1. "Happy birthday!" "Scandi Midget Porn? How did you know?"
2. "Oh, Steve. You've made me the happiest man on Earth. Yes! Yes! I will marry you."
3. "Ha! Look at the faggy emo kid in the leather cuffs. Wait! That's my son."
4. "Is... is... is that your wang?"
5. "My God! It's full of Obama speeches!"
Best of Double the U
ORA: An IPod with illegal possessed Deep Purple songs, how did you ever know?
Best of JohnS1959
I have no idea what it is but I must have one. No make that two!
Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, this is great. I can't wait to show Dawn this captioning site."
Best of Jack Reacher
"So this Prince guy says the Internet is over? The Internet says Prince was over, oh, about twelve years ago."
Best of Adriane
Doctor ... Doctor ... I'm ...beautiful!!!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gosh, if you're Edison Carter, then THAT must be Max Headroom messing with Apple's signal strength bars!
Yep, now pull your thumb out of Max's ear or he's going to kill you.
Best of Spin
Wow, an app that is powered by your life-force.
Well say hi to Trotsky.
Best of Matt the K
Medvedev loves his new iCommie. And also his iPhone.
Best of mega
"And here's the pic of me and Obummer eating a cheesburger so people will think we respect him. I titled this pic 'What a douche'"
22 comments:
ORA: An IPod with illegal possessed Deep Purple songs, how did you ever know?
Frank liked nothing better than to taunt mimes with his smart phone, knowing that despite all its fancy apps, its primary function was still of no use to them.
I have no idea what it is but I must have one. No make that two!
"Oh, this is great. I can't wait to show Dawn this captioning site."
"Where do the Viewmaster slides go?"
"I just updated my Facebook status to 'shilling for a rich doofus.'"
"So this Prince guy says the Internet is over? The Internet says Prince was over, oh, about twelve years ago."
ALL UR APPS ARE BELONG TO US.
Dude, check out my new Zune!
Doctor ... Doctor ... I'm ...beautiful!!!
Gosh, if you're Edison Carter, then THAT must be Max Headroom messing with Apple's signal strength bars!
Yep, now pull your thumb out of Max's ear or he's going to kill you.
Wow, an app that is powered by your life-force.
Well say hi to Trotsky.
"In Soviet Russia, Apple watches you."
"Yeah, its the same in America too."
Medvedev loves his new iCommie. And also his iPhone.
See, when you hold the phone just the right way, you can't hear the screaming of dissidents.
With the latest app, it's not just Ceiling Cat who watches you masturbate.
iPutz
"So it does all this, but you can't use it as a phone?"
"Yep, there's an ass for that."
Ohhhhhh! That ain't no apple.
Wow, so this is how huge you were before you contracted that wasting disease? You were a real chub!
-OR-
Some people are too stupid to live
Okay, Mr. Death, you want me to look into the camera, say "Cheese!" and send the photo to my 100 closest friends. Then what?
WordVerify: shord - sheep farmer's past pluperfect tense for shear, as in have sheared, had shord, done been shorn
"This is cool. But I don't need these time-wasting gamer apps. Is there a way to use this thing to kill Georgians or shut off the natgas supply to Europe?"
"And here's the pic of me and Obummer eating a cheesburger so people will think we respect him. I titled this pic 'What a douche'"
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