Monday, August 09, 2010

Bammy Loves Sweaty Basketball Players

ESPN


1. Though he missed every shot, Obama demanded credit for "creating or saving over 6,000,000 baskets."

2. "Your macarena is awesome, Mr. President."

3. Anything beyond a simple fist bump is far too complicated for the former community organizer.

4. "But observe how a slow-moving finger can pierce your force field, Obamatreides."

5. "Nice game, Mr. President, but did you have to bring your own personal cheering squad?" "Can't help it. Matthews and Sullivan follow me everywhere. The short skirts and pom-poms are fetching, though."

Best of Vinney
"No, Mister President, you da' man"!

Best of Dr. Hardcrab
Bammy couldn't even grasp the concept of what to do when someone asks him to pull their finger...

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
The guys laughed with admiration as Obama explained the moves he put on Justice Kagan

Best of molson
That's your pimp hand? Naw man that sh!t be weak.

Best of Spin
After watchin you play I'm believin you be 'at least' half white.
ATDHE

Best of Kaptain Krude
"It's not midnight yet, Mr. President. No basketball for you!"

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

"No, Mister President, you da' man"!

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Now what's this shit about people making more than $250,000"?

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"You're are the President?" yeah right, and I am Michael Jorden"
"No, No seriously guys, I am the President of the United States"

JohnS1959 said...

"Wow, You had the bowling lanes removed and added your own full court?", asked Jamal. "And you had the rims plated with platinum and the glass made from baccarat crystal?", queried LeShan? "And all paid for by some fancy hotel in Spain?", they asked. "Yep", smirked the President, "We call that a Chi-Town hook shot, boys"

dub said...

Coming to a theater near you this Fall....Gorillas In The Mist, Part 2.

Dr. Hardcrab said...

Bammy couldn't even grasp the concept of what to do when someone asks him to pull their finger...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

the guys laughed with admiration as Obama explained the moves he put on Justice Kagan

molson said...

High five high taxes.

molson said...
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molson said...

That's your pimp hand? Naw man that sh!t be weak.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yeah, I saw dat V da K photo! White beeatches wit da buzzers on dare palms. I coulda haz any of 'em, but Clinton probly already did 'em all. LOLOLOLOL

-OR-

Heard on the Secret Service Channel
zzz breaker POTUS EYE 1 and POTUS EYE 3 zzz ... Just a reminder, you morons... he's the black in the BLACK and white jersey, not the black in the BLUE and white jersey! zzzz

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man, your approval rating has dropped nearly 30 points in a year and a half! Thirty points! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! So, um, no, we won't pose for pictures with you!"

Spin said...

After watchin you play I'm believin you be 'at least' half white.


ATDHE

VW - liqualmy. a comment in itself

Jay Guevara said...

"Congrats on having your conviction overturned on appeal."

"Hey, congrats to _you_ for gankin' da Man! Dat Harvard bullshit was da bomb!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Scissors cuts paper! You lose again, chump! You owe me another billion!"

Jay Guevara said...

"No shit? They elected _you_ President?"

"Word."

Kaptain Krude said...

"It's not midnight yet, Mr. President. No basketball for you!"

Dr. Doom said...

"No seriously, white men really can't jump.", said Mr. Obama. "Hang on, I'll get Biden in here and prove it to you."

dadoctah said...

"The West Wing" returns in September, but now it's on the CW.