Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Ang Lee's First Beach Blanket Movie

Brender
1. Nothing like the last summer weekend on Fire Island.

2. After Don't Ask-Don't Tell was ended, the Navy revised its SEAL Training exercises.

3. MTV never again invited Anderson Cooper to MC a Spring Break.

4. The crew of Excalibur wondered why the holodeck was always so sticky after Captain Sulu used it.

5. Ang Lee's first children's movie, Brokeback Sneetches.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Patterned after Soviet-style reeducation gulags, Obamalama's concerted effort to stamp out homophobia includes 30-day internment in desensitization camps. "Clean and jerk" face offs and HARD labor take on new meanings.

Best of dub
Sullys search for Asian seamen was just a bit off.

Best of blue
The long line for tickets to Homo Con lead to some interesting diversions.

Best of divine miss m
Gearing up for the charge of the Breech Loader Brigade.

Best of Submariner
Reminds me of that Italian ghey bar - "Innuendo."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"No, I don't think sarge said that the reward is a kiss for each one successfully done."

Best of Dr. Doom
The competition to be Barney Frank's Congressional Page gets tougher every year.

Best of dadoctah
"As your agent, it's down to either this or 'So You Think You Can Dance'. Which is it gonna be, Mr Hasselhoff?"

19 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Patterned after Soviet-style reeducation gulags, Obamalama's concerted effort to stamp out homophobia includes 30-day internment in desensitization camps. "Clean and jerk" face offs and HARD labor take on new meanings.

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The photo's caption reads... "South Korean special forces ... simulated a sea landing." Welllll, unless they're partners are being used as human shields, this seems like a very awkward way to storm a beach. No wonder North Korea still thinks they've a fighting chance.

-OR-

Guess that's why they're called Special Forces. They're thimply faaabulous!

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Korean version of Brokeback Mountain?

WordVerify: quire - c'mon, you know how to pronounce it!

dub said...

There's an interesting slant to exercises.

dub said...

"Now drop and give me 8!"

*notes the Asian faces*

"Correction, now drop and give me 3!"

dub said...

Sullys search for Asian seamen was just a bit off.

dub said...

As Italian men the world over all thought "dooood, dat's a sweet necklace. I gots to gets me one of dem!"

blue said...

The long line for tickets to Homo Con lead to some interesting diversions.

Mr. Hankey said...

Viagra testing was 'do or die'.

divine miss m said...

Gearing up for the charge of the Breech Loader Brigade.

molson said...

The Queen Berets experience a little hard training.

Jack Reacher said...

In Korea, stomach crunches you.

Submariner said...

Reminds me of that Italian ghey bar - "Innuendo."

Submariner said...

Forget the crawl, we're practicing the back stroke.

Submariner said...

You three on the right end fail for being unable to get it up.

Dactyl said...

Gimme a Y!

Kaptain Krude said...

"No, I don't think sarge said that the reward is a kiss for each one successfully done."

Anonymous said...

Camp Homo had a most rigerous PT program. If you thought the sit ups were tough, the squats were something else.

Vinney

Dr. Doom said...

The competition to be Barney Frank's Congressional Page gets tougher every year.

Dr. Doom said...

"Well done men", shouted the DI, "but remember - your performance doesn't mean we'll be swapping spit in the shower later... Ok maybe it does."

dadoctah said...

"As your agent, it's down to either this or 'So You Think You Can Dance'. Which is it gonna be, Mr Hasselhoff?"