Sorry, just had to say that.
Best of blue
Aieee! Glenn Beck!
Best of Double the U
Stop saying my shirt says "queer" in English, I know it says "Japan"
Best of Mr Hankey
With 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, Kyle-San rushes the pitchers mound and attacks ala Hari-Kari.
Best of jj
I don't care if he is a member of Congress, keep that funny sounding guy away from me!
Ball to the crotch. Take your base.
Best of Adjustah
"Expelliamus! Whoops, I think I just Expelliamused in my pants just a little..."
Best of Dr. Doom
"I am too a batter!", screamed Shoji, "And I am not a broken ladder!"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Look Out!!!! Obama is riding his bike again!!
Best of dub
Hey, dont yell at us kid....your country started it.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Little League Taunts -
Those aren't teriyaki sauce stains on your shorts!
Your mother's a Geisha on the Ginza!
Well, your grandmother wears foot bindings!
Your house is made of recycled rice paper!
Your eyes don't slant!
You throw like a 3-fingered yakuza!
Best of Submariner
Arr you bases ah berong to us!
Best of Spin
"Rosie, you stop that 'ching-chong' clap this minute"