Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Faster, Pussycat


1. "Welcome back, Governor Spitzer? Shall we fetch the waffle iron?"

2. OK... Jenna Jamison, yes... Helen Hunt, OK, I guess ... Courtney Love, no... Pamela Des Barres, hell no... Contessa Brewer, yes but just for a hate-f*ck, and Michelle Malkin, hell yes!

3. "So, what'll it be tonight? Faith and good works, or just some good old fashioned sick intercourse?"

4. I CAN HAS OBVIUS CAPSHUN?

5. "Where are the black human females at?" asked Mr. Spock.

Best of Rodney Dill
4 blondes and 8 brunettes.

Best of Rodney Dill
Puss'n'booty

Best of metalgarth
Cinemax presents "Cats"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Use corset in a sentence, bubba: "Corset ain't a Victoria's Secret photo shoot cause this ain't Thursday and none of these gals are purty."

Best of dadoctah
The sixties called. They want their zeitgeist back.

Best of Rodney Dill
El Gato Milf?

Best of Dr. Doom
"No, no, NO", screamed the Cats wardrobe technician, "I didn't say someone retail these girls - I SAID someone re-tail these girls".

Best of Rodney Dill
Mew, or Mew not, there is no try.

Best of Submariner
I.See.Four.Highlights.

Best of Spin
When is a cat a dog?

Best of Vinneh
When Socks the Cat died, Bill Clinton called for auditions.

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

I tawt I taw a puddy tang

Rodney Dill said...

Pussy Galore

Rodney Dill said...

So pussy's really are cheaper by the dozen?

Rodney Dill said...

4 blondes and 8 brunettes.

Rodney Dill said...

Puss'n'booty

metalgarth said...

Cinemax presents "Cats"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hey, you on the end. This is the audition line for the sci fi movie The MILFord Wives... Batman's Joker wannabes are auditioning in Stage 3-a.

-OR-

Use corset in a sentence, bubba: "Corset ain't a Victoria's Secret photo shoot cause this ain't Thursday and none of these gals are purty."

dadoctah said...

The sixties called. They want their zeitgeist back.

Rodney Dill said...

El Gato Milf?

Submariner said...

Yada, yada, yada, AoM's got the outfit, etc., etc., etc.

Submariner said...

Pardon me whilst I whip out dis mouse in my pocket...

Dr. Doom said...

"No, no, NO", screamed the Cats wardrobe technician, "I didn't say someone retail these girls - I SAID someone re-tail these girls".

Rodney Dill said...

Mew, or Mew not, there is no try.

Rodney Dill said...

Seagrams attempts to market its new Pussy Liquor met no small amount of resistance.

Submariner said...

I.See.Four.Highlights.

Submariner said...

Sororities are great!
Take these ΙΕΠ pledges for example.

Spin said...

When is a cat a dog?

Spin said...

It's not bestiality if it hasn't got fur...right?

Adriane said...

Somehow, der ladies of dah Kit Kat Klub - Wirgins, every one of dem - lost something without Bob Fosse directing ... like 20 pounds and the hairy pits.

Submariner said...

Tiger's personal cheering and recreation support group, The Kittehs,, has their day shift pose for a group photo.

Anonymous said...

When Socks the Cat died, Bill Clinton called for auditions.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

ESPN's American Gladiators tries to boost ratings with a different form of half-time entertainment: Six fuglies each chug half a gallon of gatoraid and then compete in a no-claws-barred catfight to use a single kitty litter box.