1. Nothing like the last summer weekend on Fire Island.
2. After Don't Ask-Don't Tell was ended, the Navy revised its SEAL Training exercises.
3. MTV never again invited Anderson Cooper to MC a Spring Break.
4. The crew of Excalibur wondered why the holodeck was always so sticky after Captain Sulu used it.
5. Ang Lee's first children's movie, Brokeback Sneetches.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Patterned after Soviet-style reeducation gulags, Obamalama's concerted effort to stamp out homophobia includes 30-day internment in desensitization camps. "Clean and jerk" face offs and HARD labor take on new meanings.
Best of dub
Sullys search for Asian seamen was just a bit off.
Best of blue
The long line for tickets to Homo Con lead to some interesting diversions.
Best of divine miss m
Gearing up for the charge of the Breech Loader Brigade.
Best of Submariner
Reminds me of that Italian ghey bar - "Innuendo."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"No, I don't think sarge said that the reward is a kiss for each one successfully done."
Best of Dr. Doom
The competition to be Barney Frank's Congressional Page gets tougher every year.
Best of dadoctah
"As your agent, it's down to either this or 'So You Think You Can Dance'. Which is it gonna be, Mr Hasselhoff?"