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Iranian Army Reserve mine-avoidance training is, to say the least, rudimentary.
"You're right, Fatima, the floor is sticky."
"Whew! I can't wait to get out of these veils into a cool mesh and Semtex vest."
The macarena subverts another mosque.
"Tighten those veils girls! Remember, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!"
John Kerry relives his NASA adventures.
Its fun to stay at the YWMA
...and then Stacy and Clinton's heads exploded.
Is that an exposed kankle I see? I'm reporting this perversion to the authorities.
Doing the Mecca-rena
The jokersters at Candid Camera thought it'd be a hoot to pipe Christian jazz tunes into a roomful of non-english speaking (sacred) cows. Fortunately for the women, veils prevented positive identification by a mob of infuriated radical husbands.-OR-Aljazeeracize classes are a popular way of sweating to the oldies while keeping tabs on exploding husbands. Newscasts bring a cheer and group hug... whenever a girl exclaims, "better than a divorce!"-OR-Now Everyone's A Suspect!Having nearly exhausted their list of infidel targets, radical muslim clerics now accuse CIA-sponsored ninjas of infiltrating the Iranian populace.WordVerify: shipe - the only thing big enough to deliver a congressman's shite promises
And ONE and TWO and ONE and *KABOOOOOM!!!!!*
The bad news is the terrorists have taken control of Thursdays. The good news is the women are starting to look better.
Rodney Dill said...Doing the Mecca-renaClose the comment section...we have a winner. Well done RD.
"You put your C4 in, you put your C4 out. You put your C4 in, and you shake it all about. You do the the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!"The "Gaza's Got Talent" pilot episode was met with mixed reviews.
After your 100th visit, you get a Curves-Faluja Bomb Vest.
you are right, Richard Simmons does look better in a burka!!
What's your stance on nuclear waste?
Orders for Fatima's Pilates video soared when she bundled it with her free "Guide to Becoming a Born Again Vestal Virgin" for the low low introductory price of 304,080 rials plus shipping and handling.
Practicing for the car swarm...
♩ ♫ Electric Avenue! ♪ ♬Before each public stoning, Iranian clerics broadcast a unique, allah-approved reality tv show - unrepentant hussies dancing a jig on electrified yoga mats.
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