1. "Well, legally and technically Anderson Cooper just hired us to clean his pool, but if you want any kind of a decent tip, you'll frolic, gaw dam you!"
2. "Don't be silly. I am way more nubile than you."
3. "Didn't I see you at Comic-Con last week?"
4. "Pardon me, are those Bugger Boy jeans you're wearing?"
5. "OK, You kids can stay on my lawn," Old Man Sullivan yelled from his doorway.
Best of divine miss m
Know the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner?
Neither one of them has a Lamborghini.
Best of GregMan
We all knew what to expect when Ang Lee remade "The Parent Trap".
Best of Mr. Hankey
Scenes from the movie of the screenwriting of Ben Affleck & Matt Damon's Good Will Hunting.
Best of Tim
In a perfect world this is Peter Labarbara and Ben Brown meeting in college.
Best of dub
Magnification of the tattoo reveals "If you can read this, your lack of a gag reflex is great".
Best of robert
Hey - I saw that on People of Abercromie.
Best of molson
Fetch the Gimp.
Fetch! I said Fetch!
Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, you're a Democrat too? What are the odds?"
Best of JohnS1959
The fight was intense but Bruce won by virtue of his wedgie proof underwear...
Best of Vinney
"Hey Todd, let me show you a great way I learned to do sit ups."
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Now that's just creepy, and it makes me a bit peeved at V for not getting the female Israeli soldiers to pose like that a couple weeks back. I'm just saying.
WordVerify: staff - oh for the love of whatever, WordVerify IS a sick intercourse, too!
Pardon me...would you happen to have any Grey Poopon?
Know the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner?
Neither one of them has a Lamborghini.
We all knew what to expect when Ang Lee remade "The Parent Trap".
I see Army Of Mom was at the two-for-one sale.
Lance and Steve changed their names to Abdul and Achmed just to get into Greg Gutfield's gay bar next door to the Ground Zero mosque.
Drop the temperature another ten degrees and we can get started cutting that glass....
The day The Bachelor jumped the shark.
Scenes from the movie of the screenwriting of Ben Affleck & Matt Damon's Good Will Hunting.
In a perfect world this is Peter Labarbara an Ben brown meeting in college.
Magnification of the tattoo reveals "If you can read this, your lack of a gag reflex is great".
Come hear you big ol' hunk o' burnin' man.
Fool! You'll never make People of WalMart looking like that!
Hey - I saw that on People of Abercromie.
You... wanna see my Underoos?
Get the Gimp.
Ah, I see some members of Journolist are meeting in person now.
Standard cap #42; you can all sing along if you want to:
Gerald Fitzpatrick....
You meet the nicest people at New Jersey highway rest areas.
"Hey, you're a Democrat too? What are the odds?"
The Safe Schools Czar and the Umbrella Czar begin negotiations.
The fight was intense but Bruce won by virtue of his wedgie proof underwear...
Come up to my place and we'll ... um, do some laundry. Yeah, that's it. Laundry.
At Camp Twink, we take young boys and mold them into strapping men...no, no, no, forget that.
Vinney
"Hey Todd, let me show you a great way I learned to do sit ups."
Vinney
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