Sorry, just had to say that.
Best of blue
Aieee! Glenn Beck!
Best of Double the U
Stop saying my shirt says "queer" in English, I know it says "Japan"
Best of Mr Hankey
With 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, Kyle-San rushes the pitchers mound and attacks ala Hari-Kari.
Best of jj
I don't care if he is a member of Congress, keep that funny sounding guy away from me!
Threadwinner" Dactyl
Ball to the crotch. Take your base.
Best of Adjustah
"Expelliamus! Whoops, I think I just Expelliamused in my pants just a little..."
Best of Dr. Doom
"I am too a batter!", screamed Shoji, "And I am not a broken ladder!"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Look Out!!!! Obama is riding his bike again!!
Best of dub
Hey, dont yell at us kid....your country started it.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Little League Taunts -
Those aren't teriyaki sauce stains on your shorts!
Your mother's a Geisha on the Ginza!
Well, your grandmother wears foot bindings!
Your house is made of recycled rice paper!
Your eyes don't slant!
You throw like a 3-fingered yakuza!
Best of Submariner
Arr you bases ah berong to us!
Best of Spin
"Rosie, you stop that 'ching-chong' clap this minute"

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Aieee! Obama!
(equal time)
Aieee! Glenn Beck!
Stop saying my shirt says "queer" in English, I know it says "Japan"
With 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, Kyle-San rushes the pitchers mound and attacks ala Hari-Kari.
Ohara prepares to kick some gaijan butt!
I don't care if he is a member of Congress, keep that funny sounding guy away from me!
Ball to the crotch. Take your base.
The Last Ballbender.
"Banzi!"
"Hah!" Kaito screamed as he pulled with all his might. "This'll teach you to run out in the infield naked while I'M pitching!"
"Expelliamus! Whoops, I think I just Expelliamused in my pants just a little..."
Baseball chatter is taken a little more seriously in Japan.
"I am too a batter!", screamed Shoji, "And I am not a broken ladder!"
Look Out!!!! Obama is riding his bike again!!
Hey, dont yell at us kid....your country started it.
Press Statement by Pitcher's Attorney - My client maintains that there was absolutely no connection between the epithets hurled by the plaintiff and the bean ball hurled immediately thereafter.
-OR-
Little League Taunts -
Those aren't teriyaki sauce stains on your shorts!
Your mother's a Geisha on the Ginza!
Well, your grandmother wears foot bindings!
Your house is made of recycled rice paper!
Your eyes don't slant!
You throw like a 3-fingered yakuza!
Pitcher... I don't even know her.
"I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy."
Four Barr
Hiro hitto
refty
MSM rewrite of Jan 8th, 1941 headlines...."The Little League World Series came to an end on Sunday when Japan defeated Hawaii in the World Series championship game."
Ok I meant Dec 7th, 1941
Nah, Blue, the headlines would have been on the 8th...
Arr you bases ah berong to us!
"Rosie, you stop that 'ching-chong' clap this minute"
VW - fervag. not Rosie's I would hope.
"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
My daddy was NOT Steve Garvey!
First, Discovery Channel....next, MSNBC...
What? Too Soon?
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