1. "You have very manly lips." "Thanks, Barack."
2. Shocked by the latest betrayal, the Teleprompter vowed revenge. The next press conference, he would feed Obama the entire script of Blazing Saddles.
3. Anyway you slice it, this counts as gay.
4. "Could you pretend to be a middle class taxpayer so I can spit in your mouth?"
5. Desperate to shore up his plummeting poll numbers, Obama tries re-Enacting the Kirk-Uhura kiss at the San Diego Trek Con.
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While M'chel vacations in Spain Barack acts on his impulse to follow the Doobies Bros. advice of "If you can't be, with the one you love, love the one you're with...."
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No longer content to merely bow to foreign dignitaries to show America's willingness to abase itself, Mr. Obama takes to making out with their grandparents.
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An uncomfortable and awkward silence, broken only by a smattering of disgusted groans, settled over the onlookers... as Obamalama gingerly returned Kagan's chewing gum.
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Obama paused and pondered the question "Is kissing an ugly old lesbian the same as kissing a guy?"
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I see you tried the salmon.
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Obama thought bubble: "I'm _definitely_ billin' Soros extra for this."
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Is anyone besides me getting a little tired of Betty White turning up in freaking *everything*?