Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Bull Hits

While I am vacating, please finish this unfinished captioning opportunity.

1. This time, Sam Beckett passed on the customary "Oh boy," and opted for, "Ziggy! What the f-ck!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Wait! WAIT! I'm sure your mom was a wonderfully gentle creature. Maybe I was a bit hasty about supporting captive bolt slaughtering methods.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Although el Toro heeded Pedro's pleas of "not in the face!" things turned out badly.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Well Bruce, El Toro Grande does not seem to care for Francois' outfit at all", said the Fashion Correspondent.
"And who can blame him?", retorted Bruce the Fashionista, "This silly man apparently didn't get the memo about wearing red accessories in the morning. And that HAT, how amazingly GAUCHE".

Best of dub
We're gonna need more lube.

Best of Rodney Dill
Red Bull, give you dings.

Best of Submariner
Suddenly, "Juanita" questioned the wisdom of taking Tiajuana's lowest-cost-option sex-change operation...

Best of dadoctah
"Bugs Bunny made this look *so* much easier!"

Best of Silhouette
Why "You Pick" farms won't work for carnivores.

Best of Jack Reacher
That reminds me; I got a letter from the IRS today...

Best of GregMan
Trips through the Labyrinth became much more interesting after the Minotaur caught Teh Ghey.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Don't graze me, bro!"

31 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

God doesn't like silly little hats either.

Rodney Dill said...

Red Bull, give you dings.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wildlife Safety FAQs written by PETA, page 19 -
What to do in an encounter with a wild bull: Lie down in missionary position, act sexy, say you want to have it's baby.

-OR-

Third world country prostate exams are exciting as well as humiliating.

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Murphy's Law #2794: There's never a stunt double around when you need one.

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Running Bull meets Mr. Pamplona

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Wait! WAIT! I'm sure your mom was a wonderfully gentle creature. Maybe I was a bit hasty about supporting captive bolt slaughtering methods.

Anonymous said...

"Senor, how do you like your steak"?

Vinney

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Although el Toro heeded Pedro's pleas of "not in the face!" things turned out badly.

Dr. Doom said...

"Well Bruce, El Toro Grande does not seem to care for Francois' outfit at all", said the Fashion Correspondent.

"And who can blame him?", retorted Bruce the Fashionista, "This silly man apparently didn't get the memo about wearing red accessories in the morning. And that HAT, how amazingly GAUCHE".

dub said...

We're gonna need more lube.

dub said...

Beef. Its what's for foreplay.

dub said...

Following a rash of fat jokes, Dub is assaulted by yet another Thursday babe.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Rodney Dill said...
Red Bull, give you dings.



Excellent!

Submariner said...

OJA


Looks like the mountain oysters will be small tomorrow...

Submariner said...

Suddenly, "Juanita" questioned the wisdom of taking Tiajuana's lowest-cost-option sex-change operation...




v word - messi - sure is...

Double the U said...

and Matt Drudge never used the term "bull dyke" again.

dadoctah said...

"Bugs Bunny made this look *so* much easier!"

Silhouette said...

Why "You Pick" farms won't work for carnivores.

VW: torio

dadoctah said...

SB 1070: making the punishment fit the crime.

Spin said...

WWTGD*

*
what would Temple Grandin do?

Jack Reacher said...

That reminds me; I got a letter from the IRS today...

Jack Reacher said...

Dear "Cattle Rancher Monthly,"
I never thought those stories in your magazine were real, until just today I had an experience that changed my mind...

blue said...

I thought only masseuse's were Gored!

Submariner said...

That's when Greg realized that it didn't look like his annual appraisal was gonna be too good, this year...

GregMan said...

Spencer Ackerman reacts to the attack in his customary manner.

GregMan said...

"When you said I was going to be Gored, I thought it had something to do with releasing my chakra!"

GregMan said...

Trips through the Labyrinth became much more interesting after the Minotaur caught Teh Ghey.

sonicfrog said...

Ewwwww! Cow Cooties!!!!!

Jay Guevara said...

"Don't graze me, bro!"

molson said...

Dude! You are about to be so full of bull.

Rodney Dill said...

Goucho OUCH-o

(WV: ticled - bet it didn't)

Steve O said...

Marco puckers a bit as he begins a bit of performance art called "Obamacare in Action"

Oiao said...

'Ewwwwwwwwwwweee! Don't touch me! I'm a vegan!'