1. "I told some ten year old I'd do his bidding and... yadda yadda yadda..."
2. Whew! That's a relief. For a minute, I thought lunch was gonna be California Cuisine.
3. Lord Vader's Forced Labor Day BBQ marked the traditional end of summer on Coruscant.
4. "What could I do? He said he didn't mind the sand. I hate the sand. Lousy sand-lover."
5. "Put it in Boss Nass's bed. Just a warning not to go against the family. I mean, we can't exactly threaten that he'll sleep with the fishes. He's into that."
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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good baster at your side, kid."
"It's the only edible part, the rest was all shit and fat meat."
May the sauce be with you.
"I find your lack of Basil disturbing."
"All your Basil are belong to us."
"So he actually beat Chewbacca at chess?"
"Last McBinks I had gave me the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs."
"you want flies widdat?"
"You wanted a prize with your McGalaxy Happy Meal? I got yer prize right here."
"You know, it tastes like chicken."
Ah, I see Joren VanDerSloot of Arubamax 12 has arrived.
"We have brought you the head of Glenn Binks, Master Olbermann, as you have asked. What? Glenn Beck? Oh, shit."
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"They're kinda tough and stringy... may the floss be with you."
"BAM!!!"
"I think I've found the solution to illegal aliens."
It's more palatable after the jump to hyper-spice.
"They're selling well, but I keep getting warnings from Crane, Poole, and Schmidt about violating Interstellar laws."
"I call my latest dish the Stuttering Marine."
Had this been the ending to that episode, audiences would have given a standing ovation. I'm just sayin...
"Order for M'Chel, order for M'Chel...."
"Sir, you asked for the head of Sarah Jessica Parker."
Vinney
"Now let's introduce the Travel Channel's Adam Richman...."
"...or if you're looking for something a little less formal, how about some Ewok sliders?"
wv: enlathqu. The name Obi-Wan Kenobi uses when he checks into a hotel without luggage.
no, No, NO!
I asked you to serve MAN
OPRAH*
We-ell, it's better than the horse penis they served me in that Thai restaurant...
*old posting reference alert, homies
The Binks Happy Meal
Available at your local McDonald's Fly-Thru for a limited time only. Nutritional label in 419827 languages!
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Bon Appétit!
The Rosie O'Donnell Restaurant staff presents one of her favorite entrees... you can almost hear her cackling - "Binks is a dish best served cold."
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History records that nobody warned Jar Jar not to pinch Queen Amidala's butt.
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Julia Child Tip #7023: A good chef knows never to put a Binks head in a microwave. Removing baked on exploded eyeball goo is the pits.
This is not the head we're looking for.
Lord Vadar making the best of a bad situation.
"Mesa taste like chicken!"
-- Famouse last words.
Jar Jar Binks?
This trooper said he was Alfredo Garcia...
Jar Jar never realized how serious his decision to stop financialy backing the Clintons really was...
Trust a Trooper;
When Darth says he GARE-OHN_TEEs you'll quit smoking or your money back? He means it. And ain't nobody, ever, got their money back...
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