1. "Oh, Dawn. I haven't been this happy since we looted that Old Navy after the Pistons won the championship."
2. "Please don't eat me."
3. "Hey! You're not a woman! You're Prince!"
4. "We can have hot Afro-Lesbian sex anytime, but Futurama's on right now."
5. Yarrr! Lickbeard the Pirate claims another wench.
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and when M'Chel gets back all excited from spending taxpayers money in Spain we can have a Big Girls 3-way.......
Aw....it looks like M'chelle and Sasha are having a great vacation.
Wait...that's who?? Sorry, they all look alike.
Its ok...we'll get some more Kool Aid at the next port.
So, did the Black Entertainment Network remake "Flubber" or "The Blob"?
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Don't these emaciated waifs look as if they've suffered? Unlike the lucky ones left behind on the dark continent, that is. Definitely deserving of reparations.
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I'm reminded of a children's game... hungry hungry hippos.
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Sing it with me now... ♩ ♫ "I feel the earth move, under my feet" ♪ ♬
It's good to be Queen.
Vinney
"Would you like me to pump your bilge?"
"Is it right here? Is that where the dorsal fin used to be?"
"So are you dolphin-safe?"
"Yes they have McDonald's here in Spain", said Halle, "but don't let the First Lady catch you skipping out on the $1500 a plate tapas feast, Queen".
"Just what do you mean, 'Up Periscope', Bitch!"
...and then it hit Queen Latifah: "Tiny Dancer" was the best. song. ever.
The Besbians (Black lesbians)don't care if their butts look fat!
Army Girls Gone Wild!
Based on the evidence gathered so far, we can conclude lesbian sex is not slimming.
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