Sunday, August 29, 2010

Aieee! Gojira!

Sorry, just had to say that.



Best of blue
Aieee! Glenn Beck!

Best of Double the U
Stop saying my shirt says "queer" in English, I know it says "Japan"

Best of Mr Hankey
With 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, Kyle-San rushes the pitchers mound and attacks ala Hari-Kari.

Best of jj
I don't care if he is a member of Congress, keep that funny sounding guy away from me!

Threadwinner" Dactyl
Ball to the crotch. Take your base.

Best of Adjustah
"Expelliamus! Whoops, I think I just Expelliamused in my pants just a little..."

Best of Dr. Doom
"I am too a batter!", screamed Shoji, "And I am not a broken ladder!"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Look Out!!!! Obama is riding his bike again!!

Best of dub
Hey, dont yell at us kid....your country started it.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Little League Taunts -
Those aren't teriyaki sauce stains on your shorts!
Your mother's a Geisha on the Ginza!
Well, your grandmother wears foot bindings!
Your house is made of recycled rice paper!
Your eyes don't slant!
You throw like a 3-fingered yakuza!

Best of Submariner
Arr you bases ah berong to us!

Best of Spin
"Rosie, you stop that 'ching-chong' clap this minute"

28 comments:

blue said...

Aieee! Obama!


(equal time)


Aieee! Glenn Beck!

Double the U said...

Stop saying my shirt says "queer" in English, I know it says "Japan"

Mr Hankey said...

With 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, Kyle-San rushes the pitchers mound and attacks ala Hari-Kari.

Steve O said...

Ohara prepares to kick some gaijan butt!

jj said...

I don't care if he is a member of Congress, keep that funny sounding guy away from me!

Dactyl said...

Ball to the crotch. Take your base.

dadoctah said...

The Last Ballbender.

Oiao said...

"Banzi!"

prince of leaves said...

"Hah!" Kaito screamed as he pulled with all his might. "This'll teach you to run out in the infield naked while I'M pitching!"

Adjustah said...

"Expelliamus! Whoops, I think I just Expelliamused in my pants just a little..."

Dr. Doom said...

Baseball chatter is taken a little more seriously in Japan.

Dr. Doom said...

"I am too a batter!", screamed Shoji, "And I am not a broken ladder!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Look Out!!!! Obama is riding his bike again!!

dub said...

Hey, dont yell at us kid....your country started it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Press Statement by Pitcher's Attorney - My client maintains that there was absolutely no connection between the epithets hurled by the plaintiff and the bean ball hurled immediately thereafter.

-OR-

Little League Taunts -
Those aren't teriyaki sauce stains on your shorts!
Your mother's a Geisha on the Ginza!
Well, your grandmother wears foot bindings!
Your house is made of recycled rice paper!
Your eyes don't slant!
You throw like a 3-fingered yakuza!

Rodney Dill said...

Pitcher... I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

"I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy."

Rodney Dill said...

Four Barr

Rodney Dill said...

Hiro hitto

Rodney Dill said...

refty

blue said...

MSM rewrite of Jan 8th, 1941 headlines...."The Little League World Series came to an end on Sunday when Japan defeated Hawaii in the World Series championship game."

blue said...

Ok I meant Dec 7th, 1941

Submariner said...

Nah, Blue, the headlines would have been on the 8th...

Submariner said...

Arr you bases ah berong to us!

Spin said...

"Rosie, you stop that 'ching-chong' clap this minute"


VW - fervag. not Rosie's I would hope.

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

Submariner said...

My daddy was NOT Steve Garvey!

jj said...

First, Discovery Channel....next, MSNBC...



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