1. When they won the gold, Bruce's dad was so proud he almost took the shotgun out of his mouth.
2. "Bitches! Anyone can look good in basic black," Johnny Weir simpered.
3. Sodomites on Ice was paid for by a grant from the NEA and Barney Frank's $4 million Stimulus earmark.
4. Somewhere, Rick's dad is recalling all those days he got up at 5 AM to take his son to hockey practice and wondering if Bruce's dad still has that shotgun.
5. Obligatory Brokeback Mountain Reference: Ang Lee remakes Slapshot.