Sunday, August 15, 2010
Don't Leave Home Without It
Best of Kaptain Krude
"When I said 'women and children first', I obviously meant 'women who are married to the captain and children under the age of 1 day first'. Having said this, I do believe that it is time for me to be abandoning ship in accordance with the stated procedures, but only after blaming the prior captain for not warning me of the possibilities of icebergs in the area. I'll be seeing you suckers later." How a conference would have gone if Obama had been the captain of the Titanic.
Best of HLam
"...and I brought along these life preservers to help save my Presidency."
Best of blue
"...and now, M'Chel & I join the Skipper, Gillian, the movie star, the professor and Maryann for a 3 hour tour. Since I raised taxes on the rich, Mr & Mrs Howell can no longer afford to go."
Best of GregMan
Pres. Soetero presides over the launching of the Navy's newest aircraft carrier, the U.S.S. Community Organizer.
Best of dadoctah
"...and now, it's off to gather all the animal of the world by twos."