Monday, July 12, 2010

Yeah, Whoever Won, You're Still Gay




Best of skinnydipinacid
I've seen pre-game stretches leading up to the big game before, but I've never seen post-game stretches leading to the big post-game locker room orgy?

Best of Adriane
Ang Lee's remake of Bend It Like Beckham ... well, let's just say the new emphasis was on the Bend and not so much the Beckham ...

Best of Jay Guevara
The Barney Frank Furters loosen up before the big game.

Best of dadoctah
I bet Paul the Prognosticating Octopus didn't predict *this*!

Best of molson
Here let me help you stretch something.

Best of Rodney Dill
...later the charges were reduced to 'Just Following Too Close.'

30 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"So, Felippe, do you think the stimulus package is working?"
"Ah, Francois, it seems to be."

Anonymous said...

In the gay community you can hear: GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skinnydipinacid said...

I've seen pre-game stretches leading up to the big game before, but I've never seen post-game stretches leading to the big post-game locker room orgy?

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

AoM observed that she would like a few stretches like that...

dub said...

I hear he gives good headers.

Submariner said...

Bend, and...
SNAP!




v word - imper - evidently Blogger couldn't decide if it was going for the wimper or simper meme.

Submariner said...

Glad to see someone finally took that Vodaphone call.

Submariner said...

No, but last night we DID stay at a Holiday-Ay-AYYYY INNNNNNNN!

Submariner said...

HEDDIN TEH BALL; UR DUIN IT TEH GHEY!

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "After the game I think I'll go to the beach and point out things I'd like to do..."

GregMan said...

There was a soccer game last weekend?

GregMan said...

I see the Folsom Street Buttbangers are getting ready for their World Cup debut.

GregMan said...

The game strategy employed by new coach Andrew Sullivan was confusing but oddly enjoyable.

Adriane said...

Ang Lee's remake of Bend It Like Beckham ... well, let's just say the new emphasis was on the Bend and not so much the Beckham ...

Jay Guevara said...

To play soccer you need to stretch out your sphincter?

Jay Guevara said...

The Barney Frank Furters loosen up before the big game.

wv: layed (!)

sonicfrog said...

Wait.... I'm confused. Is it Tuesday already???

Anonymous said...

Richard Simmons warm up exercises were a bit "over the top" and the bottom too.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"Vuvuzelas always make me a little randy."

dadoctah said...

I bet Paul the Prognosticating Octopus didn't predict *this*!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's said that the GLTB Soccer Federation's new crotchless uniform really opened up Pandora's Box... a real can of worms.

-OR-

Feel the Burn!
Coach Merriman's warm-up exercises were less like Pilates and more like X-rated Twister.

-OR-

Soccer Position Vernacular: Some players enjoy getting shafted, others prefer the pole position.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Some may pooh pooh this, but soccer players claim running butt drills are just as difficult as running football agility drills. That is, just as tough not to trip up while making short directed movements through staggered holes.

-OR-

There sure is a world of difference between Tuesdays and dubalicious Thursdays!

blue said...

"I'd like to experiment with Elmo!"

Ben Dover said...

"Hey, you used camera angle and perspective tricks to make it look like I'm something I'm not! This is b*llshit, man-- I'm a Top!

molson said...

Why don't you warm this bit up right here.

molson said...

Here let me help you stretch something.

Rodney Dill said...

...later the charges were reduced to 'Just Following Too Close.'

Submariner said...

Exploring his mate's nether-lands.




v word - essorr - he might not be yet, but he probably will be.

mega said...

"OW! M-f**ker. Hey, here's an idea. Next time I'LL be the president and YOU be the American taxpayer."