Tuesday, August 03, 2010
1. This time, Sam Beckett passed on the customary "Oh boy," and opted for, "Ziggy! What the f-ck!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Wait! WAIT! I'm sure your mom was a wonderfully gentle creature. Maybe I was a bit hasty about supporting captive bolt slaughtering methods.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Although el Toro heeded Pedro's pleas of "not in the face!" things turned out badly.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Well Bruce, El Toro Grande does not seem to care for Francois' outfit at all", said the Fashion Correspondent.
"And who can blame him?", retorted Bruce the Fashionista, "This silly man apparently didn't get the memo about wearing red accessories in the morning. And that HAT, how amazingly GAUCHE".
Best of dub
We're gonna need more lube.
Best of Rodney Dill
Red Bull, give you dings.
Best of Submariner
Suddenly, "Juanita" questioned the wisdom of taking Tiajuana's lowest-cost-option sex-change operation...
Best of dadoctah
"Bugs Bunny made this look *so* much easier!"
Best of Silhouette
Why "You Pick" farms won't work for carnivores.
Best of Jack Reacher
That reminds me; I got a letter from the IRS today...
Best of GregMan
Trips through the Labyrinth became much more interesting after the Minotaur caught Teh Ghey.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Don't graze me, bro!"