Friday, July 30, 2010

Your Lack of Fries Is Not the Most Disturbing Thing About This Tableau

blue and Subby

1. "I told some ten year old I'd do his bidding and... yadda yadda yadda..."

2. Whew! That's a relief. For a minute, I thought lunch was gonna be California Cuisine.

3. Lord Vader's Forced Labor Day BBQ marked the traditional end of summer on Coruscant.

4. "What could I do? He said he didn't mind the sand. I hate the sand. Lousy sand-lover."

5. "Put it in Boss Nass's bed. Just a warning not to go against the family. I mean, we can't exactly threaten that he'll sleep with the fishes. He's into that."

34 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good baster at your side, kid."

Rodney Dill said...

"It's the only edible part, the rest was all shit and fat meat."

Rodney Dill said...

May the sauce be with you.

Rodney Dill said...

"I find your lack of Basil disturbing."

Rodney Dill said...

"All your Basil are belong to us."

Rodney Dill said...

"So he actually beat Chewbacca at chess?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Last McBinks I had gave me the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs."

Rodney Dill said...

"you want flies widdat?"

Jack Reacher said...

"You wanted a prize with your McGalaxy Happy Meal? I got yer prize right here."

Jack Reacher said...

"You know, it tastes like chicken."

Jack Reacher said...

Ah, I see Joren VanDerSloot of Arubamax 12 has arrived.

Jack Reacher said...

"We have brought you the head of Glenn Binks, Master Olbermann, as you have asked. What? Glenn Beck? Oh, shit."

sonicfrog said...

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rodney Dill said...

"They're kinda tough and stringy... may the floss be with you."

Rodney Dill said...

"BAM!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

"I think I've found the solution to illegal aliens."

Rodney Dill said...

It's more palatable after the jump to hyper-spice.

Rodney Dill said...

"They're selling well, but I keep getting warnings from Crane, Poole, and Schmidt about violating Interstellar laws."

Rodney Dill said...

"I call my latest dish the Stuttering Marine."

Submariner said...

Had this been the ending to that episode, audiences would have given a standing ovation. I'm just sayin...

blue said...

"Order for M'Chel, order for M'Chel...."

Anonymous said...

"Sir, you asked for the head of Sarah Jessica Parker."

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"Now let's introduce the Travel Channel's Adam Richman...."

dadoctah said...

"...or if you're looking for something a little less formal, how about some Ewok sliders?"

wv: enlathqu. The name Obi-Wan Kenobi uses when he checks into a hotel without luggage.

Submariner said...

no, No, NO!
I asked you to serve MAN

Submariner said...

OPRAH*

We-ell, it's better than the horse penis they served me in that Thai restaurant...




*old posting reference alert, homies

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Binks Happy Meal
Available at your local McDonald's Fly-Thru for a limited time only. Nutritional label in 419827 languages!

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Bon App├ętit!
The Rosie O'Donnell Restaurant staff presents one of her favorite entrees... you can almost hear her cackling - "Binks is a dish best served cold."

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History records that nobody warned Jar Jar not to pinch Queen Amidala's butt.

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Julia Child Tip #7023: A good chef knows never to put a Binks head in a microwave. Removing baked on exploded eyeball goo is the pits.

molson said...

This is not the head we're looking for.

Steve O said...

Lord Vadar making the best of a bad situation.

Steve O said...

"Mesa taste like chicken!"

-- Famouse last words.

Submariner said...

Jar Jar Binks?

This trooper said he was Alfredo Garcia...

JohnS1959 said...
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JohnS1959 said...

Jar Jar never realized how serious his decision to stop financialy backing the Clintons really was...

Submariner said...

Trust a Trooper;
When Darth says he GARE-OHN_TEEs you'll quit smoking or your money back? He means it. And ain't nobody, ever, got their money back...