1. "Welcome back, Governor Spitzer? Shall we fetch the waffle iron?"
2. OK... Jenna Jamison, yes... Helen Hunt, OK, I guess ... Courtney Love, no... Pamela Des Barres, hell no... Contessa Brewer, yes but just for a hate-f*ck, and Michelle Malkin, hell yes!
3. "So, what'll it be tonight? Faith and good works, or just some good old fashioned sick intercourse?"
4. I CAN HAS OBVIUS CAPSHUN?
5. "Where are the black human females at?" asked Mr. Spock.
Best of Rodney Dill
4 blondes and 8 brunettes.
Best of Rodney Dill
Puss'n'booty
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Cinemax presents "Cats"
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Use corset in a sentence, bubba: "Corset ain't a Victoria's Secret photo shoot cause this ain't Thursday and none of these gals are purty."
Best of dadoctah
The sixties called. They want their zeitgeist back.
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El Gato Milf?
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"No, no, NO", screamed the Cats wardrobe technician, "I didn't say someone retail these girls - I SAID someone re-tail these girls".
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Mew, or Mew not, there is no try.
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I.See.Four.Highlights.
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When is a cat a dog?
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When Socks the Cat died, Bill Clinton called for auditions.
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I tawt I taw a puddy tang
Pussy Galore
So pussy's really are cheaper by the dozen?
4 blondes and 8 brunettes.
Puss'n'booty
Cinemax presents "Cats"
Hey, you on the end. This is the audition line for the sci fi movie The MILFord Wives... Batman's Joker wannabes are auditioning in Stage 3-a.
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Use corset in a sentence, bubba: "Corset ain't a Victoria's Secret photo shoot cause this ain't Thursday and none of these gals are purty."
The sixties called. They want their zeitgeist back.
El Gato Milf?
Yada, yada, yada, AoM's got the outfit, etc., etc., etc.
Pardon me whilst I whip out dis mouse in my pocket...
"No, no, NO", screamed the Cats wardrobe technician, "I didn't say someone retail these girls - I SAID someone re-tail these girls".
Mew, or Mew not, there is no try.
Seagrams attempts to market its new Pussy Liquor met no small amount of resistance.
I.See.Four.Highlights.
Sororities are great!
Take these ΙΕΠ pledges for example.
When is a cat a dog?
It's not bestiality if it hasn't got fur...right?
Somehow, der ladies of dah Kit Kat Klub - Wirgins, every one of dem - lost something without Bob Fosse directing ... like 20 pounds and the hairy pits.
Tiger's personal cheering and recreation support group, The Kittehs,, has their day shift pose for a group photo.
When Socks the Cat died, Bill Clinton called for auditions.
Vinney
ESPN's American Gladiators tries to boost ratings with a different form of half-time entertainment: Six fuglies each chug half a gallon of gatoraid and then compete in a no-claws-barred catfight to use a single kitty litter box.
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