Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ashleigh was voted Most Likely to Never Get a Traffic Ticket.
Best of GregMan
"Wow, that Spot can sure run!" Kristi expands her intellectual horizons.
Best of GregMan
"This book is so funny! All these letters and no pictures! Why would anyone want a book like this?"
Best of Matt the K
Don't worry, Ashlynn comes with her own English-to-Bimbo dictionary.
Best of dadoctah
Just to mess with your narrow-minded presumptions, she's both a fully qualified neurosurgeon *and* a particle physicist.
Best of mega
"This is so weird...it's like a whole bunch of tweets, strung together, on a piece of thin bark. Is this some old-person thing, like Myspace?"
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Title of Book: "How to Remove a Chastity Belt"
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How sad! This says 4 Brazilians died in an earthquake. How many is in a brazilian?
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When used on a motivational poster for Teacher Recruitment Day, this picture is said to have brought in 300% more applicants than usual. Unfortunately, half of them were already on the sex offenders list.
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AUTOMATIC A? You are doing it RIGHT!
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Whoever said profiling is wrong is a retard.
Ashleigh was voted Most Likely to Never Get a Traffic Ticket.
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Couldn't you just stare and drool at blondes all day long? It took Sweety to point out that the girl's holding the book upside down. I didn't even notice a book.
She really needs to shave her ass crack.
"Wow, that Spot can sure run!" Kristi expands her intellectual horizons.
"This book is so funny! All these letters and no pictures! Why would anyone want a book like this?"
See Tiger, it says right here in this book of words:
Blow Job: Ur doin' it rong.
Now if one more cop asks me to take a breathalyzer...
Hey baby, want a copy of my nude surfing picture? It shows me hanging 4.
Don't worry, Ashlynn comes with her own English-to-Bimbo dictionary.
Just to mess with your narrow-minded presumptions, she's both a fully qualified neurosurgeon *and* a particle physicist.
"This is so weird...it's like a whole bunch of tweets, strung together, on a piece of thin bark. Is this some old-person thing, like Myspace?"
"I'd like to hear HER read some words..."
I voted for Obama, so I'll just keep on smiling and pretend to read as the O-tanic nosedives for the bottom.
Title of Book: "How to Remove a Chastity Belt"
That is pretty much what summer school looks like at my local community college. Shhhh, don't let my wife know.
I have some books at home you might like to read honey.
Fap? I can't find "fap" anywhere in this dictionary.
What a silly book this is! It defines a google as a "One" followed by a hundred zeroes! Like, if a hundred zeroes will follow a "One", then, like, a zillion zeroes will follow a "Ten" like me! Tee-hee!
How sad! This says 4 Brazilians died in an earthquake. How many is in a brazilian?
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WHAT.DOES.A.YELLOW.LIGHT.MEAN?
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