Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Steve and Friend and a Creepy-Ass Smile


1. "Happy birthday!" "Scandi Midget Porn? How did you know?"

2. "Oh, Steve. You've made me the happiest man on Earth. Yes! Yes! I will marry you."

3. "Ha! Look at the faggy emo kid in the leather cuffs. Wait! That's my son."

4. "Is... is... is that your wang?"

5. "My God! It's full of Obama speeches!"

Best of Double the U
ORA: An IPod with illegal possessed Deep Purple songs, how did you ever know?

Best of JohnS1959
I have no idea what it is but I must have one. No make that two!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, this is great. I can't wait to show Dawn this captioning site."

Best of Jack Reacher
"So this Prince guy says the Internet is over? The Internet says Prince was over, oh, about twelve years ago."

Best of Adriane
Doctor ... Doctor ... I'm ...beautiful!!!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gosh, if you're Edison Carter, then THAT must be Max Headroom messing with Apple's signal strength bars!
Yep, now pull your thumb out of Max's ear or he's going to kill you.

Best of Spin
Wow, an app that is powered by your life-force.
Well say hi to Trotsky.

Best of Matt the K
Medvedev loves his new iCommie. And also his iPhone.

Best of mega
"And here's the pic of me and Obummer eating a cheesburger so people will think we respect him. I titled this pic 'What a douche'"

22 comments:

Double the U said...

ORA: An IPod with illegal possessed Deep Purple songs, how did you ever know?

dadoctah said...

Frank liked nothing better than to taunt mimes with his smart phone, knowing that despite all its fancy apps, its primary function was still of no use to them.

JohnS1959 said...

I have no idea what it is but I must have one. No make that two!

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, this is great. I can't wait to show Dawn this captioning site."

Jack Reacher said...

"Where do the Viewmaster slides go?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I just updated my Facebook status to 'shilling for a rich doofus.'"

Jack Reacher said...

"So this Prince guy says the Internet is over? The Internet says Prince was over, oh, about twelve years ago."

Army of Dad said...

ALL UR APPS ARE BELONG TO US.

dub said...

Dude, check out my new Zune!

Adriane said...

Doctor ... Doctor ... I'm ...beautiful!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gosh, if you're Edison Carter, then THAT must be Max Headroom messing with Apple's signal strength bars!
Yep, now pull your thumb out of Max's ear or he's going to kill you.

Spin said...

Wow, an app that is powered by your life-force.
Well say hi to Trotsky.

Matt the K said...

"In Soviet Russia, Apple watches you."
"Yeah, its the same in America too."

Matt the K said...

Medvedev loves his new iCommie. And also his iPhone.

Matt the K said...

See, when you hold the phone just the right way, you can't hear the screaming of dissidents.

dadoctah said...

With the latest app, it's not just Ceiling Cat who watches you masturbate.

Rodney Dill said...

iPutz

Rodney Dill said...

"So it does all this, but you can't use it as a phone?"
"Yep, there's an ass for that."

molson said...

Ohhhhhh! That ain't no apple.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wow, so this is how huge you were before you contracted that wasting disease? You were a real chub!

-OR-

Some people are too stupid to live
Okay, Mr. Death, you want me to look into the camera, say "Cheese!" and send the photo to my 100 closest friends. Then what?

WordVerify: shord - sheep farmer's past pluperfect tense for shear, as in have sheared, had shord, done been shorn

mega said...

"This is cool. But I don't need these time-wasting gamer apps. Is there a way to use this thing to kill Georgians or shut off the natgas supply to Europe?"

mega said...

"And here's the pic of me and Obummer eating a cheesburger so people will think we respect him. I titled this pic 'What a douche'"