Friday, August 27, 2010

Dance Into the Fire

Brender

1. A 7th grade teacher in Missoula, Montana is in trouble over taking her class on a field trip to attend her Wiccan-Lesbian commitment ceremony.

2. "The preliminaries are so boring," Tyler sighed. "Can't we just do The Lottery and start with the stoning already?"

3. Witch burnings have gotten a lot more festive these days.

4. That's no way to treat a yeast infection!

5. Message for Moses, comin' through.

Best of dadoctah
School Spirit assembly at Strange World Of Arthur Brown Middle School.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Joining a gang has always involved pain... the 4-H Club proudly boasts it's own unique hazing ritual as a way to introduce white kids to the "benefits" of cultural diversity.

Best of prince of leaves
Tragically, 17 children had to be rushed to be burn unit at St. Joseph's after the evening's hot dog and baked beans dinner caught up with the girls.

Best of sonicfrog
Melisa Ethridge has found a new girlfriend....

Best of Mr Hankey
In a desperate move to increase recruitment, the Camp Fire girls perform their latest ritual.

10 comments:

dadoctah said...

School Spirit assembly at Strange World Of Arthur Brown Middle School.

Double the U said...

Although their was no forest for miles, and they were wearing expensive dresses, the indoctrination of Smokey the Bear worked.

Spin said...

The boys look around to see who else is going Commando.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tired of shaving's stubble and bumps? Waxing cost too much? Singe It is the hot new fad at Junior Burning Man. [not condoned by the US Forest Service]

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Joining a gang has always involved pain... the 4-H Club proudly boasts it's own unique hazing ritual as a way to introduce white kids to the "benefits" of cultural diversity.

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Children of the Corn VII
This sequel got an X-Rating, not so much because of how the kids roasted the s'mores... but how they ate them.

jj said...

Another biblical reference to the burning bush?

bush said...

I see London, I see France, I see....

prince of leaves said...

Tragically, 17 children had to be rushed to be burn unit at St. Joseph's after the evening's hot dog and baked beans dinner caught up with the girls.

sonicfrog said...

Melisa Ethridge has found a new girlfriend....

Mr Hankey said...

In a desperate move to increase recruitment, the Camp Fire girls perform their latest ritual.

rachel said...

"The preliminaries are so boring," Tyler sighed. "Can't we just do The Lottery and start with the stoning already?"

we have a winner :D