Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Curves Goes Jihad

BrenderWhile I'm on vacation, I am posting open free for all caption bait.

21 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Iranian Army Reserve mine-avoidance training is, to say the least, rudimentary.

Jack Reacher said...

"You're right, Fatima, the floor is sticky."

Jack Reacher said...

"Whew! I can't wait to get out of these veils into a cool mesh and Semtex vest."

Dr. Doom said...

The macarena subverts another mosque.

HLam said...

"Tighten those veils girls! Remember, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!"

Rodney Dill said...

John Kerry relives his NASA adventures.

Rodney Dill said...

Its fun to stay at the YWMA

Rodney Dill said...

...and then Stacy and Clinton's heads exploded.

molson said...

Is that an exposed kankle I see? I'm reporting this perversion to the authorities.

Rodney Dill said...

Doing the Mecca-rena

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The jokersters at Candid Camera thought it'd be a hoot to pipe Christian jazz tunes into a roomful of non-english speaking (sacred) cows. Fortunately for the women, veils prevented positive identification by a mob of infuriated radical husbands.

-OR-

Aljazeeracize classes are a popular way of sweating to the oldies while keeping tabs on exploding husbands. Newscasts bring a cheer and group hug... whenever a girl exclaims, "better than a divorce!"

-OR-

Now Everyone's A Suspect!
Having nearly exhausted their list of infidel targets, radical muslim clerics now accuse CIA-sponsored ninjas of infiltrating the Iranian populace.

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dub said...

And ONE and TWO and ONE and *KABOOOOOM!!!!!*

dub said...

The bad news is the terrorists have taken control of Thursdays. The good news is the women are starting to look better.

dub said...

Rodney Dill said...
Doing the Mecca-rena


Close the comment section...we have a winner. Well done RD.

marco said...

"You put your C4 in, you put your C4 out. You put your C4 in, and you shake it all about. You do the the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!"

The "Gaza's Got Talent" pilot episode was met with mixed reviews.

Submariner said...

After your 100th visit, you get a Curves-Faluja Bomb Vest.

blue said...

you are right, Richard Simmons does look better in a burka!!

Rodney Dill said...

What's your stance on nuclear waste?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Orders for Fatima's Pilates video soared when she bundled it with her free "Guide to Becoming a Born Again Vestal Virgin" for the low low introductory price of 304,080 rials plus shipping and handling.

Submariner said...

Practicing for the car swarm...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

♩ ♫ Electric Avenue! ♪ ♬
Before each public stoning, Iranian clerics broadcast a unique, allah-approved reality tv show - unrepentant hussies dancing a jig on electrified yoga mats.