Sunday, July 18, 2010

Yeah, Another Frakkin' Free for All

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Best of Matt the K
Best wishes to you and your family from me and the rest of the Jessica-Parker family.

Best of Double the U
Quit complaining guys, whenever I ask if you want to do something different you always say "neigh"

Best of dadoctah
Little-known movie trivia: after the success of 1968's "Planet of the Apes", all sorts of ripoffs of the concept were tried. The low-budget "Pony World" is remembered today only for its one saving grace: a guy in a horse's head and racing silks riding on the back of a near-nude Julie Newmar.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Hung like a Horse" was one lost episode of The Prisoner Patrick McGoogan never wanted aired.

Best of Adriane
Never, never turn over auditions for Equus to a My Little Pony production assistant ...

Best of dadoctah
I guess now we know what happens when a cowboy drops acid.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Senator Kerry's family reunions are always the highlight of the summer.

Best of mega
"Just stay off facebook this time," their handler told them, as a whole new crop of Russian secret agents attempted to blend in to everyday American life.

Best of Submariner
Look at the frakkin line! And I gotta p!ss like a, well, you know...

Best of sonicfrog
Just moments before the sad tragedy, Ol' Gray Fred tried desperately to alert his fellow patrons about the run-away hay trailer barreling toward them. But, unfortunately for all, he was a little horse that morning.

Best of JohnS1959
MoveOn.org attempts the old trojan horse ploy to infiltrate the Tea Party rally...

32 comments:

Oiao said...

The Enumclaw annual parade.

Matt the K said...

Best wishes to you and your family from me and the rest of the Jessica-Parker family.

Matt the K said...

Knights patiently line up to jump the Queen.

Double the U said...

Quit complaining guys, whenever I ask if you want to do something different you always say "neigh"

dadoctah said...

Little-known movie trivia: after the success of 1968's "Planet of the Apes", all sorts of ripoffs of the concept were tried. The low-budget "Pony World" is remembered today only for its one saving grace: a guy in a horse's head and racing silks riding on the back of a near-nude Julie Newmar.

dub said...

Obligatory Capshun #312: Happy Thursday Everyone!!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"wherever we go everyone makes fun of our umbrella - just don't understand it"

Spin said...

Lampwick shouted:
"Alright you nags back on the merry-go-round"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Hung like a Horse" was one lost episode of The Prisoner Patrick McGoogan never wanted aired.

-OR-

Hell hath no fury like a voodoo priestess who loses big at the track.

-OR-

White Horse Thawtbubble - Hell, look at this gang of brown horses. I'm on the wrong side of the tracks!

Adriane said...

Never, never turn over auditions for Equus to a My Little Pony production assistant ...

dadoctah said...

I guess now we know what happens when a cowboy drops acid.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Come on guys, let's get out of here. This place is nothing but a dog-and-pony show. *pause* Well, you know what I mean."



(Too bad these guys aren't wearing pig masks. Then the caption would have been: "Come on Frank, this place is nothing but a sausage factory. *pause* Well, you know what I mean.")

Kaptain Krude said...

Standard caption #44: "Why the long face?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Senator Kerry's family reunions are always the highlight of the summer.




(That's mean, isn't it?)

Kaptain Krude said...

"No need for pushing, guys, there's plenty of room for everybody. No need to jockey for position. *pause* Well, you know what I mean."

mega said...

The niqab ban in France accomplished nothing, as creative work-arounds were instantly developed in the Moslem community.

mega said...

"Just stay off facebook this time," their handler told them, as a whole new crop of Russian secret agents attempted to blend in to everyday American life.

Adriane said...

"Sauce for the goose", sniffed the Kentucky thoroughbreds, as they lined up to watch the Boston marathon.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Just an innocent little goof bureaucrats make -
Today the FDA admitted it should have added a warning note about a side effect to Viagra besides priapasm. (announcement comes after 8 retiring officials get cushy jobs in the pharma industry)

-OR-

If you can keep your head while all about you
Yeah, Barnie, I dread the day I hear from don Carlissi, too. But, we wanted to win a big race, right? You can't say he didn't mumble a warning... "Someday, I will ask you for a favor."

WordVerify: obike - what you say when you want to get your bicycle's attention

Rodney Dill said...

The Enumclaw annual parade.

Must be some kind of Hay Pride event....

Submariner said...

Who knew that SJ Parker's family reunions were such formal affairs?

Submariner said...

Not that I liked the first set, but I think I like the New Village People even less...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "I DO< so hope it doesn't turn out to be a 'mudder race' like last year; I just had the tux cleaned and pressed..."

Submariner said...

Look at the frakkin line! And I gotta p!ss like a, well, you know...

Submariner said...

Is it twue what they say about your kind?




v word - drainker - now we have southern ebonics, too?

sonicfrog said...

Just moments before the sad tragedy, Ol' Gray Fred tried desperately to alert his fellow patrons about the run-away hay trailer barreling toward them. But, unfortunately for all, he was a little horse that morning.

JohnS1959 said...

MoveOn.org attempts the old trojan horse ploy to infiltrate the Tea Party rally...

JohnS1959 said...

To their chagrin senators discovered what was required of them in that health care bill they passed...

Passionate Conservative said...

So here's the horse's head. The horse's ass is in the White House.

Submariner said...

Tryouts for the lead in Ang Lee's remake of "My Friend Flicka" were unusual to say the least.

dadoctah said...

Now, does anyone *still* think there's no evidence that professional poker players use steroids?

Submariner said...

Indianapolis decided to go formal for Media Day during the lead up to Superbowl XLIV.