Tuesday, August 31, 2010

American Towelie Bond


1. "Well, legally and technically Anderson Cooper just hired us to clean his pool, but if you want any kind of a decent tip, you'll frolic, gaw dam you!"

2. "Don't be silly. I am way more nubile than you."

3. "Didn't I see you at Comic-Con last week?"

4. "Pardon me, are those Bugger Boy jeans you're wearing?"

5. "OK, You kids can stay on my lawn," Old Man Sullivan yelled from his doorway.

Best of divine miss m
Know the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner?

Neither one of them has a Lamborghini.

Best of GregMan
We all knew what to expect when Ang Lee remade "The Parent Trap".

Best of Mr. Hankey
Scenes from the movie of the screenwriting of Ben Affleck & Matt Damon's Good Will Hunting.

Best of Tim
In a perfect world this is Peter Labarbara and Ben Brown meeting in college.

Best of dub
Magnification of the tattoo reveals "If you can read this, your lack of a gag reflex is great".

Best of robert
Hey - I saw that on People of Abercromie.

Best of molson
Fetch the Gimp.

Fetch! I said Fetch!

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, you're a Democrat too? What are the odds?"

Best of JohnS1959
The fight was intense but Bruce won by virtue of his wedgie proof underwear...

Best of Vinney
"Hey Todd, let me show you a great way I learned to do sit ups."

22 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Now that's just creepy, and it makes me a bit peeved at V for not getting the female Israeli soldiers to pose like that a couple weeks back. I'm just saying.

WordVerify: staff - oh for the love of whatever, WordVerify IS a sick intercourse, too!

dub said...

Pardon me...would you happen to have any Grey Poopon?

divine miss m said...

Know the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner?


Neither one of them has a Lamborghini.

GregMan said...

We all knew what to expect when Ang Lee remade "The Parent Trap".

GregMan said...

I see Army Of Mom was at the two-for-one sale.

GregMan said...

Lance and Steve changed their names to Abdul and Achmed just to get into Greg Gutfield's gay bar next door to the Ground Zero mosque.

dadoctah said...

Drop the temperature another ten degrees and we can get started cutting that glass....

Mr. Hankey said...

The day The Bachelor jumped the shark.

Mr. Hankey said...

Scenes from the movie of the screenwriting of Ben Affleck & Matt Damon's Good Will Hunting.

Tim said...

In a perfect world this is Peter Labarbara an Ben brown meeting in college.

dub said...

Magnification of the tattoo reveals "If you can read this, your lack of a gag reflex is great".

robert said...

Come hear you big ol' hunk o' burnin' man.

Fool! You'll never make People of WalMart looking like that!

Hey - I saw that on People of Abercromie.

You... wanna see my Underoos?

molson said...

Get the Gimp.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ah, I see some members of Journolist are meeting in person now.

divine miss m said...

Standard cap #42; you can all sing along if you want to:

Gerald Fitzpatrick....

Jack Reacher said...

You meet the nicest people at New Jersey highway rest areas.

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, you're a Democrat too? What are the odds?"

JohnS1959 said...

The Safe Schools Czar and the Umbrella Czar begin negotiations.

JohnS1959 said...

The fight was intense but Bruce won by virtue of his wedgie proof underwear...

Adriane said...

Come up to my place and we'll ... um, do some laundry. Yeah, that's it. Laundry.

Anonymous said...

At Camp Twink, we take young boys and mold them into strapping men...no, no, no, forget that.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Hey Todd, let me show you a great way I learned to do sit ups."

Vinney