "AK-47? What a lame summer camp. I wish Mom woulda let me bring my Barrett M82..."

Best of prince of leaves
"This is the awesomest week ever!" Skylaer Rainbow exclaimed, not realizing that his parents had mistakenly dropped him off at Zombie Hunters' Combat Camp instead of Zoe Hunter's Craft Camp.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
After losing a legal battle with the ACLU, the Cub Scouts began testing various workarounds to effectively weed out sissies.

Best of JohnS1959
Hello mudder, hello fadder.
Here I am at camp gun fodder...

Best of molson
Don't run with scissors. Run with an AK47 instead. Gun safety week was off to a good start.


27 comments:

metalgarth said...

"The Lil' Expendables" didn't really live up to its hype

Anonymous said...

Finally! An investigative reporter finds the camp Malia has been at all summer.

Eric

Achilles said...

The Ground Zero Mosque also includes a "daycare center."

Rodney Dill said...

Send lawyers, guns, yard monkeys, the shit has hit the fan.

(WV: noncess -- when you don't get a recess)

Rodney Dill said...

Islam Vacation Koran School

blue said...

prototype ObamaCorps training camp

JohnS1959 said...

I love the smell of Play-Doh in the morning...

JohnS1959 said...

"Lets see", thought Bobby,
"Aggressive training regimen: check
Kevlar Helmet: check
Locked & loaded AK: check
Synchronized wristwatch: check
Now I'm ready to meet with the Safe Schools Czar"

JohnS1959 said...

Those punks in Den 8 won't know what hit them!

Anonymous said...

After rescinding of "Don't Ask Don't Tell" the Army has activated the much awaited pedophile platoon.
"Now, get down and give me 25, mister"!

Vinney

Lt. Gen. Harold G. Moore (Ret.) said...

We were soldiers once... and young. Boy were we young. You know, now that I think of it...

GregMan said...

Sure, it's all fun and games until they start using live ammunition...

GregMan said...

Don't laugh, this will be the 82nd Airborne after Obama gets through with it...

Mr. Hankey said...

Arizona finds the right soldiers for tunnel excavations.

prince of leaves said...

Billy's thought bubble: "AK-47? What a lame summer camp. I wish Mom woulda let me bring my Barrett M82..."

p said...

"Get the lead out, scumbags! We still have to finish our Improvised Explosives merit badges and Advanced Barehanded Combatives lessons by sundown!"

prince of leaves said...

[grr -- that comment from "p" was actually me]

prince of leaves said...

"This is the awesomest week ever!" Skylaer Rainbow exclaimed, not realizing that his parents had mistakenly dropped him off at Zombie Hunters' Combat Camp instead of Zoe Hunter's Craft Camp.

Matt the K said...

In Soviet Russia, jungle gym plays on YOU!

dub said...

We're almost ready to initiate Operation Richard Gere.

Spin said...

Because of an earlier protesters chant of...

WAR GAMES YES! GRASS STAINS NO!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Clinton-Bush-Obamalama Legacy
A military so overtaxed and undermanned, a new draft age will be pegged at 8-year olds and up.

-OR-

Nothing upset neighborhood soccer moms more than learning that little Jimmy Nirkin's birthday party included war games and a kegger.

-OR-

After losing a legal battle with the ACLU, the Cub Scouts began testing various workarounds to effectively weed out sissies.

-OR-

George and Ted, both retired Marines, thought a kid's boot camp would be a great idea... until the kids began demanding higher allowances at gunpoint.

JohnS1959 said...

Hello mudder, hello fadder.
Here I am at camp gun fodder...

Submariner said...

When the grandkids played like this, Cindy Shehan had to go home.
I wonder how much their parents paid them?

dadoctah said...

Raising tomorrow's bell-tower serial killers today.

Adriane said...

Hey maggots! This ain't no party! This ain't no disco!

Sarge, what's a disco?

molson said...

Don't run with scissors. Run with an AK47 instead. Gun safety week was off to a good start.