Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Big Love... and I mean REALLY Big Love

K Is P

1. "Oh, Dawn. I haven't been this happy since we looted that Old Navy after the Pistons won the championship."

2. "Please don't eat me."

3. "Hey! You're not a woman! You're Prince!"

4. "We can have hot Afro-Lesbian sex anytime, but Futurama's on right now."

5. Yarrr! Lickbeard the Pirate claims another wench.

14 comments:

blue said...

and when M'Chel gets back all excited from spending taxpayers money in Spain we can have a Big Girls 3-way.......

dub said...

Aw....it looks like M'chelle and Sasha are having a great vacation.

Wait...that's who?? Sorry, they all look alike.

dub said...

Its ok...we'll get some more Kool Aid at the next port.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

So, did the Black Entertainment Network remake "Flubber" or "The Blob"?

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Don't these emaciated waifs look as if they've suffered? Unlike the lucky ones left behind on the dark continent, that is. Definitely deserving of reparations.

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I'm reminded of a children's game... hungry hungry hippos.

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Sing it with me now... ♩ ♫ "I feel the earth move, under my feet" ♪ ♬

Anonymous said...

It's good to be Queen.

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

"Would you like me to pump your bilge?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Is it right here? Is that where the dorsal fin used to be?"

Jack Reacher said...

"So are you dolphin-safe?"

JohnS1959 said...

"Yes they have McDonald's here in Spain", said Halle, "but don't let the First Lady catch you skipping out on the $1500 a plate tapas feast, Queen".

Rodney Dill said...

"Just what do you mean, 'Up Periscope', Bitch!"

Kaptain Krude said...

...and then it hit Queen Latifah: "Tiny Dancer" was the best. song. ever.

blue said...

The Besbians (Black lesbians)don't care if their butts look fat!

curly said...

Army Girls Gone Wild!

molson said...

Based on the evidence gathered so far, we can conclude lesbian sex is not slimming.