1. Actually, the more humiliating part of Tiger's performance came later when Bob Barker beat the crap out of him.
2. "There's a tiny little person on the the golf ball. I think she wants to have sex with me." Tiger Hears a Ho.
3. And as John Steed pummeled him to death with the umbrella, Tiger spent his last moments regretting his hook-up with Emma Peel.
4. "What's the matter, little white ball? Don't you wanna be with your own kind?" Tiger regrets hiring Shirley Sherrod as his "Ball Whisperer" coach.
5. "If he can sink this putt, I bet him and a pack of his buddies are gonna gang rape some white woman who looks like a f**king pig in heat ." Mel Gibson's first and last day as an ESPN announcer.
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Race you to the hole! Ready, set ...