Tuesday, August 31, 2010
American Towelie Bond
1. "Well, legally and technically Anderson Cooper just hired us to clean his pool, but if you want any kind of a decent tip, you'll frolic, gaw dam you!"
2. "Don't be silly. I am way more nubile than you."
3. "Didn't I see you at Comic-Con last week?"
4. "Pardon me, are those Bugger Boy jeans you're wearing?"
5. "OK, You kids can stay on my lawn," Old Man Sullivan yelled from his doorway.
Best of divine miss m
Know the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner?
Neither one of them has a Lamborghini.
Best of GregMan
We all knew what to expect when Ang Lee remade "The Parent Trap".
Best of Mr. Hankey
Scenes from the movie of the screenwriting of Ben Affleck & Matt Damon's Good Will Hunting.
Best of Tim
In a perfect world this is Peter Labarbara and Ben Brown meeting in college.
Best of dub
Magnification of the tattoo reveals "If you can read this, your lack of a gag reflex is great".
Best of robert
Hey - I saw that on People of Abercromie.
Best of molson
Fetch the Gimp.
Fetch! I said Fetch!
Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, you're a Democrat too? What are the odds?"
Best of JohnS1959
The fight was intense but Bruce won by virtue of his wedgie proof underwear...
Best of Vinney
"Hey Todd, let me show you a great way I learned to do sit ups."