1. When they won the gold, Bruce's dad was so proud he almost took the shotgun out of his mouth.
2. "Bitches! Anyone can look good in basic black," Johnny Weir simpered.
3. Sodomites on Ice was paid for by a grant from the NEA and Barney Frank's $4 million Stimulus earmark.
4. Somewhere, Rick's dad is recalling all those days he got up at 5 AM to take his son to hockey practice and wondering if Bruce's dad still has that shotgun.
5. Obligatory Brokeback Mountain Reference: Ang Lee remakes Slapshot.
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After their set Bruce and Ty demanded a chromosone test just for grins.
Vinney
Someone tell Captain Cankles there on the left that Thursday is still a couple days away.
The newest minor league hockey team, the San Fransisco Ice Queens, take to the ice for their first team practice.
The perfect pastime for guys too macho for soccer.
In one of history's amusing ironies, the great great great grandson of William H. Seward, Sr. was involved in an icy folly too, only this one really did bring shame and disgrace on the family name.
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Being stationed at a Siberian outpost is something no Russian soldier ever looks forward to... not because of the cold or lack of women, but because he could draw one of the short straws on Icecapades Night.
With little else to do while waiting for VtheK to post the Best Of's, Bruce and Todd decide to practice their big dance number for the Folsom Street Ice Capades.
After being left out of the NHL draft yet again, Quentin and Lance wonder if it might be them after all.
Everyone knew that letting Barney Frank coach the U.S. Olympic Men's Ice Hockey Team would be a huge mistake, but no one had the heart to do anything about it.
...and the lowest-rated show on Spike TV is....
wv: nellbos. Yeah. That fits.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! Todd, I just got called about an opening at Jet Blue"!
Vinney
Maybe this Harding/Kerrigan reunion tour was not such a great idea after all...
AssCapades
wv: chilling. Not making this up.
Rahm! You look mahrvelous!
WV: mangful...Don't even go there
My greatest fear? Razor stubble sweetie.
Its a wonder they can keep the ice frozen.
Kyle & Jonny take bows after performing their Cornhole routine for a national audience.
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