1. Though he missed every shot, Obama demanded credit for "creating or saving over 6,000,000 baskets."
2. "Your macarena is awesome, Mr. President."
3. Anything beyond a simple fist bump is far too complicated for the former community organizer.
4. "But observe how a slow-moving finger can pierce your force field, Obamatreides."
5. "Nice game, Mr. President, but did you have to bring your own personal cheering squad?" "Can't help it. Matthews and Sullivan follow me everywhere. The short skirts and pom-poms are fetching, though."
Best of Vinney
"No, Mister President, you da' man"!
Best of Dr. Hardcrab
Bammy couldn't even grasp the concept of what to do when someone asks him to pull their finger...
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
The guys laughed with admiration as Obama explained the moves he put on Justice Kagan
Best of molson
That's your pimp hand? Naw man that sh!t be weak.
Best of Spin
After watchin you play I'm believin you be 'at least' half white.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"It's not midnight yet, Mr. President. No basketball for you!"