While I am vacating, please finish this unfinished captioning opportunity.1. This time, Sam Beckett passed on the customary "Oh boy," and opted for, "Ziggy! What the f-ck!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Wait! WAIT! I'm sure your mom was a wonderfully gentle creature. Maybe I was a bit hasty about supporting captive bolt slaughtering methods.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Although el Toro heeded Pedro's pleas of "not in the face!" things turned out badly.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Well Bruce, El Toro Grande does not seem to care for Francois' outfit at all", said the Fashion Correspondent.
"And who can blame him?", retorted Bruce the Fashionista, "This silly man apparently didn't get the memo about wearing red accessories in the morning. And that HAT, how amazingly GAUCHE".
Best of dub
We're gonna need more lube.
Best of Rodney Dill
Red Bull, give you dings.
Best of Submariner
Suddenly, "Juanita" questioned the wisdom of taking Tiajuana's lowest-cost-option sex-change operation...
Best of dadoctah
"Bugs Bunny made this look *so* much easier!"
Best of Silhouette
Why "You Pick" farms won't work for carnivores.
Best of Jack Reacher
That reminds me; I got a letter from the IRS today...
Best of GregMan
Trips through the Labyrinth became much more interesting after the Minotaur caught Teh Ghey.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Don't graze me, bro!"
31 comments:
God doesn't like silly little hats either.
Red Bull, give you dings.
Wildlife Safety FAQs written by PETA, page 19 -
What to do in an encounter with a wild bull: Lie down in missionary position, act sexy, say you want to have it's baby.
-OR-
Third world country prostate exams are exciting as well as humiliating.
-OR-
Murphy's Law #2794: There's never a stunt double around when you need one.
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Running Bull meets Mr. Pamplona
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Wait! WAIT! I'm sure your mom was a wonderfully gentle creature. Maybe I was a bit hasty about supporting captive bolt slaughtering methods.
"Senor, how do you like your steak"?
Vinney
Although el Toro heeded Pedro's pleas of "not in the face!" things turned out badly.
"Well Bruce, El Toro Grande does not seem to care for Francois' outfit at all", said the Fashion Correspondent.
"And who can blame him?", retorted Bruce the Fashionista, "This silly man apparently didn't get the memo about wearing red accessories in the morning. And that HAT, how amazingly GAUCHE".
We're gonna need more lube.
Beef. Its what's for foreplay.
Following a rash of fat jokes, Dub is assaulted by yet another Thursday babe.
Rodney Dill said...
Red Bull, give you dings.
Excellent!
OJA
Looks like the mountain oysters will be small tomorrow...
Suddenly, "Juanita" questioned the wisdom of taking Tiajuana's lowest-cost-option sex-change operation...
v word - messi - sure is...
and Matt Drudge never used the term "bull dyke" again.
"Bugs Bunny made this look *so* much easier!"
Why "You Pick" farms won't work for carnivores.
VW: torio
SB 1070: making the punishment fit the crime.
WWTGD*
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what would Temple Grandin do?
That reminds me; I got a letter from the IRS today...
Dear "Cattle Rancher Monthly,"
I never thought those stories in your magazine were real, until just today I had an experience that changed my mind...
I thought only masseuse's were Gored!
That's when Greg realized that it didn't look like his annual appraisal was gonna be too good, this year...
Spencer Ackerman reacts to the attack in his customary manner.
"When you said I was going to be Gored, I thought it had something to do with releasing my chakra!"
Trips through the Labyrinth became much more interesting after the Minotaur caught Teh Ghey.
Ewwwww! Cow Cooties!!!!!
"Don't graze me, bro!"
Dude! You are about to be so full of bull.
Goucho OUCH-o
(WV: ticled - bet it didn't)
Marco puckers a bit as he begins a bit of performance art called "Obamacare in Action"
'Ewwwwwwwwwwweee! Don't touch me! I'm a vegan!'
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