Sunday, August 15, 2010

Don't Leave Home Without It



Best of Kaptain Krude
"When I said 'women and children first', I obviously meant 'women who are married to the captain and children under the age of 1 day first'. Having said this, I do believe that it is time for me to be abandoning ship in accordance with the stated procedures, but only after blaming the prior captain for not warning me of the possibilities of icebergs in the area. I'll be seeing you suckers later." How a conference would have gone if Obama had been the captain of the Titanic.

Best of HLam
"...and I brought along these life preservers to help save my Presidency."

Best of blue
"...and now, M'Chel & I join the Skipper, Gillian, the movie star, the professor and Maryann for a 3 hour tour. Since I raised taxes on the rich, Mr & Mrs Howell can no longer afford to go."

Best of GregMan
Pres. Soetero presides over the launching of the Navy's newest aircraft carrier, the U.S.S. Community Organizer.

Best of dadoctah
"...and now, it's off to gather all the animal of the world by twos."

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

TOTUS needs a vacation too (or is it toti when there are two of them)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The terrible black Mask of Oz roared - "Pay no attention to those oil soaked birds behind the curtain!"
Cowardly Lion: I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks, I do!
Wicked Witch of the West: Ah! You'll believe in more than that before we's finished with you.

-OR-

Since the dispersant disguised the oil problem so well, I've dispatched several billion drums of the stuff to the Rio Grande to help the massive influx of greasy undocumented latinos disappear faster into America's underground economy!

Kaptain Krude said...

"When I said 'women and children first', I obviously meant 'women who are married to the captain and children under the age of 1 day first'. Having said this, I do believe that it is time for me to be abandoning ship in accordance with the stated procedures, but only after blaming the prior captain for not warning me of the possibilities of icebergs in the area. I'll be seeing you suckers later." How a conference would have gone if Obama had been the captain of the Titanic.

Steve O said...

The wheels on the Bus go round and round... round and round... rounad and round.

The wheels on the Bus go round and round... allllll thoughhh the towwwwwnnn.

Steve O said...

Obama drives "The Bus of Recovery," casting off the "Republican Anchors" of capitalism, free markets, and individual choice.

JohnS1959 said...

The President shows off his newly acquired technology - the MegaPodium 2000. The MP2K is the latest in press conference support tools and comes with 16 teleprompters, a bowing assist system, rescue flotation devices (just in case), and a state of the art anchoring system designed to prevent the President from being swept away by adulating press correspondents. The MP2K reportedly cost the tax payers much less than a trip to Spain.

HLam said...

"...and I brought along these life preservers to help save my Presidency."


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"Yes, I know there are only two life preservers, one for me and one for the old white dude. We couldn't find any wide enough to go over M'chels hips so I guess she's shark bait (snicker...snicker)."


wv: "unwin" - Hopefully what Pres. Zero is going to do in 2012

blue said...

"...and now, M'Chel & I join the Skipper, Gillian, the movie star, the professor and Maryann for a 3 hour tour. Since I raised taxes on the rich, Mr & Mrs Howell can no longer afford to go."

GregMan said...

"Lookit my new race car! Vrooom, zoom zooom!!!"

Barry has way too much fun with an old cardboard box he found on the beach.

wv: lemice - le idiots is more like it

GregMan said...

Pres. Soetero presides over the launching of the Navy's newest aircraft carrier, the U.S.S. Community Organizer.

dub said...

Emerging from a swim in the Gulf Coast, John Kerry addresses the audience to announce there is still oil in the water.

dub said...

OMG!! Somali pirates stole Barry's teleprompter!

dadoctah said...

"...and now, it's off to gather all the animal of the world by twos."

metalgarth said...

"ok... which one of you jokers switched my speech with the text to Birth of A Nation"

Passionate Conservative said...

I, uh, want to thank the people of, uh, ah, uh, Gulfport, for, uh, not pissing on my teleprompter today, uh and thank you for disarming the, uh, ah, shit, what's the word? OPh yeah, voters!

Passionate Conservative said...

Robin, tell me again why I have to talk to these infidels?

Steve O said...

Don't worry Mr. President. Because there's only Press here we'll be ablt to photoshop in the adoring crowds later.

dadoctah said...

"It's not an RV, it's an Urban Assault Vehicle."

Rodney Dill said...

"...it will only be a three hour tour."