1. Nothing like the last summer weekend on Fire Island.
2. After Don't Ask-Don't Tell was ended, the Navy revised its SEAL Training exercises.
3. MTV never again invited Anderson Cooper to MC a Spring Break.
4. The crew of Excalibur wondered why the holodeck was always so sticky after Captain Sulu used it.
5. Ang Lee's first children's movie, Brokeback Sneetches.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Patterned after Soviet-style reeducation gulags, Obamalama's concerted effort to stamp out homophobia includes 30-day internment in desensitization camps. "Clean and jerk" face offs and HARD labor take on new meanings.
Best of dub
Sullys search for Asian seamen was just a bit off.
Best of blue
The long line for tickets to Homo Con lead to some interesting diversions.
Best of divine miss m
Gearing up for the charge of the Breech Loader Brigade.
Best of Submariner
Reminds me of that Italian ghey bar - "Innuendo."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"No, I don't think sarge said that the reward is a kiss for each one successfully done."
Best of Dr. Doom
The competition to be Barney Frank's Congressional Page gets tougher every year.
Best of dadoctah
"As your agent, it's down to either this or 'So You Think You Can Dance'. Which is it gonna be, Mr Hasselhoff?"
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Patterned after Soviet-style reeducation gulags, Obamalama's concerted effort to stamp out homophobia includes 30-day internment in desensitization camps. "Clean and jerk" face offs and HARD labor take on new meanings.
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The photo's caption reads... "South Korean special forces ... simulated a sea landing." Welllll, unless they're partners are being used as human shields, this seems like a very awkward way to storm a beach. No wonder North Korea still thinks they've a fighting chance.
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Guess that's why they're called Special Forces. They're thimply faaabulous!
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Korean version of Brokeback Mountain?
WordVerify: quire - c'mon, you know how to pronounce it!
There's an interesting slant to exercises.
"Now drop and give me 8!"
*notes the Asian faces*
"Correction, now drop and give me 3!"
Sullys search for Asian seamen was just a bit off.
As Italian men the world over all thought "dooood, dat's a sweet necklace. I gots to gets me one of dem!"
The long line for tickets to Homo Con lead to some interesting diversions.
Viagra testing was 'do or die'.
Gearing up for the charge of the Breech Loader Brigade.
The Queen Berets experience a little hard training.
In Korea, stomach crunches you.
Reminds me of that Italian ghey bar - "Innuendo."
Forget the crawl, we're practicing the back stroke.
You three on the right end fail for being unable to get it up.
Gimme a Y!
"No, I don't think sarge said that the reward is a kiss for each one successfully done."
Camp Homo had a most rigerous PT program. If you thought the sit ups were tough, the squats were something else.
Vinney
The competition to be Barney Frank's Congressional Page gets tougher every year.
"Well done men", shouted the DI, "but remember - your performance doesn't mean we'll be swapping spit in the shower later... Ok maybe it does."
"As your agent, it's down to either this or 'So You Think You Can Dance'. Which is it gonna be, Mr Hasselhoff?"
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