Friday, August 20, 2010

Attack of the the Eye Creature

Brender

1. In 2020, the monument to Nancy Pelosi's Investigations was unveiled.

2. "That reminds me, Un Chien Andalou is playing at the Art House Theater tonight."

3. "Well, my guess is a Tex Avery wolf saw a hot chick and got stuck that way."

4. The roll-out of Apple's new iBall was accompanied by the usual hype.

5. ORA: "Look Out! Here Comes a 200 Foot Ben Stein!"


Best of Rodney Dill
While Sauron had perished, his son continued to thrive as an opthamologist in Newark, New Jersy.

Best of Dr. Doom
Godzilla vs. Mothra the aftermath...

Best of metalgarth
No one will be spared when "the Residents" get their ultimate revenge.

Best of Matt the K
"Aiiieeeeee! Gohzirrr-eye!!!!"

Threadwinner: HLam
Marty Feldman's tombstone was a BIG hit with his fans.

Best of paul
Apple's new iEye.

Best of sonicfrog
ORA: The Decency Squad gets a chance to show their stuff in the new Tick 3-D movie!

Best of metalgarth
10 minutes earlier, King Kong was just minding his own business playing with his Red Rider BB-Gun.

Best of racerboy
NOBODY MOVE!!!

My contact just fell out...

Best of Submariner
Check 4th St. These things normally travel in pairs...

Best of dadoctah
"...and all I could think", said Jerry Henderson, OD, upon seeing the sculpture marking the entrance to his office, contributed by a grateful patient, "was thank god I'm not a proctologist".

Best of dub
Sorry, but it doesnt take an eye that big to see the gut on the chick in the purple shirt.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nearly 100% of NY residents polled said it was a helluva lot better idea than a freaking mosque.

Best of Adriane
Well, Eye, for one, welcome our new Optic Overlords ...

36 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

While Sauron had perished, his son continued to thrive as an opthamologist in Newark, New Jersy.

Rodney Dill said...

"I'll keep an eye out for you."

Rodney Dill said...

"Think that's the new iPhone?"

Dr. Doom said...

Big Sister's new scanning device wathces what you pack before you leave the house...

Dr. Doom said...

Godzilla vs. Mothra the aftermath...

Dr. Doom said...

With a growing dread, the politicians realized the people had been watching them...

metalgarth said...

No one will be spared when "the Residents" get their ultimate revenge.

Matt the K said...

"Aiiieeeeee! Gohzirrr-eye!!!!"

Matt the K said...

"Eye'll be seeing you, in all the old familiar places..."

HLam said...

Marty Feldman's tombstone was a BIG hit with his fans.

paul said...

Apple's new iEye.

sonicfrog said...

In yet another boneheaded denial by the Obama administration, Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano insisted there has not been an increase in warrantless citizen surveillance.

JohnS1959 said...

"You better watch yerself", said Bubba, "I got my eye on you boy"!

sonicfrog said...

ORA: The Decency Squad gets a chance to show their stuff in the new Tick 3-D movie!

metalgarth said...

10 minutes earlier, King Kong was just minding his own business playing with his Red Rider BB-Gun.

racerboy said...

I saw what you did there...

...and there, and there, and theretoo...

racerboy said...

NOBODY MOVE!!!

My contact just fell out...

blue said...

no one even noticed that the democrats were observing their every move

Submariner said...

Check 4th St. These things normally travel in pairs...

Submariner said...

I guess it really DID make her brown eye blue.

Submariner said...

"Must be a virgin." Sully simpered...

jj said...

Imagine how big that vagina is!

Submariner said...

ORA, Kinda;

"All hail I! All hail I!"

Submariner said...

Darth's trying to camoflage the Tie fighters again, eh?

dadoctah said...

"...and all I could think", said Jerry Henderson, OD, upon seeing the sculpture marking the entrance to his office, contributed by a grateful patient, "was thank god I'm not a proctologist".

dadoctah said...

Coming this fall from Peter Jackson: Sauron in the Big City.

dub said...

"Dammit" Sullivan mutters to himself in search engine disappointment..."I Googled for 'giant BROWN-eye', not blue".

dub said...

Sorry, but it doesnt take an eye that big to see the gut on the chick in the purple shirt.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Front end crash tests on monster trucks resulted in test dummy parts flying everywhere.

-OR-

When cataract-plagued Cyclopticans from planet Gersnitz~11 heard how easy it was for illegal aliens to get free healthcare and drivers licenses, it started raining eyeballs.

-OR-

The balloon grazed a hot dog vendor's cart, caught fire, and without missing a beat, some sick intercourse in the crowd yelled, "Oh, the humanity!"

-OR-

At first, psychiatrists were baffled at the sudden increase in cases of paranoid schizophrenia among city residents.

-OR-

Nearly 100% of NY residents polled said it was a helluva lot better idea than a freaking mosque.

Spin said...

Joe Francis invents 'The Downblouser'

Spin said...

Jury selection in the Blago re-trial begins today.

Spin said...

Diogenes of Sinope continues his quest.

dadoctah said...

Did you ever get the feeling you were being...watched?

Spin said...

Even Ron Jeremy wouldn't shoot at that eye.

Adriane said...

Well, Eye, for one, welcome our new Optic Overlords ...

molson said...

I see.